Author Topic: Who wants to be a superhero? (Read 13808 times)

IDE · « **on:** Jul 28, 2006, 03:55:16 PM »

Have any of you seen this show yet? It's hilarious and hosted by Stan Lee.

Sam · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 04:39:53 PM »

I would like the ability to teleport. However, I'd have no plans to use that ability to help humanity. I'd use it to save gasoline, stress, and time to eliminate my commute to work and whenever I move.

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 05:15:42 PM »

I wanna fuck Lemuria and Monkey Woman at the same time.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 10:18:12 PM »

I caught the tail-end of an ep that came out today. Monkey Woman is indeed hot. I can't believe that Nitro G guy or whatever changed out in the open.

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 01:03:57 AM »

Totally lame.

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 11:54:16 PM »

That jacked up guy acts like such a cheeeball. He snaps his head in the direction he wants to look in, cracks me up every time.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 30, 2006, 12:22:43 PM »

He reminds me of Jefferson Darcy.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 30, 2006, 06:48:28 PM »

I applied to be on the show. Too bad no one thought "The Incredible Couch-Nigger" was a TV-friendly name... I just wanted to hear Stan Lee say it just once!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 30, 2006, 08:37:03 PM »

Teleportation, Super Speed, or Flight. Would save a shit load of money.
Think about it. How much Money do people like Green Lantern, SUperman, Flash...Even Wonder Woman, Save by NOT having a car?
1) No car payments!
2) No insurance!
3) No gas!)
4) No maintenance when the bastard breaks down!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 30, 2006, 10:27:27 PM »

Actually, Wonder Woman has that invisible jet.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 30, 2006, 11:59:03 PM »

I got to see a repeat of this episode. Man-Faye was on, with the powet of his hairy ass or somethin'.

I thought the first elimination would've been funnier this way:

Stan Lee -- "Creature, you flirt with every man here. Iron Enforcer, you are a triggy-happy kill machine. Levity, you are gay, therefore you must go."

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 06:28:54 AM »

I tired to watch this yesterday morning, but when Iron Enforcer told the limo to "Begone!" , I couldn't change the channel fast enough.

Merla · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 03:35:37 PM »

I second the hotness of Monkey Woman. Too bad none of the guys are hot.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 03:49:27 PM »

Monkey woman is hot but her true super powet is kissing stan lee's ass.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 07:53:58 PM »

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I tired to watch this yesterday morning, but when Iron Enforcer told the limo to "Begone!" , I couldn't change the channel fast enough.

Dude! Come on, that was funny, man. And then he talked about killing people with his fake arm ray thingy. And all I could think about was "Would this be IDE if he were on the show?"

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 10:24:18 PM »

I would never have used that crappy gun as my gimmick.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 11:43:49 PM »

I know, and you would've been less gay, too. I didn't see that guy look at one chick there. I'm ashamed I thought of it.

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 11:49:56 PM »

Especially Lemuria, falling out of that gold thing?! DAYUM!

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 01, 2006, 01:05:35 AM »

I actually read a few of their character bios and I think at least 3 had "shoots fire balls" as one of their powers.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 01, 2006, 01:14:23 AM »

Ah yes, but from which end?

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 01, 2006, 03:12:16 AM »

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I tired to watch this yesterday morning, but when Iron Enforcer told the limo to "Begone!" , I couldn't change the channel fast enough.
Dude! Come on, that was funny, man. And then he talked about killing people with his fake arm ray thingy. And all I could think about was "Would this be IDE if he were on the show?"

Only one that got me to chuckle a few times was Major Victory.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 01, 2006, 04:53:16 PM »

You should've seen him saving the little girl. He spent the first few minutes skipping around and then he sees her and is all yelling "WHERE is this girl's mother!!!?" Then he's about to escort her to Security and then stops and tells her to climb into his arms. He's a riot.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 01, 2006, 05:22:01 PM »

I may give the show a 2nd chance.... but I'm not really a fan of reality TV. I do hope Victory wins though, just given what he is up against.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 01, 2006, 06:18:48 PM »

You have DVR, don't you? Record it and skip through the bulk of it.

Derrick · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 01, 2006, 06:49:13 PM »

Slow-mo on Lemuria running.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 02, 2006, 01:00:32 AM »

If I were guy, Lemuria would leave it soft. The Cell Phone girl can skip around if she likes.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 02, 2006, 06:06:20 AM »

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You have DVR, don't you? Record it and skip through the bulk of it.

No...we got the DISH before that was part of the deal and they want a shitload to install it now. Same reason we still only have one box, yet have 3 TVs. They want an extra 90 bucks per box to come out and put them in. It would actually be cheaper to cancel the service and then reaquire it and get the 4 boxes and DVR.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 02, 2006, 06:11:10 PM »

That sucks. VCR? It's DVR old-skool!

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 10:01:12 AM »

Yeah..but it's intergrated into my Home Theater set up with my Bigscreen (took me three freaking years to get that thing.) and that's one of the TVs that doesn't have a cable box.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 02:14:51 AM »

Holy crap! IDE became a super villain! M. Night Shyamamasdljwl// What a tweeest! //M. Night Whatchamacallit

Another plus, more than one elimination per week. This is the kinda pace I like to see.