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« on: Aug 31, 2006, 08:18:42 PM »
Here is the current list in order of their percieved interest in me

1. Mary (the one that got away last night, but will get her comeuppance friday)
2. Lisa (something about her...we've liked eachother since we both first smiled at one another...in prehistoric times I would've mounted her on the spot...curse you society)
3. Miranda (18 yrs old and extremely excited)
4. Heather (they're huge...like if I was chick these are the kind of tatas I would have)
5. Kylie (18 but this one has the body of a 12 yr old and unlike some parties this bothers me)
6. Allie (might have a boyfriend..,)
7. Liz (Haven't talked to her since saturday night...don't really remember what she looks like)
8. Amanda (do not randomly call, was a "what are you doing after this?" pick up"
9. Meredith (Have gotten her number 3 times and never called her, she's probably a little apathetic at this point)
10.???

 

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 31, 2006, 11:40:52 PM »
There's a register chick at the Bookstore that's fairly hot. I can say unabashedly that I will be trying to beat the game on legendary, after some more investigating.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 01, 2006, 12:23:28 AM »
Don't forget your camera next time.  We need more pictures to put in animated GIFs.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 01, 2006, 01:23:03 AM »
Oh....I thought you stopped outside a Home Depot there for a moment.  

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 01, 2006, 01:58:25 AM »
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There's a register chick at the Bookstore that's fairly hot. I can say unabashedly that I will be trying to beat the game on legendary, after some more investigating.
Isn't Nuri a register chick at a bookstore? The plot thickens


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Oh....I thought you stopped outside a Home Depot there for a moment.
I think I understood that. *thumbs up*
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 01, 2006, 02:28:14 AM »
Does she even work at the bookstore anymore? I thought she quit that job. Does Merla still work there?

Any yeah...I make sense from time to time, but not often.  
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 01, 2006, 03:03:37 AM »
10. Erika! (asked if she could have my shirt.  I told her we had to trade. She said ok and put her hands on the bottom of her shirt as if to take it off, so I did too...on my shirt.  Then neither of us took them off, and I said you first, and she said no you first, then I said why don't you give me your number and we can go somewhere and do this later, so she stuck out her hand and I put my cell phone in it.  Then we texted later and she's going out of town for the weekend like numbers: 2 and 4.)

I'm doing something with 1 tommorow..but I told 5 we'd do something tommorow too. 3 wants to get together this weekend. I have to go to 6's birthday party on saturday...

damn it I forgot about 5 1/2*.

*5.5 Kirsten (18 yr old tier 2 sorority chick, code 3 candidate)

 

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 01, 2006, 07:32:19 AM »
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There's a register chick at the Bookstore that's fairly hot. I can say unabashedly that I will be trying to beat the game on legendary, after some more investigating.
Isn't Nuri a register chick at a bookstore? The plot thickens


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This one got to talking about ex Boyfriends, AStrological signs, and what she looks for in a boyfriend yesterday with me.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #8 on: Sep 01, 2006, 12:36:13 PM »
Hope she didn't say she likes guys that don't post on message boards on the intranet.
Get a little closer let it fold
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 01, 2006, 12:37:35 PM »
Exboyfriend chat eh?  That doesn't sound good (to me anyways) but maybe that's the rogues  way in.

I raise my vorpal long sword +3, +5 against 18 yr old girls and roll a natural 20.

What she looks for in a boyfriend is good especially if she's describing you.

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« Reply #10 on: Sep 01, 2006, 10:42:11 PM »
Merla doesn't work in a bookstore she works in a library.  No bookstore for Nuri since July.

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 02, 2006, 12:07:20 AM »
Hey Nuri+Merla's stalker makes a rare appearance

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 02, 2006, 01:22:51 AM »
I knew it was one of them things with all the books in it then.  

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 12, 2006, 09:09:48 PM »
chance of bringing back #1 tonight after all the ridiculous crap that ensued last week is about 58%.  I'm going in even though it could end in rejection... but theres always 2 through 11 if I fail.

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« Reply #14 on: Sep 13, 2006, 07:52:50 AM »
What do you care about rejection?  You're just looking for a good time.  Wham, bam, thank you ma'am and on to the next conquest. It's not like your looking for a committed relationship.  So what if one chick throws you to the dogs there's always another one that's willing.  

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« Reply #15 on: Sep 13, 2006, 10:39:16 AM »
Because he wants to be loved, but can't handle the reality of it, so instead of seeking partnership he accepts that no one will want him for more than 5 minutes. In the truth, he does want something more, he just cannot function to achieve that.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #16 on: Sep 13, 2006, 11:51:24 AM »
...quatro cinco cinco seis.

(break into either a Def Lepard or Offsrping song)

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« Reply #17 on: Sep 13, 2006, 12:09:54 PM »
The Offspring version was better.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #18 on: Sep 13, 2006, 04:10:25 PM »
well...#1 is seeing her ex boyfriend from highschool again.

Tom is actually right (in this instance) I did like this girl but now I despise her...her and fate.  Also my lack of faith in myself even when everything was working as intended (but I couldn't see it).  

The shroud of the dark side has fallen and is all concealing.

 

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« Reply #19 on: Sep 13, 2006, 05:57:03 PM »
My turn!  ::rolls ten-sided die::  Oh no, a wizard attacks!!
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 13, 2006, 08:23:29 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: Sep 14, 2006, 12:29:34 PM »
Gah!  :lol:

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« Reply #22 on: Oct 04, 2006, 01:59:09 AM »
#2 Lisa has returnethed to us! I thought she was lost forever but now she is back! and just in time to take the treacherous #1's place as the girl that I actually like.

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« Reply #23 on: Oct 04, 2006, 12:20:16 PM »
Everytime you say #1, I think of Riker.

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« Reply #24 on: Oct 04, 2006, 01:05:17 PM »
I think of Riker too......









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« Reply #25 on: Oct 04, 2006, 07:02:48 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: Oct 05, 2006, 08:46:04 AM »
Rama that sounds so nasty.

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« Reply #27 on: Oct 05, 2006, 11:36:52 AM »
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Rama that sounds so nasty.

 
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« Reply #28 on: Oct 05, 2006, 02:28:27 PM »
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Rama that sounds so nasty.

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It's hot sex isn't it!?

You can admit it!

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« Reply #29 on: Oct 05, 2006, 08:46:23 PM »
You should've made your name "2hot4jew".  Then I could've done a Woody Allen joke or sumthin'.