Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93714 times)

IDE · « **Reply #150 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 10:50:31 PM »

Catie, Age 21: She used to teach bible classes to kids before she was fired under the suspicion of having pre-marital sex.

They were right to suspect her.

Stephanie and jill out of the picture.

Going to nail alix soon.

Thought asian jen was done, but she just texted me today.

New additions:

Dee, age 25: Half black and all about me. Very artsy, probably down for the blow out.

Rebecca, age 28: kinda old for me but she's cute with a good sense of humor. She wants to hang out more.

But back to asian jen...Someone who I met only once at that party from the pic I posted and haven't spoken to since. Because basking in my greatness is sort of like being in a ghostbusters movie.

Current California Dreamin' score: 3

Ages: 24, 20, 21

IDE · « **Reply #151 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 10:55:47 PM »

Well we haven't "spoken" but we've texted. Which I hate doing but I do anyway. Something about texting strikes me as weak. You have all this time to deliver your contrived response. I long for the days of the phone call when you either succeeded or failed on the fly. If the call went well you exulted in your success. If it went bad you punched a whole through the dry wall in defeat. But god damn it you were alive!

p.s. At this time I wish to submit petition #454368 to return my editing privileges. Re-citing the fact that I never actually abused it in the first place. If the details of the incident are no longer on record feel free to send me a pm for more info.

Fiero · « **Reply #152 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 02:31:54 AM »

Can't you just start a blog somewhere instead of posting this here.

Nobody on this forum gives a fuck about your stupid shit conquests.

Derrick · « **Reply #153 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 05:53:46 AM »

Agreed, it's like a reverse D. We get it. You can't find satisfaction so you're trying to fill the void multiple ways. Be like Wilt Chamberlan, do it in secret and then write one big book that no one will actually read.

Fiero · « **Reply #154 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 03:32:20 PM »

Or make millions of dollars, get caught, and leave golf indefinitely.

Derrick · « **Reply #155 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 10:24:27 PM »

Then lose 500 million to your disgruntled Swedish wife.

IDE · « **Reply #156 on:** Dec 18, 2009, 04:08:34 AM »

If this is making you mad know that it only encourages me to post more of it, albeit contained in this thread that I forced you to read.

Derrick · « **Reply #157 on:** Dec 18, 2009, 06:05:13 AM »

Not mad, bored and sympathetic.

Fiero · « **Reply #158 on:** Dec 18, 2009, 04:06:59 PM »

Seriously, I have no anger towards you. In fact, the reason I am irritated is the fact that your posts do not cause any emotion, positive or negative, to arise in me. I can only assume this is because you have no brain, because I'm usually extremely empathetic, but if you don't have a brain, it probably doesn't work.

Derrick · « **Reply #159 on:** Dec 18, 2009, 07:15:47 PM »

Also, it's just boasting. Since we our opinions of you don't improve with those posts, it brings to questions why you do.

Fiero · « **Reply #160 on:** Dec 18, 2009, 09:28:59 PM »

A glutton for apathy, perhaps?

IDE · « **Reply #161 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 12:22:33 AM »

Maybe it doesn't provoke an emotional response because it's just a list. If you're expecting to feel something from a list of my prospects I have to question whether you have a brain or not good sir.

And since when have we ever worried about our thoughts and feelings on INTERNET? What is this Real World: Nuri?

Annnnnd when I sad mad I meant irritated. I hardly think you're raging over this. So quest completed. 140324 experience points to me and I'll take the +sp and crit plate legs.

The list is for me of course, I'm not running for governor of this board. You may bear witness to it and leave comments (or not) as you see fit.

Rama · « **Reply #162 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 01:16:56 AM »

I, however, am running for Governor of the board. Be sure to vote for me this November.

Derrick · « **Reply #163 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 09:59:27 AM »

...that was last month. You missed the election. AGAIN.

Fiero · « **Reply #164 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 04:58:17 PM »

If you want to make a list, go put it in Google Docs or some shit like that.

Derrick · « **Reply #165 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 05:30:36 PM »

Agreed. Spreadsheet that shit.

IDE · « **Reply #166 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 08:36:13 PM »

No.

And after re reading this thread it actually contains some good bits that I can use.

Fiero · « **Reply #167 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 10:11:54 PM »

I think I might actually loathe you.

Derrick · « **Reply #168 on:** Dec 19, 2009, 10:58:53 PM »

He's officially the anti-D, which isn't a positive. Somehow they're both negatives.

IDE · « **Reply #169 on:** Dec 20, 2009, 05:35:08 AM »

Name me what you will, I remain the spanker of models, the banger of teachers, and master of the off the car trunk double missile drop kick.

Your bleeding vagina posts about monogamy and AMG DONT NEED ANYONE BUT MAH GF AND HER SWEET ABS were fun to re read tho. But her abs will fail one day and you'll replace her with a newer model and be no better than I. Or else have to deal with sagging bits and crows feet.../shudder.

And you, if you're loathing me then there is your "emotional response". Good bye ambivalence! Hello Loathing!

I stayed in tonight and played video games because everyone has already left town. But the good news is that it's time for our blast from the past update!

Kim, Age

: She must be mid 20s by now. We were an item back in 2003 and now she lives in NYC. I'm going there for xmas and we're gonna see each other. She couldn't have an O during sex until she met me. I know you're thinking "pfft I'm sure she just told you that to boost your ego" but the thing is we didn't really get along (she bit my face to the point of bleeding). Then told me this after we hooked up once after our break up. If a girl tells you you're great in bed when you're with her she could just be doing what cosmo said to do, but if she rends the flesh off your cheek with her teeth and tells you then it's gots to be true.

She loved to cause a scene in public and she was so little too, it was hilarious this tiny girl pummeling my nigh invulnerable chest to no avail, me blocking her kicks to my jewels with cat like reflexes, ahhh young love /sigh...will it ever be like that again?

We find out next week!

B E C K · « **Reply #170 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 11:11:46 AM »

Fiero · « **Reply #171 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 11:17:08 AM »

I always wondered what that button was for. Always too scared to touch it.

B E C K · « **Reply #172 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 11:25:35 AM »

It's both sexy and mysterious.

Derrick · « **Reply #173 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 12:41:05 PM »

It's like the world is now a little safer.

Fiero · « **Reply #174 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 05:10:09 PM »

Or at least, I can ignore the part that isn't.

Derrick · « **Reply #175 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 06:09:02 PM »

Who wants to see cock pics?

Fiero · « **Reply #176 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 08:18:17 PM »

Why would I want to see your bird?

Derrick · « **Reply #177 on:** Dec 22, 2009, 09:34:08 AM »

He has amazing plumage!

IDE · « **Reply #178 on:** Dec 22, 2009, 07:17:39 PM »

Press the button! You'll be back! There can be no good without evil, etc. etc.!

I'm more interested in the fact that ss says "cat sex".

This is an omen.

B E C K · « **Reply #179 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 08:48:16 AM »

HAHA FTW! I knew I should've cut more off!