Author Topic: aaahh :'( (Read 19494 times)

Rama · « **Reply #30 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 05:16:47 PM »

Would aDam really need to bleach his ass...I'm sure it's painfully pale as is.

tomduo · « **Reply #31 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 06:43:23 PM »

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I saw in discovery channel that now thers a new technique to bleach your ass haha very popular between pr0n actresses.

Basically it turns your brown eye pink, but I doubt that would be on the Discovery channel, unless they made a 'Discovery: Porn" subchannel...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #32 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 06:46:09 PM »

Maybe it was Discovery Health..but it was one of those medicine channels.

tomduo · « **Reply #33 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 07:03:39 PM »

I don't see how they could talk about that.

"I got my anus bleached so when the dudes are going double on my rectum, it's a nice pretty pink instead of a shitty brown!"

Still... I would watch it.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #34 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 08:36:33 PM »

Fascinating.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #35 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 10:15:29 PM »

I remember when Tech TV, when it was still Tech TV, had that "Wired for Sex" show. They probably would have done a show on anal bleaching if they weren't cut so short...

Just like Martin Sargent...

Damn them...damn them all to hell!

Max Con · « **Reply #36 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 11:40:09 PM »

Except Unscrewed was horrible.

I wanted to stab him in the face.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #37 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 11:41:07 PM »

Martin Sargeant was awesome. Unscrewed was great.

Max Con · « **Reply #38 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 11:42:32 PM »

In bizarro world!!

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 01:02:47 AM »

I remember channel surfing and coming across some show about medical procedures, purely of the vain variety, and the woman they were showing was a pr0n actress getting her ass bleached. It wasn't anything pseudo-eduational like Discovery either, it was like e! or mtv or trash like that.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #40 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 06:00:09 AM »

Could any person just do it? I'm guessing if you just used bleach it would probably whiten your ass hair... though I assume anyone who would do it would get the crack wax.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 09:04:01 AM »

Ehmmm... ass hair? What's that? What do you mean?

tomduo · « **Reply #42 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 10:02:26 AM »

You liar, you know damn well what a Brazillian wax is.

And yeah, anyone can get their ass bleached.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #43 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 06:23:08 PM »

Oh wow you don't have ass hair I'm so impressed. You seem like the kind of person vain enough to wax their crack.

I used to think a Brazillian was all off but apparently Brazillian is the racing stripe and L.A. wax is everything off.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #44 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 07:49:07 PM »

I thought that only men had ass hair

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #45 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 08:18:32 PM »

People of all genders have hair in the same place. Girls just have less of it.

And if it weren't for my creative photography I probably wouldn't know that I had ass crack hair either...

... okay that's a lie I have a forest in that canyon...

tomduo · « **Reply #46 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 10:28:08 PM »

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I thought that only men had ass hair

You've never heard of a brazillian wax?

And ditto, Adam, I have hobbits living in mine. I couldn't go gay even if I were.

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 10:31:07 PM »

You really gotta worry when Ewoks take up residence. YUB YUB!

IDE · « **Reply #48 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 10:47:53 PM »

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Ehmmm... ass hair? What's that? What do you mean?

hmmm

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #49 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 10:53:49 PM »

I'm far too tempted to post my brown eye right now.. but I think I'll resist.

I can probably dig up an ass pick where there's visible hair though.

edit: hard to see 'cause of the angle but you can see crack hair near the bottom there:
http://www.geocities.co.jp/AnimeComic-Pen/4224/adamsass4.jpg

IDE · « **Reply #50 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 10:59:39 PM »

I'm going to assume this is the one I've already seen and even if it isn't I don't need to see another.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #51 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 11:42:00 PM »

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I thought that only men had ass hair
You've never heard of a brazillian wax?

And ditto, Adam, I have hobbits living in mine. I couldn't go gay even if I were.

Brazillian wax takes all the hair off of your cooch, not your ass! wtf girls don't have hair in the ass, hell at least not me!

IDE · « **Reply #52 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 05:48:00 AM »

have you looked?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #53 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 06:05:12 AM »

Yeah ask the last guy who tossed your salad what it's like back there.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #54 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 06:38:16 AM »

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Yeah ask the last guy who tossed your salad what it's like back there.

*stands up*

It's where Chewie's wife and children have been for the entire new and original trilogies, sir.

tomduo · « **Reply #55 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 11:50:36 AM »

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I thought that only men had ass hair
You've never heard of a brazillian wax?

And ditto, Adam, I have hobbits living in mine. I couldn't go gay even if I were.
Brazillian wax takes all the hair off of your cooch, not your ass! wtf girls don't have hair in the ass, hell at least not me!

http://ezinearticles.com/?Brazilian-Waxing...-For-You?&id=83

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The terms 'Brazilian Waxing' and 'Hollywood Waxing' are often used interchangeably to refer to hair removal in the genital area.

Specifically the term 'Brazilian Waxing' refers to partial genital hair removal, often leaving a strip of hair, whereas 'Hollywood Waxing' refers to total genital hair removal.

The term 'Brazilian Waxing' as used in this article refers to either total or partial genital hair removal.

Genital hair removal includes hair removal around the anus, perineum and vagina. Prices at beauty salons may range anywhere from $25 to $100 or more.

Many have all the hair removed. Some prefer to leave a tiny strip of closely-shorn hair in the front. It is now common for men as well as women to ask for Brazilian Waxing.

Thongs aren't hot when the chick has a few black curls peeking out.

Bernie · « **Reply #56 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 12:29:07 PM »

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hell at least not me!

Nor I. But it's nothing extraordinary in my case as scanty body hair is pretty common with redheads. My legs need shaving about twice a week. That goes both ways, though - if I don't use a voluminizing shampoo, my hair looks like crap. I'd gladly trade a little nether fuzz for nice thick tresses.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #57 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 01:03:11 PM »

See guys? I'm not the only one without ass hair.

tomduo · « **Reply #58 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 09:26:46 PM »

You've looked?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #59 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 09:33:18 PM »

YES I HAVE, I grabbed a damn mirror and looked at my gorgeous, round and hard ass.

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