Author Topic: College is pissing me off... (Read 31253 times)

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 25, 2004, 01:29:23 PM »

history 163. the class was about the industrial war and shit like that. we had to read another book tho...but i cant remember what it was about >_<

tomduo · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 04:27:15 PM »

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I have to write an apocalypse myth by Monday. It's to have been written in 300 BC, with the apocalypse taking place in 2600 AD. My mom has to be able to guess the region from my writing, but I can't give any definite clues. I can't use any existing dieties, and I have to use more than one, with some humans thrown in there for the hell of it. This is going to be fun to write, but also very dificult.

o.o;;

*writes one of his own later*

That is a creative assignment. I wish modern education consisted of great things like that.

The D · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 10:20:27 PM »

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have to write an apocalypse myth by Monday. It's to have been written in 300 BC, with the apocalypse taking place in 2600 AD. My mom has to be able to guess the region from my writing, but I can't give any definite clues. I can't use any existing dieties, and I have to use more than one, with some humans thrown in there for the hell of it. This is going to be fun to write, but also very dificult.

She has to guess the religion, but you can't use any existing dieties? What, do you have to use made up gods? Then how can she guess the religion?

tomduo · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 10:26:59 PM »

Values, stories. The roles of said Gods.

Marleene is a beautiful woman, and marries Leroy, God of Darkness. His brother Cleatus is angry, and uses his chainsaw to chop up Leroy. He then marries Marleene, but Marleene longs for Leroy. She goes around, picking up the Leroy pieces, and fucks him one last time. The coitus creates Jessup, who then takes revenge on Cleatus. In the battle, Jessup loses an eye, but wise ol' martin makes a new eye for him. Jessup now becomes the king of the trailer park, and later kings will be protected by Jessup.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 10:37:13 PM »

oo i remember now, it was a book about the vietcong

Bitch · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 10:52:39 PM »

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have to write an apocalypse myth by Monday. It's to have been written in 300 BC, with the apocalypse taking place in 2600 AD. My mom has to be able to guess the region from my writing, but I can't give any definite clues. I can't use any existing dieties, and I have to use more than one, with some humans thrown in there for the hell of it. This is going to be fun to write, but also very dificult.

She has to guess the religion, but you can't use any existing dieties? What, do you have to use made up gods? Then how can she guess the religion?

re·gion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rjn)
n.
A large, usually continuous segment of a surface or space; area.
A large, indefinite portion of the earth's surface.
A specified district or territory.
An area of interest or activity; a sphere.
Ecology. A part of the earth characterized by distinctive animal or plant life.
An area of the body having natural or arbitrarily assigned boundaries: the abdominal region.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 27, 2004, 12:24:38 AM »

The Netherregion!

The D · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 27, 2004, 10:14:18 PM »

I misread.

I feel pwn3d.

I'm also stuck on the Huck Finn essay, in other words on which direction to take it.
Even more pwn3d.

The History essay was much easier. I could post a copy of it for you guys to steal and plagerize and use for your own classes.

Bitch · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 27, 2004, 10:23:36 PM »

Many, many years from now, a great purple walrus will rise from depths we cannot swim, and he will look us in the eye and we will know his name is Paul and we need not fear him. Paul will lead us to a slightly warmer place than this, with a few plants and bigger fish. He will tell us with his eyes of his great hunger, and we will bring him a feast of plants and large fish so he won’t eat us. When his hunger has been satisfied, he will open wide his great jaws and let out a joyous cry – “Goo goo g’joob!” – that will be heard all over the world. And all creatures will be so moved that they will sit forever in such a deep state of meditation that they can always remember this wonderful sound. Eventually, everything will have starved to death, and Paul will start the world over again.

tomduo · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 27, 2004, 10:49:06 PM »

Ooo, Indian of some kind, with Nordic flair!

Rumble · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 28, 2004, 01:48:59 AM »

I would have the Walrus eat the sun, or puke out the world

tomduo · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 28, 2004, 10:42:46 AM »

Who gets to bash the walrus on the head?

Fiero · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 28, 2004, 12:09:57 PM »

I hate you.

Bitch · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 28, 2004, 12:33:03 PM »

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I hate you.

;_;

Fiero · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 28, 2004, 01:16:55 PM »

Not you, sweety, Tom, for implying that we should bash a walrus on the head.

tomduo · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 28, 2004, 03:43:09 PM »

Learn your myths!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 28, 2004, 10:44:59 PM »

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Not you, sweety, Tom, for implying that we should bash a walrus on the head.

goo goo g'joob

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 12:50:15 AM »

There are many walruses in this world that deserve a good bashing. Some even enjoy it.

tomduo · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 01:00:18 AM »

Walruses eat Penguins

Fuck them all, long live the Penguins!

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 01:18:00 AM »

Exactly. Fuck a penguin-hater. Fuck Shamu and fuck the sea lions.

Fiero · « **Reply #50 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 07:54:52 PM »

But I thought orcas sort of were dolphins, or somewhere between dolphins and whales and not quite one or the other.

tomduo · « **Reply #51 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 08:06:49 PM »

They are whales... that eat penguins.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 10:34:09 PM »

Yeah, they stangle them with their mighty baleen.

The D · « **Reply #53 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 10:37:25 PM »

Man, school is sucking a big one right now. History's easy, I got an A+ on my essay! ^.^ It's the english class that sucks...bigger essays.

So does my speech class. It's hard to think of good topics to speak about, most of the thing I want to rant about are probably not appropriate for class (like Bush sucks).
It would be easy if I could do a speech where I ranted about whatever, but I have to back my rant up with lots of evidence which limits my choices.

So I have a inform speech, persuade speech, and demonstrational speech. The Demonstrating speech is going to be the hardest because I don't know what to demonstrate that's "PG" rated

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I've considered doing a speech on Anime for the informational speech, but I don't want to end up looking like a nerd since certain members of the class think I'm one anyway <_<

I wonder what I should speak about......

....*notices that the topic has changed* Stop Hijacking my Threads!!!! :angry:

Bitch · « **Reply #54 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 10:42:14 PM »

I had to design and build a rat cage today. It was cool because not only was it free, but I got to enslave Marcus and Miina to get it built. Miina sat on the side with me while Marcus put it together. It's cool, like one that would cost a lot of money, but it was free.

The D · « **Reply #55 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 10:47:25 PM »

If there was only something I was good at besides computers...

...if there was something I believed in that could be researched....

there's something I can speak about....

...what does rat cages have to do with school? And why did your mother have you build them for school, if that's why you built it?

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 10:57:21 PM »

It's part of the child developement portion of her studies.

Bitch · « **Reply #57 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 11:03:11 PM »

I asked her to help me build one, and she told me to do it myself. I don't have to do academic stuff on days my mom has to get up early, because I stay up to wake her up. This is because my internal clock always wakes me up at 10:30 or earlier in the morning, no matter what time I went to sleep, so I'm too tired to concentrate on books. Moving around helps me to not be quite so tired, so I have to do chores and stuff instead.

Short version: It's an excuse to get another rat.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #58 on:** Sep 30, 2004, 08:40:44 PM »

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But I thought orcas sort of were dolphins, or somewhere between dolphins and whales and not quite one or the other.

dude have u seen the movie "orca the kilelr whale?? my ass aint going near one of those bitches, heeEEeeEL no!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #59 on:** Sep 30, 2004, 11:18:07 PM »

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I've considered doing a speech on Anime for the informational speech, but I don't want to end up looking like a nerd since certain members of the class think I'm one anyway <_<

Sophomore year in speech, I gave a powet point presentation on Anime. But since it could only be 4-6 minutes long, I just highlighted some popular ones of different decades (EG: Astro Boy in the 60's, Sailor Moon in the 90's... I don't remember if I did Speed Racer because I think I cut the clip out. Totally woudl have found a .wav file of the theme)

But yea, apparently some kid last year did a speech on the KKK. Didn't go over very well.