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« on: Jul 30, 2006, 08:33:06 PM »
I told one guy this spiel, he dared say his life was crappy for some fairly insignificant reason...Ended up going off into a tangent...:

Cheer up! What the fuck do you have to be depressed about? Economy has evolved into a Tacky Technocratic Commercialized society, which has led to some of the GEEKIEST Shit EVER! SURE, We're on the brink of possible Nuclear Holocaust with Korea, Family Values have gone to shit, and Parents can't seem to keep their eyes on their own damn munchkins for longer than Twenty Seconds before yelling off to network executives and suing somebody, BUT DAMMIT WE HAVE XBOX 360'S!
True, the Degradation of the English language into a slang filled cesspool of mockery and debauchery, plus the entire downgrading of public and private school systems across the country has led to low graduation rates, more kids like you out on the street, and the increase of street and gang related violence, but HEY! Let's IGNORE all of that and focus on YOUR Problem. What is it Kid? Is it the fact your Mom and Dad didn't hug you enough? WELL You know Some Kids get "hugged" too much by Mom and Dad! You know what too much "hugging" by Mom and Dad leads to kid? PUSSYFOOTED, LIBEL-CRAZY, WUSSIES! And Sexual molestation charges when you're 32 and a famous actor and or actress.
Seriously. People these days are So god Damn Sue-Happy it's CRAZY! You get into a simple bar fight, and the next day somebodies suing you because you hit them in the face. Newsflash! You shouldn't be suing me because you're so god damn fat you can't move out of the way of a DRUNKEN GUY'S FIST! You should be suing McDonalds! YEAH! Because IT MADE YOU FAT, ALL BECAUSE You went there and bought all those Happy Meals! Damn McDonalds and serving me exactly the shit I ordered! Let's sue them!

Just an interesting happening in my day.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #1 on: Jul 31, 2006, 12:39:54 AM »
What was the reason?

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« Reply #2 on: Jul 31, 2006, 07:22:37 AM »
Hell there thousands of people that think their suffering is the most important thing in the world and no one could ever be worse off then they are and everyone else should just give them a big old pitty party. But in truth there isn't anything wrong with their life and there are a lot of people worse off then they are and they even have a better attitude about. Just look on Myspace, it's full of them. That's why I don't like to bitch online about my life too much, I mean my life sucks...but it could be worse. I could have cancer of the ass or have had my face burned off with acid or something.
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 31, 2006, 08:06:35 AM »
I don't remember the reason, but I know it was something trivial that made me say "....WHAT? That's IT?"

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« Reply #4 on: Jul 31, 2006, 03:34:04 PM »
This country is full of people still living their personal fable.  I think that's part of our enculturation though.  I imagine life is less individualized in other parts of the world.

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« Reply #5 on: Jul 31, 2006, 03:34:22 PM »
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but it could be worse. I could have cancer of the ass or have had my face burned off with acid or something.
Yeah there are worse things in this world.  And alot of people do not live as well as we do.  I think Nuri wanted to smack me the other day because I was bitching about how I hate being poor and being stuck with dial-up.  Which really is a stupid thing to say.  

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« Reply #6 on: Jul 31, 2006, 09:21:24 PM »
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but it could be worse. I could have cancer of the ass or have had my face burned off with acid or something.
Yeah there are worse things in this world.  And alot of people do not live as well as we do.  I think Nuri wanted to smack me the other day because I was bitching about how I hate being poor and being stuck with dial-up.  Which really is a stupid thing to say.
Agreed. I have Dial Up. I live.

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« Reply #7 on: Jul 31, 2006, 09:52:15 PM »
Having done it oodles myself, I see nothing wrong with bitching online in a blog or something.  It's not like anyone has to read it, and it feels good to vent sometimes.  Unless you're Doug or something.  Ha ha.

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« Reply #8 on: Jul 31, 2006, 10:32:53 PM »
:lol:
Shh don't mention him! He might come back like you know, a demon, beetlejuice or Britney Spears.

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« Reply #9 on: Jul 31, 2006, 10:48:29 PM »
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How I cheer someone up
I stick my dick inside them.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #10 on: Jul 31, 2006, 11:42:44 PM »
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Shh don't mention him! He might come back like you know, a demon, beetlejuice or Britney Spears.
I know, I know!  I told myself that, too.  Dammit, I broke my own rule.


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I stick my dick inside them.
Must be strange when your dad's depressed.  Or your dog.

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« Reply #11 on: Jul 31, 2006, 11:51:53 PM »
Yeah... I tend to just ignore that.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #12 on: Jul 31, 2006, 11:58:27 PM »
Aw.  What a terrible son.  What a terrible son.

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« Reply #13 on: Jul 31, 2006, 11:59:32 PM »
He seems happy by it, but then he does like Rick Santorum. You should try it one time.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #14 on: Aug 01, 2006, 12:42:37 AM »
Try Rick Santorum?

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« Reply #15 on: Aug 01, 2006, 06:44:44 PM »
He needs some help.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #16 on: Aug 01, 2006, 07:15:47 PM »
I don't wanna try him.

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« Reply #17 on: Aug 01, 2006, 08:44:52 PM »
Apparently neither does 66% of Pennsylvania!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #18 on: Aug 01, 2006, 11:25:46 PM »
Here's another one!

"You're bummed because you're going to buy a PS3 for $600. Hmmm...Wait! I have an idea to cheer you up! You're bummed because the PS3 is $600 and you're going to buy it. HERE'S A NEWSFLASH FOR YA BUCKO. DON'T BUY IT! If you'e bitching about spending $600 on something YOU REALLY DON'T NEED? Then DON'T. FUCKING. BUY. IT! You wanna burn a Six-Wad? At least be a man about being THAT STUPID. Say You're going to buy a PS3 for $600, and Just SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't need your bitching! I have enough troubles with my own commercialistic stupidity than to have to listen to YOURS. And if you're so god damn set to do this? Then be smart about being stupid! YES. I know, that sounds like an oxymoron, but let me explain with a real life example. Earlier this year I got it in my head that I wanted to buy a 360, and not the nuetered $300 birthday suit version either! $400 on a game console I really didn't need. DId I bitch about it? NO. I grabbed my balls, goose stepped to work, and busted my ass to Buy that White Son of a Bitch without shooting myself in the foot! So Stop your god damn bitching!"

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #19 on: Aug 02, 2006, 12:29:15 AM »
That's what you would say.  Me, I wouldn't be offering any advice.  I'd be thinking of all the other things I could do with that money.  Then later I'd make some post about the whining pig-fucker who was bemoaning spending 600 dollars.
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« Reply #20 on: Aug 02, 2006, 09:26:53 PM »
I'm brutally honest, what can I say.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #21 on: Aug 03, 2006, 03:14:21 AM »
[doHTML] I am too, so I have to keep my mouth shut in order to keep on good terms with people.  I remember a manager asking me if her baby was cute and I faked a "Uhhhh... oh, look at the baby!" like I was interested.  I think the next job I get, I'll do it your way.  Not like I really gained anything with my passivity.  I'm serving up honesty, <S>Gioia-style</S> Ransu-style!
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« Reply #22 on: Aug 03, 2006, 09:11:18 AM »
Course, though, try not to curse as much as me.

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« Reply #23 on: Aug 03, 2006, 09:46:07 AM »
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[doHTML] I am too, so I have to keep my mouth shut in order to keep on good terms with people.  I remember a manager asking me if her baby was cute and I faked a "Uhhhh... oh, look at the baby!" like I was interested.  I think the next job I get, I'll do it your way.  Not like I really gained anything with my passivity.  I'm serving up honesty, <S>Gioia-style</S> Ransu-style!
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Then you just go "Oh he/she looks just like you." Ha Ha...thinly veiled insults to an unsuspecting victim, the sweetness of it all.  

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« Reply #24 on: Aug 03, 2006, 05:10:36 PM »
"Awww, isn't my baby cute?"
"...I've seen cuter. Still, as far as HUMAN offspring are concerned, yours is all right."

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« Reply #25 on: Aug 03, 2006, 07:36:08 PM »
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"Awww, isn't my baby cute?"
"...I've seen cuter. Still, as far as HUMAN offspring are concerned, yours is all right."
I hope a girl said this, cuz I'm in love.
Get a little closer let it fold
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« Reply #26 on: Aug 03, 2006, 08:13:16 PM »
You need to get ass!

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« Reply #27 on: Aug 03, 2006, 09:22:41 PM »
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You need to get ass!
Give it then!
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« Reply #28 on: Aug 03, 2006, 10:11:00 PM »
Can't, I've decided to be celibate for a year, like Phucking Heiress-Whore.
























HAHAHA YEAH SURE

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« Reply #29 on: Aug 04, 2006, 09:32:29 AM »
WHAT?  That slutty bitch with the little doggie?
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