Author Topic: Yugi's ready for that big fishtank in the sky. (Read 32005 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 03:48:33 PM »

Well, a little parrot will, but no, buy a big tank and get parrots, you'll love yourself for it. I gaurantee it.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 03:50:14 PM »

But be prepared - some parrots live to be 90. You can get out of a marriage easier than parrot-keeping.

Fiero · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 03:52:37 PM »

These red parrots are fish.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 04:05:48 PM »

Shhh!! You're deviating from the surreal aspect of birds & pigdogs in glass bowls! <_<

Besides, Nuri would like them better if called blood parrots....

Rumble · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 04:11:47 PM »

So do you have to put snorkels on these birds?

Bitch · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 04:30:31 PM »

You could get a saltwater tank with a guard dogfish.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 22, 2004, 12:02:40 AM »

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Anywhere from 2 months to 2 years.

Says the store I bought my beta food at, anyhow.

Yeah 2 months... if you kill it! Yugi lived for about three years, maybe longer.

I really want to get something else for that corner (where the empty tank is) so it's not lonely. I want something with a relatively short lifespan and preferably non-mammal. No birds either. Don't know what yet. Chances are I'll just buy another beta.

So anyway, yeah, Yugi's in the freezer until I find a permanent resting spot for the body. I'm fighting temptation to bread him and eat him, thus inheriting his soul and all of his powers.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 22, 2004, 03:49:37 AM »

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Anywhere from 2 months to 2 years.

Says the store I bought my beta food at, anyhow.
Yeah 2 months... if you kill it! Yugi lived for about three years, maybe longer.

I really want to get something else for that corner (where the empty tank is) so it's not lonely. I want something with a relatively short lifespan and preferably non-mammal. No birds either. Don't know what yet. Chances are I'll just buy another beta.

2 words, dear: SEA MONKEYS!!

Fiero · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 22, 2004, 07:33:47 AM »

Oh my.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 22, 2004, 08:30:48 AM »

CHIAS!

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 23, 2004, 12:58:06 AM »

Sea monkeys? Why don't I just spinkle some dirt in the aquarium and play pretend?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 23, 2004, 11:11:26 AM »

because u cant teach the dirt how to do magic tricks or play baseball

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 23, 2004, 12:47:52 PM »

Or wear little crowns. That's the best part.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 23, 2004, 11:17:19 PM »

No, you have to add the special white mix for that to happen.

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 25, 2004, 01:02:04 AM »

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because u cant teach the dirt how to do magic tricks or play baseball

I can if I play pretend.

Rumble · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 25, 2004, 07:21:09 AM »

You can teach dirt to play dead though, it's good at that

MegatronYES · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 02:16:56 AM »

Nuri, I think you'd look pretty hot with gills. You might become the version of Kevin Costner that I would actually feel comfortable with being attracted to.

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 07:55:24 AM »

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No, you have to add the special white mix for that to happen.

You're a dirty, dirty, dirty little girl.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 11:22:27 AM »

And it's all thanks to television and internet.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 03:57:11 PM »

Atleast with sea-monkeys, it takes a few extra months before you notice they're all dead.

tomduo · « **Reply #50 on:** Sep 26, 2004, 04:25:23 PM »

Does that explain LJSs Popcorn Shrimp?

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Sep 27, 2004, 12:33:22 AM »

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Nuri, I think you'd look pretty hot with gills. You might become the version of Kevin Costner that I would actually feel comfortable with being attracted to.

With gils?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #52 on:** Sep 27, 2004, 11:45:29 AM »

That beats all hell out of being a Furry.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #53 on:** Sep 28, 2004, 12:25:48 AM »

You refferenced earlier eating your fish to absorb his powers.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 12:39:48 AM »

Yeah but I wanted something pretty like fins or scales.... or the ability to fly.

Bitch · « **Reply #55 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 12:44:54 AM »

You could get a Jesus lizard. They're pretty and have fins around their necks.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 12:47:53 AM »

And I could make it die for my sins!

Bitch · « **Reply #57 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 12:50:58 AM »

Well, they get their nicknames for running fast enough to skim over water. There have, however, been rumors of said water turning into wine, but since the only sources are drunk fish, no one's really believed it.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 12:52:31 AM »

If you can't trust a drunk fish, WHO can you trust?

tomduo · « **Reply #59 on:** Sep 29, 2004, 12:59:11 AM »

Bob Dole?