Author Topic: Well, well! (Read 14092 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Aug 17, 2006, 10:22:56 AM »

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Is it true that blondes have more fun? Well, that depends on what your idea of fun is.

Redheads have more sex than women of any other hair color, according to new research in Germany. Hamburg sex researcher, Professor Dr. Werner Habermehl, said his new study documented the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them by hair color, according to the Daily Mail.

Habermehl said that the sex lives of redheaded women were not only more active than women with other colors of hair, but that red heads have more partners and sex more frequently than the average person.

"The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation," Habermehl told the Daily Mail.

He also told the paper that women who dyed their hair red from another color were signaling they were looking for a partner.

"Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better," Habermehl said to the Daily Mail.

Psychologist Christine Baumanns doesn't blame the redheaded women for having better sex lives. She thinks it just may be the way they are perceived. "Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead, he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex," she said.

And Eddie thinks he's lucky because I don't like diamonds. Silly boy.

Sam · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 17, 2006, 11:32:43 AM »

So what are redheads supposed to dye their hair when they're unhappy with a relationship?

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 17, 2006, 12:16:39 PM »

They could dye it blonde like every other freaking woman in the universe does.

Bernie · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 17, 2006, 12:26:36 PM »

Gah! Could you imagine the roots? They'd look like that Heat Miser guy from the Rudolph special.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 17, 2006, 03:50:20 PM »

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So what are redheads supposed to dye their hair when they're unhappy with a relationship?

I used to dye my hair red, but that's only cause I was bored and there wasn't anything better to do B)

joe · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 17, 2006, 04:17:11 PM »

I can't picture you with red hair. It just... doesn't... no. Never happened.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 17, 2006, 07:06:11 PM »

Yes it was horrible. Especially since I didn't dye my eyebrows. bad.

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 12:23:07 AM »

You got a nice hair color...you shouldn't change it.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 12:48:28 AM »

Gah! Maybe I'll let that red hair color stay in the closet until everybody forgets about this thread...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 01:19:57 AM »

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You got a nice hair color...you shouldn't change it.

I'm not. I dyed my hair red when I was 18 and then after like 4 months of it, I got bored. Now it's au natural! B)

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 01:25:09 AM »

Exactly. All chicks at some point get bored with their hair color.

Karmarose · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 11:24:58 AM »

Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 11:45:51 AM »

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Exactly. All chicks at some point get bored with their hair color.

Yep! Except in summer cause (at least my) hair color changes a little.

If I decide to dye it again, it would probably be only high-lightings(shit is that even the appropiate word? for some reason it doesn't sound right)

joe · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 11:55:33 AM »

You don't have to dye your entire head. You could just give yourself red highlights, like Saffron from the band Republica.

Sam · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 12:36:22 PM »

If you do that, don't forget to stand on the rooftops shouting out, "Baby I'm ready to go"

Fiero · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 05:32:08 PM »

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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!

Don't fix it.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 05:42:58 PM »

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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!

So you won't even color it when it starts going teh gray?

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 12:32:50 AM »

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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!

Good for you. And no you are not broken...well apart from that whole Tom thing, but that's clearly a mental disorder. Not your fault.

And I can't wait for my hair to go grey, but then again....I am a guy. We tend not to be as concerned about stuff like that.

Sam · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 01:33:37 AM »

My facial hair is already noticably silvered. Just another incentive to stay clean-shaven.

joe · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 02:19:59 AM »

Silver Sam(urai)!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 11:23:42 AM »

It's all good until you start getting grey hair down there. Then you aere fucked. Say hello to viagra!

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 02:45:07 PM »

Hey, does the original topic apply to red facial haired men?

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 04:53:29 PM »

They fuck themselves.

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 05:23:41 PM »

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They fuck themselves.

Quite accurate, then. <_<

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 05:39:07 PM »

Especially those cheeto-red ones. They even end up with orange stuff on their hands. Like when you eat cheetos. Because cheetos leave stuff on your hands. When you're eating them.

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 03:14:20 AM »

I have a tiny spot on my beard where 3 gray hairs grow...of course i hsage it off consistently because it doesnt fit in with my NEW 23 YRE OLD IMAGE!

THATS RIGHT BITCHES 23! IM OUIT OH HERE AFTER THIS SO im actuslly kloweing my age from 24 to 23 and HABEEB IT! ITS ALEADY WORKING!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 10:26:24 AM »

I didn't understand a word of that.

Fiero · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 11:28:26 AM »

Yeah, uh, habeeb's a dude.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 01:58:19 PM »

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I have a tiny spot on my beard where 3 gray hairs grow...of course i hsage it off consistently because it doesnt fit in with my NEW 23 YRE OLD IMAGE!

THATS RIGHT BITCHES 23! IM OUIT OH HERE AFTER THIS SO im actuslly kloweing my age from 24 to 23 and HABEEB IT! ITS ALEADY WORKING!

Faye?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 02:21:07 PM »

Hey hey hey! I'm a graduated student, I don't get that wasted anymore. Hell, I hardly ever get drunk now.
AND even when I get drunk, I don't come here in the middle of the night and post nonsense, I just wait till the morning when I'm hangover and sometimes stilla little drunk

Author Topic: Well, well! (Read 14092 times)

Bernie