I kinda agree, I mean being unable to use your hands, just kicking everything, wearing tiny silk shorts and prancing around after balls... that's a manly sport right there. MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN!
btw, Soccer is totally gay, that's why the world championship is only held every 4 years. If you think American football is undeserving of the name, talk to Doug Flutie. Fluuuuuuuuuuuuutie.