Author Topic: 'interesting' story not true (Read 11395 times)

heromant · « **on:** Jul 06, 2006, 04:02:58 PM »

Hi All....
Just learned that the mulch story is not true.... the termites chewed holes right thru this one.... :-)

Termite-infested mulch rumors are false Don't be surprised if anxious customers begin asking if the mulch you sell is infested with termites. An e-mail rumor peaked last week that mulch made from trees blown over by Hurricane Katrina is infested with Formosan termites and is being sold to the public, primarily through Hom e Depot. Louisiana State Univ. rebutted the rumor, releasing a statement that the affected area, although infested with Formosan termites, is under quarantine, and no untreated wood
products harvested from Katrina would be on the market legally. Web site Snopes.com originally had the rumor listed as "undetermined," which increased consumer fears. Bob LaGasse, exec. dir. of Mulch

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 06, 2006, 05:24:42 PM »

My termites got into my Viagra.... what should I do?

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 06, 2006, 05:58:15 PM »

I read "Viagra" as "vagina".

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 06, 2006, 06:08:11 PM »

If that were true then there wouldn't be a problem now would there?

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 06, 2006, 06:23:38 PM »

...............................

Ew.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 06, 2006, 10:35:36 PM »

Quote

I read "Viagra" as "vagina".

Vaginas have the same effect on me as viagra does on most men...

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 06, 2006, 11:38:33 PM »

Funny thing, I was waiting for Merla to pick me up from work earlier today. Well when she finally arrived, I stood up to walk over to the car and I swear half of my cooter was asleep! One of my legs from above the knee all the way to my waist felt numb-like. It felt weird, though not bad-weird mind you.

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 01:03:50 AM »

Somebody call for a Cooter?

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 01:06:32 AM »

Cooter.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 01:07:09 AM »

Hey, you should totally move here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooter%2C_Missouri

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 01:08:42 AM »

That's all right.... That’s a little too close to the fault for my liking.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 01:12:07 AM »

More to add to the irony of living in a Cooter.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 01:33:08 AM »

I think I'd rather live in Longwood.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 01:42:52 AM »

That'd be rather weird. What about Muffy, New Jersey?

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 01:47:44 AM »

Jersey is like New York's toilet. I think I'd take my chance with the fault in Cooter first.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 11:06:55 AM »

Yeah! You have to give it to dirrrty jerzz to smell like shit and yet to have a small oasis of drunkness and sin in atlantic city.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 07:32:59 PM »

Fine, fine. Snatch, Ohio it is.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 08:50:46 PM »

How about French Lick Texas?

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 09:49:40 PM »

Never heard of it. There's Panocha, Texas. That's over by Laredo.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 09:53:03 PM »

Haven't done this in a long time, but this thread deserves it:

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B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 09:56:57 PM »

I'm going to buy my own city one day and name a street after your balls.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 09:59:40 PM »

Bebop and Rocksteady, respectively.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 10:09:43 PM »

I was thinking more along the line of "Lance's Basses".

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 10:16:44 PM »

I like Joey Fatone.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 07, 2006, 10:27:58 PM »

Fat One.

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 08, 2006, 02:31:55 AM »

Author Topic: 'interesting' story not true (Read 11395 times)

heromant

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