Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93627 times)

Rama · « **Reply #60 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 02:31:27 AM »

You know I remember the days when only I made posts like that. I, however, could do it without the aid of a performance enhancing substance, like alcohol.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #61 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 08:13:31 AM »

Who the fuck lets this guy online after he boozes out?

IDE · « **Reply #62 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 01:03:42 PM »

I need one of those built in breathalizers that won't let you start your car for the PC.

Can't believe I made it all the way here. Usually after 1 or 2 boards I'm done but last nights slap in the face by lady fate was a 3 board event apparently.

B E C K · « **Reply #63 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 09:28:18 PM »

There'll be other girls. Do you really care?

IDE · « **Reply #64 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 10:42:17 PM »

I guess not.

But ya know how some people get really depressed about their favorite team losing a game that they thought was supposed to be in the bag, but then the refs made a bullshit call and all the hardcore fans are stomping around their living rooms pissed off?

Well I'm my own favorite team.

B E C K · « **Reply #65 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 12:13:49 AM »

Yeah, I'd get disappointed watching some reality show and the people I was rooting for lose. But a month later, it's pretty much forgotten.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #66 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 07:21:58 AM »

Yup.

Rama · « **Reply #67 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 11:59:06 PM »

But there may come the day when the girl in your brain doesn't go away, no matter how much time passes.

IDE · « **Reply #68 on:** Oct 27, 2006, 03:19:40 AM »

Let us pray to Odin that black day never comes.

Rama · « **Reply #69 on:** Oct 27, 2006, 05:59:02 AM »

It'll come. It'll come. Like Death and Taxes.

B E C K · « **Reply #70 on:** Oct 27, 2006, 02:27:24 PM »

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Let us pray to Odin that black day never comes.

While you're at it, pray it's not tubgirl.

IDE · « **Reply #71 on:** Nov 01, 2006, 10:55:00 PM »

The gods are angry. I think I need to go to the store and burn some filet mignon in the backyard...

IDE · « **Reply #72 on:** Jan 11, 2007, 04:19:47 PM »

Ah a new semester dawns...the final semester.

1) Erica
2) Jennn
3) Dani (this is a girl I blew it with before but she seemed interested before she left for england last semster after she watched me toss some kids around in the street that were trying to fight while I was at work)
4) Stephanie, Heather, or Becky (They're all in the same sorority and close friends so I probably won't be able to get them all I have to choose which one I want. It's sort of like having an eevie pokemanz)

That's all for now except for 2 offers from my friens's girlfriends each one wants to hook me up with one of their friends. It's funny cause both of them are always flirty with me so I guess they want to have a vicarious experience by sacrificing their friends to the dark gods. One of the friends was just visiting (don't know if she's still here) but the other girl's friend is her roomate (and my friend hates her, the roomate, not his girlfriend) so I'm going to go Dragon Force on her bergina.

On the black wind forever we ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom our guide

B E C K · « **Reply #73 on:** Jan 11, 2007, 04:38:39 PM »

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It's sort of like having an eevie pokemanz)

IDE · « **Reply #74 on:** Jan 14, 2007, 06:30:05 AM »

4) Shena (very interested blonde...I mean this chick is fucking hot...we should breed together if nothing else)

5) Dani...oh wait...she was #3 already...well we saw eachother tonight and she seemed interested but then she was with some tool and wasn't paying attention to me...but I noticed like every chick in there was paying attention to me...My shoulder has been wounded for awhile and only since I was in the play have I been able to re-establish the final form of my god like physique (like you know how frieza is all cool n shit but he's got several different omg final forms? I've been in like the form before the final one for awhile now)...and god damn it if women aren't as shallow as ever. I mean seriously you bitches go nuts over my sleek hornless jumpsuit form, it's sad really. Have you no shame?

B E C K · « **Reply #75 on:** Jan 15, 2007, 12:12:20 PM »

I don't know what else you're expecting from party-hos.

IDE · « **Reply #76 on:** Jan 15, 2007, 03:47:01 PM »

What's the criteria for being a party-ho anyway?

B E C K · « **Reply #77 on:** Jan 15, 2007, 10:34:52 PM »

* Party-ho gear including at least three of the following: miniskirts, see-through blouses/shirts (anything decent reading "Princess" or "Brat" acceptable substitute), neck-breaking shoes, a tongue piercing, a lower back tat (a butterfly anywhere also acceptable), ass-crack pants (ornamental thong optional), an incessently checked cellphone, and/or a class-five wizard's staff. Required is that assortment of party-ho gear be worn to/displayed places other than parties such as school and my grandmother's funeral.

* Penchant for alcohol and/or drugs to the point of excess. Can result in an accidental date rape or comedic car wreck.

* Looseness or acceptable perception of looseness as judged by correct assortment of party-ho gear. Usually has the appearance of "asking for it" or "giving it away" or "maybe finagling for Jared Leto's used Wendy's napkin and a Snickers bar".

* Wanting to do or having done Girls Gone Wild. Flashing for beads or doing wet t-shirt contest also acceptable. Must be accompanied with a hearty "Whoooo!"

Someone tell me if I'm missing something.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #78 on:** Jan 15, 2007, 11:39:17 PM »

Party-Hos also tend to heavily spectate games of Beer Pong.

IDE · « **Reply #79 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 02:51:47 AM »

this is true.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #80 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 05:51:54 AM »

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* Party-ho gear including at least three of the following: miniskirts, see-through blouses/shirts (anything decent reading "Princess" or "Brat" acceptable substitute), neck-breaking shoes, a tongue piercing, a lower back tat (a butterfly anywhere also acceptable), ass-crack pants (ornamental thong optional), an incessently checked cellphone, and/or a class-five wizard's staff. Required is that assortment of party-ho gear be worn to/displayed places other than parties such as school and my grandmother's funeral.

* Penchant for alcohol and/or drugs to the point of excess. Can result in an accidental date rape or comedic car wreck.

* Looseness or acceptable perception of looseness as judged by correct assortment of party-ho gear. Usually has the appearance of "asking for it" or "giving it away" or "maybe finagling for Jared Leto's used Wendy's napkin and a Snickers bar".

* Wanting to do or having done Girls Gone Wild. Flashing for beads or doing wet t-shirt contest also acceptable. Must be accompanied with a hearty "Whoooo!"

Someone tell me if I'm missing something.

Dude you just described me with 3 of those. But piercings/tattoos don't count s party hos! plus I'm a party girl(actually, WAS, not anymore) I ain't no stinky party ho!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #81 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 08:41:51 AM »

Acceptance is the first part of change, Faye, remember that.

IDE · « **Reply #82 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 03:13:17 PM »

all is proceeding as I have forseen

B E C K · « **Reply #83 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 07:17:01 PM »

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Dude you just described me with 3 of those. But piercings/tattoos don't count s party hos! plus I'm a party girl(actually, WAS, not anymore) I ain't no stinky party ho!

You need all four to be a certified party-ho.

Tom in awe · « **Reply #84 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 07:17:36 PM »

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* Party-ho gear including at least three of the following: miniskirts, see-through blouses/shirts (anything decent reading "Princess" or "Brat" acceptable substitute), neck-breaking shoes, a tongue piercing, a lower back tat (a butterfly anywhere also acceptable), ass-crack pants (ornamental thong optional), an incessently checked cellphone, and/or a class-five wizard's staff. Required is that assortment of party-ho gear be worn to/displayed places other than parties such as school and my grandmother's funeral.

Hot.

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* Penchant for alcohol and/or drugs to the point of excess. Can result in an accidental date rape or comedic car wreck.

Eh, acceptable losses.

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* Looseness or acceptable perception of looseness as judged by correct assortment of party-ho gear. Usually has the appearance of "asking for it" or "giving it away" or "maybe finagling for Jared Leto's used Wendy's napkin and a Snickers bar".

Hey, it's how IDE gets some.

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* Wanting to do or having done Girls Gone Wild. Flashing for beads or doing wet t-shirt contest also acceptable. Must be accompanied with a hearty "Whoooo!"

Hey, if I throw 'em, you better fucking show them. It's a law.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #85 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 07:42:53 PM »

I'm not as wild as I was before, althought my hotness is still here with me, and always will.

IDE · « **Reply #86 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:39:37 AM »

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Hey, it's how IDE gets some.

Desire is pretty much how we all get some.

IDE · « **Reply #87 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 03:33:33 AM »

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Ah a new semester dawns...the final semester.

1) Erica
2) Jennn
3) Dani (this is a girl I blew it with before but she seemed interested before she left for england last semster after she watched me toss some kids around in the street that were trying to fight while I was at work)
4) Stephanie, Heather, or Becky (They're all in the same sorority and close friends so I probably won't be able to get them all I have to choose which one I want. It's sort of like having an eevie pokemanz)

That's all for now except for 2 offers from my friens's girlfriends each one wants to hook me up with one of their friends. It's funny cause both of them are always flirty with me so I guess they want to have a vicarious experience by sacrificing their friends to the dark gods. One of the friends was just visiting (don't know if she's still here) but the other girl's friend is her roomate (and my friend hates her, the roomate, not his girlfriend) so I'm going to go Dragon Force on her bergina.

On the black wind forever we ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom our guide

HAHA! #1 is mine! not 2 or 3 or 4 but 1!

Truly the Gods favor me!

And here we are! We're the princes of the universe (YEAH!)

Something something FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL!

WE'VE COME TO BE THE RULERS OF YOU ALL!

B E C K · « **Reply #88 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 01:12:06 PM »

You are immortal? You have inside you blood of kings? For an Erica? Bwah. Cut off her head and take her powers, then talk to us.

IDE · « **Reply #89 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 01:42:26 PM »

Before or after I sleep with her?

Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93627 times)

Tom in awe