So a guest was reading this thread and the OP reminded of me of some guy that proceeded to follow me from the bus into the mall many, many years ago. First, he asked me for a light. He wanted my phone number and I said, "here's my email" because he was nice but I don't do phone calls. Then he proceeded to shop with me. Like, dude, who are you? It was like having a remora. He even went into Bath and Body Works with me. Ok, whatever. So I tell him, "hey dude, look, it's been real, but I'm going to the comic book store down the road now" and he's all "let's go together, hurr." I was walking there so unless I burst into a run like a gazelle, we're a-going together.
So then he tells me his friend's on the way there and we stop by the apartment complex because it literally was on the way there. He actually invites me into their apartment. And I'm all "LOLOLOL NO." Young, single woman going alone into your apartment, bitch? Helllllll nah. He kept pushing the issue and I just look at him all "NAH." I ain't going in. I humor him and wait outside and his friend comes out and tags along with us to the comic book store. So when we get there, I can tell his friend probably goes to the comic book store all the time and already saw all the shit there. He's bored as shit. As I only got to go once every few months, I'm taking everything in. This is MY time. And dude's friend asks dude, "How much longer are we going to be here?" Which really irritated me. It just did. Like, LEAVE. And sure enough dude tells me, "hey, we're gonna get Thai across the street. Wanna come?" And I'm "Nope, bai." Fin.
