Author Topic: College is pissing me off... (Read 31217 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #60 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 01:11:47 AM »

In regard to the portion of Doug's post Chels quoted, if they already think you're one, what's the point of avoiding reality?

Fiero · « **Reply #61 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 07:52:17 AM »

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But I thought orcas sort of were dolphins, or somewhere between dolphins and whales and not quite one or the other.
dude have u seen the movie "orca the kilelr whale?? my ass aint going near one of those bitches, heeEEeeEL no!

*groan*

B E C K · « **Reply #62 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 01:31:09 AM »

Because if anything accurately depicts a killer whale, it's a movie....! But really, who cares. Have you seen their mouths? They *could* bite you in two!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #63 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 01:37:16 AM »

And will if you get close enough.

B E C K · « **Reply #64 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 02:13:13 AM »

And if you subsequently kick it in the face.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #65 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 09:18:45 AM »

You have to rub its tongue, and then it won't bite you!

Or run around on the deck and slip and crack your head open so it has to save you.

Didn't you guys learn anything from Free Willy?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #66 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 09:38:26 AM »

I learned that whales don't suddenly ejaculate on people.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #67 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 11:08:36 AM »

Dolphin ejaculate can decapitate you!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #68 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 12:52:33 PM »

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

Ah okay I'm stupid. The site's down. Shoul dhave checked the link before posting it...

Okay here: http://web.archive.org/web/20040131140419/...dolphinsex.org/

MegatronYES · « **Reply #69 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 01:17:13 PM »

Jesus fucking Christ!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #70 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 02:38:20 PM »

"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you."

Yeah...

B E C K · « **Reply #71 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 10:53:14 PM »

Well if they put it that way...

Fiero · « **Reply #72 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 10:15:05 AM »

Dolphins have prehensile penises? Holy shit that be fucking awesome. I want to try to lift a women while fucking her now, that'd be badass!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #73 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 11:18:08 AM »

Until you break your penis under the pressure.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #74 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 11:30:34 AM »

@.x

*collapses*

Extra Zero · « **Reply #75 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 11:58:23 AM »

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Dolphins have prehensile penises? Holy shit that be fucking awesome. I want to try to lift a women while fucking her now, that'd be badass!

Lemme guess, you're into tenticle pr0n?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #76 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 12:14:41 PM »

o.o That is just...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #77 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 12:44:28 PM »

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Dolphins have prehensile penises? Holy shit that be fucking awesome. I want to try to lift a women while fucking her now, that'd be badass!
Lemme guess, you're into tenticle pr0n?

Now uh. I know that you were'nt talking to me, but I may have fucking as well invented tentacle hentai. I'm serious. Art class in 2nd grade. The years later I discovered that an entrie nation had shared some of my own cretive ideas.

What a wonderful land, Japan.

Fiero · « **Reply #78 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 04:55:00 PM »

Tenticle pr0n sucks because it's not real, these dolphins really do have prehensile penises, they can swing from fucking trees!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #79 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 04:58:53 PM »

Oh, look who's talking. You know damn well that trees are figments of all of our collective imaginations.

Fiero · « **Reply #80 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 05:04:04 PM »

Damnit quit ruining my perfect world!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #81 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 05:08:48 PM »

*jizzes on Fiero* O GOD! YOUR FACE!

Fiero · « **Reply #82 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 07:53:26 PM »

*shoots self*

Watch, now I'm gonna come back as a fucking dolphin, and tear Tom's ass.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #83 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 09:28:00 PM »

The monkey can take it. A monkey's rectum is very strong.

B E C K · « **Reply #84 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:16:21 AM »

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Dolphins have prehensile penises? Holy shit that be fucking awesome. I want to try to lift a women while fucking her now, that'd be badass!
Lemme guess, you're into tenticle pr0n?
Now uh. I know that you were'nt talking to me, but I may have fucking as well invented tentacle hentai. I'm serious. Art class in 2nd grade. The years later I discovered that an entrie nation had shared some of my own cretive ideas.

What a wonderful land, Japan.

What a cool story.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #85 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:33:25 AM »

God, you're right.

I am horribly trite.

B E C K · « **Reply #86 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:34:34 AM »

Awesome, I wasn't even trying that time. Seriously, I wasn't.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #87 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:38:02 AM »

...................

B E C K · « **Reply #88 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:40:37 AM »

^_^

Fiero · « **Reply #89 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 09:19:34 AM »

You suck, all of you.