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« on: Jun 11, 2006, 01:56:23 PM »


So which one of you seven richest kings of Spain can afford such a marvel of modern technology?

I hear it can even hook up to a thing called the internet.

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« Reply #2 on: Jun 12, 2006, 12:32:33 AM »
You could look at pr0n and steer the ship into port with that thing.  

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« Reply #3 on: Jun 12, 2006, 09:12:47 AM »
I'm building a new computer.  I think I'll have to put a big steering wheel on it now.

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 12, 2006, 01:05:08 PM »
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?


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« Reply #5 on: Jun 12, 2006, 02:19:32 PM »
Fuck that, I'm still putting a steering wheel on my new computer.

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« Reply #6 on: Jun 13, 2006, 01:12:02 PM »

Blimey Land!!

Avast! Right toward Starboard!

Handsomely now, me hearties!  

ahahhahahhaha!!!

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« Reply #7 on: Jun 13, 2006, 02:43:41 PM »
I'd download music on the thing while wearing an eye patch.

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« Reply #8 on: Jun 13, 2006, 09:00:44 PM »
It would make mixing incredible.
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #9 on: Jun 13, 2006, 11:16:36 PM »
IN THE YEAR 2004 CRASHING YOUR COMPUTER = DROWNING OMG

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« Reply #10 on: Jun 15, 2006, 12:25:29 AM »
It needs a horn.

That way you know when it finishes downloading a page on a 14 K connection.