Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93657 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #180 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 11:16:19 AM »

I missed a joke.

B E C K · « **Reply #181 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 01:52:03 PM »

The image I posted says "cat sex".

Derrick · « **Reply #182 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 10:46:06 PM »

Well how else would we have kittens?

B E C K · « **Reply #183 on:** Dec 26, 2009, 08:49:37 AM »

Mitosis.

IDE · « **Reply #184 on:** Dec 26, 2009, 12:20:25 PM »

Tonight at 8:30pm eastern! Final Destination!

Are we headed for dessert or disaster!

IDE · « **Reply #185 on:** Dec 26, 2009, 12:20:56 PM »

There was supposed to be a ? at the end there.

So I'm adding it in with this 2nd post.

ahem...

"?"

IDE · « **Reply #186 on:** Dec 27, 2009, 07:10:14 PM »

/remove armor
/throw down sword

I RETURN VICTORIOUS!

She's barely 5' tall and her vag is as tight as ever. In fact I liken plowing her to the 4th boss of ICC. You have to be careful with the speed and depth of your stroke else she'll build up enough estrogen powet and give you the "OMG it hurts! get that thing out of me!" debuff and wipe the raid. So the strat is apply a slow dps burn until you're ready to finish, and then pop all your cds and hope that you can unload enough burst before you get hit with the debuff.

IDE · « **Reply #187 on:** Dec 29, 2009, 03:28:09 AM »

So she asked how old I was...and I told her.

The truth even.

This is the equivalent of a dragon not eating the maiden the villagers sacrificed to him so that he might leave their village alone for a year. Instead he bows his head and lets her stroke his scales with her delicate tiny handed caress. Then he playfully flips her over and mounts her while she screams in terror as his giant dragon dork penetrates her tiny human form.

IDE · « **Reply #188 on:** Jan 03, 2010, 06:08:31 AM »

Well I slammed out Jenn. Her body was kind of gross. I think she used to be fat or something and needs a tummy tuck.

Cute face and boobs, still I probably won't be doing that again unless I get desperate for sustenance.

The D · « **Reply #189 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 03:27:12 PM »

I don't know why anyone would ignore IDE. His posts are too amusing. And quote-worthy.

Squirrel's quote machine is testament to that.

Fiero · « **Reply #190 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 03:40:50 PM »

I can agree with laughing at his quotes if a machine randomly generated them, but in a series as above is quite irritating.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #191 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 04:00:25 PM »

Thanks to the ignore option, when I saw this last page of the thread I only saw 5 "blank" posts made by him. Bliss.

Derrick · « **Reply #192 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 07:02:50 PM »

Indeed.

IDE · « **Reply #193 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 07:45:33 AM »

Love me or hate me it's still an obsession.

B E C K · « **Reply #194 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 01:26:27 PM »

And it looks just like you, too.

IDE · « **Reply #195 on:** Aug 26, 2011, 10:08:03 PM »

I'm doing this short indy film that is being done by 19 yr old girls. I can't even look at them for very long without feeling my fangs start to lengthen. When they're trying to talk to me all I see are their pulsating nubile vaginas glowing bright pink through their panties, and the urge to feed upon them drives me near to madness.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #196 on:** Aug 26, 2011, 11:39:05 PM »

That's not your fangs.

B E C K · « **Reply #197 on:** Aug 26, 2011, 11:59:22 PM »

But, then why are they dripping with blood?

IDE · « **Reply #198 on:** Aug 27, 2011, 05:12:21 AM »

Well it's not just my fangs...

My dick was actually dripping with blood from a 21 yr old the other night.

I'm not sure you guys are aware of this but sometimes I can induce menstruation with my dick? Everyone can do this though yeah?

B E C K · « **Reply #199 on:** Aug 27, 2011, 11:25:52 PM »

Or maybe you killed her and she died of internal bleeding on her way home.

IDE · « **Reply #200 on:** Aug 28, 2011, 01:34:56 AM »

Well now that I think about it she hasn't called...

B E C K · « **Reply #201 on:** Aug 28, 2011, 11:29:41 PM »

You could always follow the trail and find out.

Rama · « **Reply #202 on:** Aug 29, 2011, 01:06:00 AM »

I think that might count as "Calling her back the next day.",so can't do that.

B E C K · « **Reply #203 on:** Aug 30, 2011, 11:33:32 PM »

What? Even if he's all Hansel and Gretel and just follows the drippings?

Rama · « **Reply #204 on:** Aug 31, 2011, 01:56:57 AM »

Yeah cause it'd be all "ahhhhhh you cared enough to see if I was alright." and we can't go and have her thinking we actually give a shit about her. The conquest that is all that matters. If she dies...so what, she already did her job. On to the next!

IDE · « **Reply #205 on:** Aug 31, 2011, 04:17:01 AM »

I'm not as callous as all that. Which makes it even harder for me to do what I do. I'm aware of what I'm doing but I do it anyway! Like a werewolf who refuses to tie himself up when the full moon rises. Most of the time they're not aware that they're not the only one so at the very least I'm merciful in that respect, and I always let them "break up" with me, that way they get to limp away with their dignity intact after having the best sex of their lives. Then they call me down the road and I plow them again cause hey it's the best sex of their lives.

Guess whats next on the chopping block me lads (and lasses)!

A mexican! (first one ever!)

And she's 4'9! (shortest ever!)

Oh god she's so little it's ridiculous. This is gonna be a like a scene from Legend of the Overfiend.

Fiero · « **Reply #206 on:** Aug 31, 2011, 05:07:17 PM »

How have you lived where you are and never had a Mexican?

I fucking love fucking short girls. I don't know why.

IDE · « **Reply #207 on:** Aug 31, 2011, 05:58:10 PM »

I don't know it just never crossed my mind to actively seek one out.

Fiero · « **Reply #208 on:** Aug 31, 2011, 08:27:41 PM »

It just clicked in my head: I've only slept with Mexicans. Wow.

B E C K · « **Reply #209 on:** Sep 01, 2011, 12:32:25 AM »

That's one way across the border.