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« on: Jul 22, 2006, 01:59:35 PM »
It's really good, that's pretty much all that needs to be said.   The other thing to note is that I haven't felt so satisfied with a movie's ending in a long time.
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 22, 2006, 02:18:30 PM »
My new celebrity crush is Jay!
What can I say, I have a thing for guys with long hair

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« Reply #2 on: Jul 22, 2006, 06:14:18 PM »
And who smoke pot.
 

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« Reply #3 on: Jul 22, 2006, 08:21:37 PM »
And who serve time.  

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« Reply #4 on: Jul 22, 2006, 09:37:02 PM »
Yeah
I don't like that he did heroine, but hey, who am I to judge him

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« Reply #5 on: Jul 23, 2006, 12:46:55 AM »
:lol:  

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« Reply #6 on: Jul 23, 2006, 02:06:23 AM »
Oh...Oh that's just so many shades of funny....

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« Reply #7 on: Jul 23, 2006, 02:21:03 AM »
OOOHH I just saw a pic of him with short hair!
oohh the pain:'(
Is that what they do to you when you are in rehab? Make you cut your hair like if you were dogs going to the vet?? aaahh:'(

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« Reply #8 on: Jul 23, 2006, 02:57:51 AM »
Yeah I was going to break it to you that he is wearing a wig in the movie and has had short hair for awhile now.


And we haven’t got this movie yet. Cause God knows we needed "You, Me, and Dupree" more. Although I'm not surprised. They never play Kevin Smith Movies here. I had to travel to see Dogma in the theater and I missed Jay and Silent Bob Strike back because of it. But the real pisser is I know we will get "Snakes on Plane."
 

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« Reply #9 on: Jul 23, 2006, 03:49:36 AM »
Rosario Dawson was incredibly fine on the roof.

I loved it, but I agree, Randall is a complete jackass. I did like the new kid... he was fucking awesome. He reminds me of others who clamour over the suckiness of the Transformers...

I wonder who it was.
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 23, 2006, 10:56:44 AM »
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Yeah I was going to break it to you that he is wearing a wig in the movie and has had short hair for awhile now.


And we haven’t got this movie yet. Cause God knows we needed "You, Me, and Dupree" more. Although I'm not surprised. They never play Kevin Smith Movies here. I had to travel to see Dogma in the theater and I missed Jay and Silent Bob Strike back because of it. But the real pisser is I know we will get "Snakes on Plane."
Hey! I LOVE You, me and Dupree.
I love Owen Wilson, he's so hot

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« Reply #11 on: Jul 23, 2006, 05:34:50 PM »
Rosario Dawson does NOTHING for me.  I don't have issues with her either like JeSICKa Alba, ESUCKINGgine Lilly, and Kate FATLIPsworth.  I just see her and.... nothing.

Is You, Me, and Dupree a sequel to Wedding Crashers?

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« Reply #12 on: Jul 23, 2006, 10:57:25 PM »
No no way!
it's about this guy, Dupree, that doesnt have a job so his best friend (Matt Dillon) and his wife(Kate Hudson) invite him to live with them for a "couple of weeks" just after they got married. So then you know how it goes, that couple of weeks turn in hell(a funny one though).

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« Reply #13 on: Jul 23, 2006, 11:07:12 PM »
I know what it's about, I just wasn't certain if the two movies were related or not.  All of those sorts of comedies look alike to me.

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« Reply #14 on: Jul 24, 2006, 12:19:47 AM »
Dawson does it for me. She is my current "If you were famous and could have any woman" woman.  

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« Reply #15 on: Jul 24, 2006, 12:43:45 AM »
I had one of those too.  Pre-Brad.  But even if she hadn't gotten mixed up with him, that growing legion of third world children wasn't helping either.  Dammit, I have yet to find my new muse.

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« Reply #16 on: Jul 24, 2006, 01:05:49 AM »
Huh. And here I thought Dupree was just Episode 30 of the Owen Wilson Saga, where Owen Wilson once again reprises his role as Owen Wilson.

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« Reply #17 on: Jul 24, 2006, 01:14:50 AM »
:lol:  Probably another reason all these comedies look alike.

Dude, is that suppose to be Billy and Mandy in your sig?

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« Reply #18 on: Jul 24, 2006, 01:36:56 AM »
Actually, it's the X-treme Adventures of Brandon and Mallory.

...but technically, yeah, it's from Billy and Mandy. Haha.

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« Reply #19 on: Jul 24, 2006, 03:25:23 AM »
Back on topic, I had convinced myself it was gonna be terrible, but Clerks 2 was a great fucking flick. Damn. But now what? That's it, man. That's all she wrote. It's kind of depressing.

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« Reply #20 on: Jul 24, 2006, 12:58:50 PM »
Read spoilers.  I'll probably PPV it when it comes out.

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« Reply #21 on: Jul 24, 2006, 09:51:02 PM »
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Back on topic, I had convinced myself it was gonna be terrible, but Clerks 2 was a great fucking flick. Damn. But now what? That's it, man. That's all she wrote. It's kind of depressing.
But it isn't! If Jay remains clean, Smith already said he'd do another, and there is the possibility of another 'Clerks' in 10 years.
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« Reply #22 on: Jul 24, 2006, 10:19:36 PM »
I can't wait for Clerks 8: Senioritis!  Dante's son puts crotchety Dante and Randall in a home where Jay and Silent Bob happen to be.  Insert Cocoon subplot, someone has Alzeheimer's, hilarity ensues.

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« Reply #23 on: Jul 24, 2006, 10:39:46 PM »
I loved all the ATM references. I saw "A2M" on the wall at the starting and I'm like "I wonder if that's an ass to mouth reference" and then half and hour later I knew it was.

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« Reply #24 on: Jul 24, 2006, 10:49:06 PM »
I wanna go ass to mouth. Kary says no... fucking Dante fucked it up for me.  
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« Reply #25 on: Jul 25, 2006, 05:40:21 AM »
I thought you were still just working on the ass.

I'll take ass or mouth. I really have no need to have them in a row.

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« Reply #26 on: Jul 25, 2006, 09:55:59 PM »
I can't help but think I *might* do that given the right circumstances. D-d-don't tell anyone.  Shh.

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Optimism, maybe?

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« Reply #27 on: Jul 27, 2006, 06:09:52 PM »
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I can't help but think I *might* do that given the right circumstances. D-d-don't tell anyone.  Shh.
HOT!
Get a little closer let it fold
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My little ribs around you

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« Reply #28 on: Jul 28, 2006, 12:20:29 AM »
Quiet!  *assassinates*

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« Reply #29 on: Jul 28, 2006, 11:00:30 AM »
I'm telling everyone.