"What do you mean my perscription isn't ready? My doctor told me you'd be able to fill it within 5 minutes?!"
Crazy people! Everyone knows you have to wait. What does the doctor know about how the pharmacy works anyhow?
"That is it, I am through with you, I am; Going to Walgreens, getting drugs from Canada, ordering my drugs in the mail."
I hate when people say stuff like that. Just go away! It's funny when patrons tell me they are going to go somewhere else. What other library are you going to use fuckers? Certainly not the Public one.
"Are you sure this is the price? I never heard of pills costing this much!"
Where has that guy been living? Under a rock? Everyone knows about the high cost of medicine these days! It all over the news! Seniors can't afford their meds! AIDS victims can't afford their meds! Depressed people can't afford their meds!
"Hi, I opened my camera when film was in it, but I am hoping there's a way for you to recover the pictures from my 35mm film. ...what? You can't? But you have a computer right there!"
HAHAHA! This one's my favorite! "Sure I can do that for you. Now let's see where's my wand? **searches robes**
"Can you expand the picture to over there?" *points off the picture on the counter* "...you mean?" "Well to left of me there was -something interesting- and I didn't take a picture and I was wondering if you could get this."
"'Sure I can do that for you. Now let's see where's my wand?" **searches robes**
"I have a digital camera and it's not working." "Did you chell the batteries?" Batteries? No, this is a digital camera and it plugs into the computer, like a mouse."
Dude.......
Edit: Fixed. Mutant. ~Nuri
