Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93784 times)

Guest · « **Reply #90 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 02:03:27 PM »

I don't think it makes a difference to be honest.

IDE · « **Reply #91 on:** Mar 02, 2007, 02:59:25 AM »

#1 SOLD ME OUT!

Oh the treachery! Oh the wasted effort!

Well now my efforts to bring emotional pain to womankind will be redoubled. I'm almost at the point where I could kill a kitten...not there quite yet, cause its just a sweet little kitten and it didn't do anything, but much more of this shit and all my humanity will be wiped away and there will be some interesting meals with fava beans and a nice chianti.

B E C K · « **Reply #92 on:** Mar 04, 2007, 05:34:25 PM »

#1 sold you out? How? Might as well give up details since we've come this far. So to speak.

B E C K · « **Reply #93 on:** Mar 04, 2007, 05:44:57 PM »

Okay, you mentioned it in the last thread, but, what, did she bring the other dude with her or something?

IDE · « **Reply #94 on:** Mar 04, 2007, 06:34:03 PM »

She was constantly texting "where are you?" and when I finally show up she's trying to be all shady and telling me that her friend doesn't have a guy and it's true (she didn't) and that she's trying to find her one.

But you all who have never been near me physically can't know that giving such a lame excuse to deny one's self the ecstacy of being in my presence makes no sense at all.

But I do know it.

So she tells me to come find her later and I do. And I notice this other guy who was talking to her earlier (We would sort of both be standing near her at different times and I knew something was going on) is sitting next to her and she puts her head down in her lap on account of her being "so wasted" and her friend is whispering in her ear probably something like "oh shit they're both here now! what are you gonna do!?"

So at this point I could've just talked to her while the guy stared off into space but I've never been one for subtelty so I simply turned to him and asked "Are you talking to her?" and he just sort of shrugged and maybe mumbled something before I cut him off with "Cause I'm talking to her, I love these awkward situations" and he seemed a little taken aback. Then I removed her friend's hand that was over her back, and lifted her shoulders (gently) so that we were eye to eye so I could lean in and whisper to her "Who is this guy?" and she said "we're kind of talking" ("talking" as has been used in this post means courting for you uninitiated social recluses).

So I told her "Have a nice life" and walked away. Then she sent me some texts about how she was sorry and I sent one back that said "for what? talking to that little faggot? And you were giving me shit? (because she was constantly accusing me of being a player) lol.

So I have reaped what I've sewn and whilst some of you may find this cause to rejoice that the universe is so clever, know this!

This encounter has only made me stronger. In fact if anything I'm concocting even more diabolical schemes and ruthless heartbreaking techniques as I type this.

B E C K · « **Reply #95 on:** Mar 04, 2007, 07:15:23 PM »

What did you care though? Weren't you just gonna tap her and be done with it? That's like a cougar making a kill, and then bitching because the vultures are taking the slivers of meat from the bones.

IDE · « **Reply #96 on:** Mar 04, 2007, 08:36:05 PM »

Because she was #1 and I had a little something invested in her. She was one of my whorecrux if you will. There's always more than 1 of them and I keep them hidden and separated from one another. But when I lose one I feel the loss a little, which means it's time to go out and create some more...

*puts on his robes and wizard hat*

B E C K · « **Reply #97 on:** Mar 04, 2007, 10:23:18 PM »

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...my whorecrux if you will.

IDE · « **Reply #98 on:** Mar 05, 2007, 01:44:33 AM »

*sigh*

I texted the rachel chick "Are you the kind of girl that just throws up out a guys window and never talks to him again" and this was after texting if she wanted to go to dinner and a movie.

...

and the thing is I was so pissed off about losing number 1 that I got really wasted so when I took rachel home I couldn't nail her properly and I think thats why she's not texting back. And you'd think well thats ok you'll see her out again and...

wait...I shoudl tell u why I miss her. When we met it was like a movie.

She said "this is the part where you come over and talk to me" and then I said this is the part where I smile and look at your eyes before kissing you" or some shit like that but it went back and forth with this "this is the part..." and oh man...even my jaded heart aches a little after such an encounter, but she'll never talk to me again because I couldnt get it all the way up for her because I was busy drinking until I couldnt feel anything below my waste over some other bitch.

So we had sex and for the brief moments we were having it I could tell she liked it but I feel like I failed her over all and thats the reason (though maybe she just feels like an uber whorebag for fucking me the first night we met, who knows) anyway though I miss her even though we just met because she's eclipsed god girl (see squirrel's board for details)...

but I'll get over it...I always do, and when shit like this happens my 6 pack abs become 8 pack abs because I'm that much angrier and hungrier for vengeance on all womankind.

B E C K · « **Reply #99 on:** Mar 05, 2007, 02:00:10 AM »

Give me the link over there to where you posted about god-girl. Make browsing easier for the lazy!

Ease up, you're only 23. You have your whole life ahead of you.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #100 on:** Mar 05, 2007, 08:38:09 AM »

He's NOT 23....

B E C K · « **Reply #101 on:** Mar 05, 2007, 10:50:12 AM »

Yep, his whole life ahead of him.

IDE · « **Reply #102 on:** Mar 05, 2007, 05:13:04 PM »

god girl

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Ease up, you're only 23. You have your whole life ahead of you.

true enough

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He's NOT 23....

quiet you!

B E C K · « **Reply #103 on:** Mar 05, 2007, 05:43:49 PM »

Yep, I shore do envy them younger folks. *back pops*

B E C K · « **Reply #104 on:** Mar 05, 2007, 06:15:00 PM »

Holy fuck, girlfriend, that's six pages. Practically on-topic, too. Bravo.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #105 on:** Mar 05, 2007, 09:05:02 PM »

I only speak the truth! IDE lies! 23 he is not! BE WARNED, WIMMENFOLK!

Rama · « **Reply #106 on:** Mar 06, 2007, 08:53:59 AM »

But why would he tell us he is 23 if he isn't? Lying about your age is something insecure women do...not strong fit confident men like IDE.

B E C K · « **Reply #107 on:** Mar 06, 2007, 12:24:32 PM »

That is very true.

IDE · « **Reply #108 on:** Mar 06, 2007, 06:35:42 PM »

I've explained this before.

Where I am (for some ungodly reason) it doesn't matter how really really really good looking you are. After a certain age you become creepy to 18 yr old girls and by a certain age we're talking 24. And it's not like I go around wearing a shirt that says I'm 23 but when these girls show interest in me and we get to talking about how old we are I see no reason to put the kaibosh on the whole thing by telling the truth (and they will walk away if I tell them, it happened 3 out of 3 times and that's enough data gathering on this subject for me). I'm still everything she wants in terms of looks, charm, sexual prowess, etc. Why ruin her designs on me over such a small technicality.

Derrick · « **Reply #109 on:** Mar 06, 2007, 08:14:42 PM »

Especially when at a point in your life you should be looking for something meaningful, especially at the cusp of a great achievement in your life, instead you wish to waste everything on some pink, possibly diseased slit.

B E C K · « **Reply #110 on:** Mar 06, 2007, 08:19:08 PM »

!!!!!!!! tom winz.

IDE · « **Reply #111 on:** Mar 07, 2007, 03:25:17 AM »

Whose wasting everything?

Me? or someone who is with the same person day in and day out during the younger years of his life when he should be sewing his oats but has instead opted to be in l...lo...lurr...

bleh!

It is I who am doing the right thing by not settling down until I've sought my fortune and established myself. I suppose you could try and do that with a ball chained to your ankle but think of all the interesting romances you'll have to forego as you meet new and exciting people, but nooo you'll have a girlfriend/wife what have you holding ya down. "Sorry Claire Danes! I can't fuck you I've got a girlfriend!"

No thank you.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #112 on:** Mar 07, 2007, 07:55:24 AM »

...Tom still wins.

Rama · « **Reply #113 on:** Mar 07, 2007, 09:10:35 AM »

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It is I who am doing the right thing by not settling down until I've sought my fortune and established myself.

Most of the time I'd tell people to do the exact opposite of whatever IDE said, but on this I agree with him.

Derrick · « **Reply #114 on:** Mar 07, 2007, 04:53:05 PM »

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Me? or someone who is with the same person day in and day out during the younger years of his life when he should be sewing his oats but has instead opted to be in l...lo...lurr...

You've obviously never seen Kary nekid. Abs like a fucking greek goddess, and they're mine whenever I want. No pining, no emo-laden posts over her not giving it to me so I get blue balls.

Plus, again, I know she lacks VD. When your balls start itching because some girl was really naughty, and you have to "apply to affected area", you'll know.

Plus, this was about you lying about your age, which really won't last much longer. So live it up now, but you're dancing the line of distinguished gentleman and wierd pedophile.

B E C K · « **Reply #115 on:** Mar 08, 2007, 01:04:42 PM »

My declaration of teh win had nothing to do with lifestyle and everything to do with integrating "pink diseased slit" into conversation. IDE, dude, you sow away.

Guest · « **Reply #116 on:** Mar 08, 2007, 01:15:44 PM »

well you brought up the "meaningful" but I'm in LA right now and apparently you don't have to lie about your age out here, just about who you are and what you do (until you actually become that thing they desire).

I chalk the emo/blue balls up as the price I pay for variety. Just recently I had to call off a hit because I saw a cold sore on this chick's mouth...disappointing but to this day have never come down with anything (due to the blessing of Torm). Still you're right though, I haven't seen Kary naked...If it's as life changing as you say I think we could all benefit from some pictures.

Derrick · « **Reply #117 on:** Mar 08, 2007, 01:31:47 PM »

I think she'd either be into it, or would hit me. Eitherway, I'll ask, or just wait for us to be on Spring Break and I'll snap a bikini shot.

IDE · « **Reply #118 on:** Apr 06, 2007, 01:53:21 AM »

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!HA!

FUCK YEAH!

NUMBER 1 RETURNETH!

THE BITCH COULDN"T STAY AWAY!

SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T GO HOME WITH THAT GUY...NOT THAT I BELIEVE THAT

BUT THE POINT THAT I COULD CALL HER A BITCH AND SHE STILL CAME BACK CLAIMING THAT I AM THE BEST KISSER EVER IS PROOF POSITIVE THAT I AM A LIVING GOD.

ONCE AGAIN...I CAN CALL YOU A BITCH...AND YOU WILL COME BACK BECAUSE I AM THAT FUCKING GOOD.

ARCANE ENERGY IS RADIATING OFF OF ME AS I CRAFT ORANGE MAKE-OUT TRINKETS WIT MY 475 KISSING SKILL.

I'm GONNA SELL THESE FUCKERS FOR 2000g each IN THE AH.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #119 on:** Apr 06, 2007, 08:58:04 PM »

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Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93784 times)

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