Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93617 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #120 on:** Apr 07, 2007, 11:42:17 PM »

I read it but I still don't get half of it, do you?

Bitch · « **Reply #121 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 01:26:50 AM »

I think he got laid. Also, he wants to sell his semen.

B E C K · « **Reply #122 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 01:33:12 AM »

I'll stick with Stephen Colbert's Formula 401.

IDE · « **Reply #123 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 05:23:47 AM »

2009 "CALIFORNIA DREAMIN" UPDAAAAATE!

Ok so who do we have now...

Stephanie, age 29: Been texting her about how I fight crime and what not. She's a lawyer.

Jen, age unknown: Met her at that disco party. She's asian and I'm taking her out for sushi and then hopefully eating her hamachi.

Katlin, age 20: Doesn't really like to party. Will have to play the Mr. Right angle. Probably have to spend a lot of time and money to nail her. Might not be worth the effort.

Jenn, age unknown: Going to meet her a happy endings.

Alex, age 29: Smoking hot milf.

Kristen, age unknown: Life guard. 'nuff said.

Jill, age 27: used to be fat but is now becoming a fitness model. Haven't seen her naked could be folds of loose flesh under there. Proceed with caution.

It's not in the teens (yet) like the days of yore, but it's a start.

B E C K · « **Reply #124 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 03:57:58 AM »

I forgot what this thread was about.

Derrick · « **Reply #125 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 09:14:07 AM »

Smoke and mirrors, smoke and mirrors.

Sam · « **Reply #126 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 12:04:22 PM »

It was about remedial spanish, wasn't it?

Fiero · « **Reply #127 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 05:03:38 PM »

quatro cinco cinco seis.

Derrick · « **Reply #128 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 05:42:47 PM »

Give it to me, baby.

Fiero · « **Reply #129 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 10:25:06 PM »

UH HUH UH HUH

Derrick · « **Reply #130 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 08:24:33 AM »

GIVE IT TO ME BABY!

Sam · « **Reply #131 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 09:37:47 AM »

Uh huh, uh huh.

(ok, fine, finish it)

Derrick · « **Reply #132 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 10:54:09 AM »

I'm enjoying 'You're gonna go far kid' muchly in my workout playlist.

Fiero · « **Reply #133 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 05:26:57 PM »

That's not how the song goes. What is wrong with you. Are you stupid?

Derrick · « **Reply #134 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 08:07:09 PM »

...YES!

*runs away crying*

Fiero · « **Reply #135 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 08:39:45 PM »

Don't run away! Sit in the corner with your face in it!

Derrick · « **Reply #136 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 08:29:25 AM »

Blair Witch?

B E C K · « **Reply #137 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:18:59 PM »

No. Dunce Witch.

Derrick · « **Reply #138 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:27:46 PM »

Sand Witch?

B E C K · « **Reply #139 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:32:39 PM »

Sandwich? Don't mind if I do! NOM NOM NOM.

Derrick · « **Reply #140 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:43:34 PM »

THAT WAS MY BUFFALO SUBWAY SANDWICH! The combo is now only 5 dollars at your local Subway. Subway, eat fresh!

Rama · « **Reply #141 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:51:39 PM »

Hee Hee...five dollar foot long....hee hee.

Fiero · « **Reply #142 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 08:27:41 PM »

Five dollar five foot long is what I got. Yeah, I'm talking about my ruler.

Derrick · « **Reply #143 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 08:52:25 PM »

Wait for IDE referencing his penis and how it satisfies ## women.

Fiero · « **Reply #144 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 09:13:13 PM »

I declare that my penis is 10 to 20 better. 10 to 20 what, I cannot say.

B E C K · « **Reply #145 on:** Nov 28, 2009, 03:39:22 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 02:43:34 PM

THAT WAS MY BUFFALO SUBWAY SANDWICH! The combo is now only 5 dollars at your local Subway. Subway, eat fresh!

I know that's a great price, but I never eat the combo.

Quote from: Rama on Nov 25, 2009, 02:51:39 PM

Hee Hee...five dollar foot long....hee hee.

Shaddup.

Rama · « **Reply #146 on:** Nov 28, 2009, 04:19:34 PM »

What? Those commercials make the 5th grader inside me laugh every time.

B E C K · « **Reply #147 on:** Nov 28, 2009, 06:27:48 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Nov 28, 2009, 04:19:34 PM

What? Those commercials make the 5th grader inside me laugh every time.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! And here I thought we only had one Doug.

Rama · « **Reply #148 on:** Nov 29, 2009, 12:26:00 AM »

You do...my 5th grader was a boy.

Derrick · « **Reply #149 on:** Nov 29, 2009, 06:48:24 PM »

Why is that insanely hot?