Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93634 times)

IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Oct 06, 2006, 03:17:26 AM »

who is that anyway?

IDE · « **Reply #31 on:** Oct 06, 2006, 03:45:32 AM »

#4 and I spent the whole time at the bar together dancing and talking and making out. I walked her home and she drove me to my car. Tommorow we're supposed to go see a movie together afterwards I will attempt to bang her out and then move on to #2. Part of me says "no! why don't you try and cultivate something meaningful with #4!" but then I beat that part of my psyche down and continue on with my mission.

IDE · « **Reply #32 on:** Oct 07, 2006, 02:45:40 AM »

AHHH #1 talked to me and now she's in my head! Where is my magic helmet to protect me from this shit!? The only thing left to do now is punish her. Bitch don't you know who I am?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #33 on:** Oct 07, 2006, 10:34:09 AM »

...You're a Manwhore.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Oct 08, 2006, 12:38:40 AM »

Yes, magic helmet.... And I'll give you a sam-ple!

IDE · « **Reply #35 on:** Oct 08, 2006, 09:59:12 PM »

What do you call that?

"The steaming Nuri" ?

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Oct 09, 2006, 12:09:47 AM »

The Nuri Hershey Smear.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #37 on:** Oct 09, 2006, 08:39:16 AM »

This just got weird...

Guest · « **Reply #38 on:** Oct 09, 2006, 03:04:44 PM »

Oh gross!!! NO, it's not about sex! Not every woman wants your body! Keep the hell away!

IDE · « **Reply #39 on:** Oct 10, 2006, 01:44:14 AM »

You do realize this is all just a series of tubes right?

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Oct 10, 2006, 02:39:15 PM »

Tubes smeared with Hershey brand Nuri.

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Oct 10, 2006, 04:28:51 PM »

Man....this thread got real shitty.

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** Oct 11, 2006, 04:15:11 AM »

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Tubes smeared with Hershey brand Nuri.

stop turning me on!

This thread is supposed to be about girls that are within my grasp~desu!

Tonight I made out with a girl that is so adorable and then I blacked out...the next thing I remember is triple A picking up my car after I floored it all the way it could go, it just gave out on me. So it's been towed away and I can't remember how I picked this girl up but I'm so infatuated with here...oh wait she's in my acting class and she added me on facebook...I didnt know who she was till tonight (finally recognized her at class)...and oh man, we made out and shes so cute...it's a shame I'm still talking to 4 other girls cause she could've been the one...but sadly my mission must be carried out bushido style, and some of the girls are sexier even than she...but not as cute...actually there is one other cute one...but whatever, I want you to appreciate something about this girl... her semi-unique cuteness or something...

*pics posted on INTERNET with the squirrel*

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #43 on:** Oct 11, 2006, 09:19:35 AM »

...You still worry me.

IDE · « **Reply #44 on:** Oct 11, 2006, 10:56:38 AM »

I worry me too...at least I found my phone under my bed this morning.

Guest · « **Reply #45 on:** Oct 11, 2006, 03:06:45 PM »

yeah I bet that wasn't all you found

IDE · « **Reply #46 on:** Oct 11, 2006, 09:27:51 PM »

If you don't throw out used condoms the bacteria in there can reanimate them.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Oct 11, 2006, 10:53:33 PM »

Like that little bucket in Fantasia?

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This thread is supposed to be about girls that are within my grasp~desu!

Dork.

IDE · « **Reply #48 on:** Oct 21, 2006, 08:19:54 PM »

1. Hailey
2. Lisa
3. Kylie
4. Miranda
5. J$
6 Amanda.
7. Jes
8. Taylor

Theres an Ashley in my phone but I dont know where it came from...I almost know who it is but I can't place her.

*overload*

Cloey, Hot, Karen, Kirsten (now unranked), Lauren Boobs, Ldiz, Sarah, Meredith

This has gotten out of hand it's time to write some people off.

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Oct 22, 2006, 03:11:14 AM »

Lauren Boobs? A nickname or a surname fairy with a sense of humor?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #50 on:** Oct 22, 2006, 11:06:36 AM »

O_o I still think IDE is a manwhore.

IDE · « **Reply #51 on:** Oct 22, 2006, 04:36:12 PM »

Lauren Boobs because there is already a Lauren in the phone.

Also last night I was put into the only situation that I always 95% fail at with the ladies. My friend told me that she likes me. For some reason when I go in thinking that I have something to lose I always lose it.

Fortunately she's not on my list and was only a bonus round. Unfortunately she was kinda hot.

Guest · « **Reply #52 on:** Oct 22, 2006, 05:59:16 PM »

Where that banner that says "This thread has teh AIDS!"?

IDE · « **Reply #53 on:** Oct 22, 2006, 07:35:30 PM »

Allright guest! I've had it with you!

TITS OR GTFO!

Rama · « **Reply #54 on:** Oct 23, 2006, 04:08:48 AM »

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Lauren Boobs because there is already a Lauren in the phone.

I think I like my Surname Fairy idea better.

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Oct 23, 2006, 04:23:32 PM »

I don't.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Oct 23, 2006, 10:07:28 PM »

Nobody asked you.

B E C K · « **Reply #57 on:** Oct 24, 2006, 11:38:54 PM »

No, you didn't. OHHHHHH, snap, bitch!

Rama · « **Reply #58 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 12:06:52 AM »

Oh I did LLS....I did!

IDE · « **Reply #59 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 01:53:37 AM »

REJPOICE YOU HATING PIECES OF SHIT!

2 GIRLS WHO IVE BEEN TALKING TO BUT HAVE ONLY KISSED 1 FOUND OUT THAT I HAV EBOTH THEIR NUMBERS

WE'V ENEVER ACTUALLY HUNG OUT WITH EITHER ONE

BUT THEY BOTH DECIDED TO ACT LIKE BITCHES AND FORGET ABOUT ME

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

IN EACH WHOREBAG IS INVESTED A PIECE OF MY OMNIPRESENT HEART

WHEN THEY REJECT ME I FEEEL PAIN

WHY WASNT I BORN A VIKING....

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