Author Topic: For all you people who love Transformers (Read 18384 times)

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #30 on:** Jul 24, 2006, 04:12:47 PM »

The question everybody wonders is, Fiero, are you still a virgin?
Come on, enlighten us!

Sam · « **Reply #31 on:** Jul 24, 2006, 04:43:31 PM »

What the hell? Who's wondering that? Really.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Jul 24, 2006, 06:17:26 PM »

I do for a second, but that's only because I always misread "Veganism" in his board title.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #33 on:** Jul 24, 2006, 10:37:48 PM »

I didn't think that for a second.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #34 on:** Jul 27, 2006, 09:16:11 AM »

FIERO'S ALIVE? But I thought I killed him!! Dammit! Baseball bats just aren't as effect a blunt force weapon anymore!!!

Merla · « **Reply #35 on:** Jul 27, 2006, 09:51:03 AM »

That what you get for using a wooden bat, Emmy.

Fiero · « **Reply #36 on:** Jul 27, 2006, 06:05:41 PM »

Goddamnit, I am still a virgin, somehow. I've been around far too many drunken 15 year old girls lately for me to still be a virgin. Time to go cry myself to sleep.

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Jul 27, 2006, 07:37:09 PM »

You fag.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #38 on:** Jul 27, 2006, 08:18:50 PM »

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Goddamnit, I am still a virgin, somehow. I've been around far too many drunken 15 year old girls lately for me to still be a virgin. Time to go cry myself to sleep.

You have to go talk with Doug about that, then.He'll give you good advice.

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 12:54:20 AM »

I was under the impression he wanted to lose his virginity, not become a registered sex offender.

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 03:00:24 AM »

at least you're still young enough to experience highschool sex

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 09:02:18 AM »

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I was under the impression he wanted to lose his virginity, not become a registered sex offender.

I wonder if you live near him and you search the sex offender list on internet, would you find his name/pic there?? hmmm

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #42 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 11:56:45 AM »

My ex was a virgin at 21. Lots of fun customizing him.

He wasn't ugly or anything - his best friend swore to me that he was scared half to death of getting an STD, and that came from a health class they had in freshman year. The teacher described old methods of treating clap like stretching the penis out on a block and hitting it the entire length with a wooden mallet to break open the pustules in the urethra, them inserting a red-hot wire to cauterize them. Completely squicked him out.

IDE · « **Reply #43 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 03:57:41 PM »

Seems like you're missing out on something when you wait that long...

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 10:51:15 PM »

Herpes? An illegitimate child?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #45 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 09:09:38 AM »

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My ex was a virgin at 21. Lots of fun customizing him. He wasn't ugly or anything - his best friend swore to me that he was scared half to death of getting an STD, and that came from a health class they had in freshman year. The teacher described old methods of treating clap like stretching the penis out on a block and hitting it the entire length with a wooden mallet to break open the pustules in the urethra, them inserting a red-hot wire to cauterize them. Completely squicked him out.

I speak for every man in the entire world....
OH MY GOD!!!

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 11:41:05 AM »

*hides from vagina*

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 03:41:13 PM »

I just haven't found the right woman who thinks I'm the right man. That sounds pathetic. Christ.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #48 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 04:09:43 PM »

So wait, you want your first time to be with a virgin??

Guest · « **Reply #49 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 04:28:46 PM »

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So wait, you want your first time to be with a virgin??

I used to. I don't care know. Hey, come to Dallas. j/k, or am I?

Fiero · « **Reply #50 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 05:34:15 PM »

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So wait, you want your first time to be with a virgin??
I used to. I don't care know. Hey, come to Dallas. j/k, or am I?

Yeah, that was me fuck.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #51 on:** Jul 30, 2006, 02:29:39 PM »

Haha funny cause I was actually gonna go to Dallas to work at OXY. I don't think I'm going there anymore!( I would like to be closer to the ocean)

Sam · « **Reply #52 on:** Jul 30, 2006, 03:03:34 PM »

Also: further away from Fiero

Fiero · « **Reply #53 on:** Jul 30, 2006, 03:14:46 PM »

I just moved to the 'west village' 'highland park' area with one of my buddies. It's weird walking around there, because everyone else is fucking loaded, and we're two barely making any money 20 somethings with dead end jobs. IT's kind of depressing, and now fayes not coming so i'm even more depressed.

SAD!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #54 on:** Jul 30, 2006, 06:44:46 PM »

Fiero should order a Fleshlight.

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 12:37:50 AM »

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I just haven't found the right woman who thinks I'm the right man. That sounds pathetic. Christ.

No, it doesn't.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 07:28:09 AM »

Yeah I agree. What would be pathetic would be just going to the bar to find a girl to fuck and throw away the next the day and you didn't even have any feelings for her whatsoever. And you just rinse and repeat that for the rest of your life.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #57 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 08:09:36 AM »

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Yeah I agree. What would be pathetic would be just going to the bar to find a girl to fuck and throw away the next the day and you didn't even have any feelings for her whatsoever. And you just rinse and repeat that for the rest of your life.

IDE! Where's IDE?

Merla · « **Reply #58 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 03:02:38 PM »

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I just haven't found the right woman who thinks I'm the right man. That sounds pathetic. Christ.
No, it doesn't.

There's nothing wrong with that.

IDE · « **Reply #59 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 04:01:41 PM »

Here I am!

(but I have feelings for every single girl I throw away)

You should lose your virginity to a childhood friend IMO not someone you're involved with but someone who you've known since like 2nd grade and were always close with...that's how I did it anyways...though she doesn't know that she took my virginity to this very day.

Author Topic: For all you people who love Transformers (Read 18384 times)

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