Author Topic: I spent the night in jail! (Read 8089 times)

Extra Zero · « **Reply #30 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 07:09:58 AM »

You know a movie's really bad when even Vin Diesel refuses to be a part of it...

Merla · « **Reply #31 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 08:02:24 AM »

HAHAHA!

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 08:18:37 AM »

I can't believe how gay he was on the Daily show. So gay. So very gay. He was lisping an' everthin'. I was like "Queen, please!"

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #33 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 08:44:00 AM »

Vin Diesel have slept with at least half of the women in Manhattan. True story.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #34 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 08:49:02 AM »

In other words, he fell asleep at numerous Avon parties.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 09:15:29 AM »

Well that happens.

Merla · « **Reply #36 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 01:29:50 PM »

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I can't believe how gay he was on the Daily show. So gay. So very gay. He was lisping an' everthin'. I was like "Queen, please!"

Yes I saw it to. What a queer.

IDE · « **Reply #37 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 01:43:07 PM »

I was considering applying to be vin diesel's assitant. I still have the application.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #38 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 02:37:08 PM »

Make sure you wear an anal chastity belt...

Rama · « **Reply #39 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 03:53:12 PM »

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I was considering applying to be vin diesel's assitant. I still have the application.

Oh that would be perfect. You could shave each other's hair, compare your favorite bars to prey on women too young for you, and you could stay up all night talking about squat thrusts and weight lifting. And when "Vinny" has a nightmare you can rock him back to sleep. It's a match made in heaven.

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 04:23:49 PM »

I was thinking more along the lines of killing him and assuming his identity.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 04:37:27 PM »

and his STDs, that guy has more STDs than the NY metro line

Rama · « **Reply #42 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 10:35:58 PM »

And you should see the creams in NY Metro's medicine cabinet.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 11:42:24 PM »

I read "Vin Diesel's assailant".

Dagurasu · « **Reply #44 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 08:09:06 PM »

Still works

Extra Zero · « **Reply #45 on:** Jun 07, 2006, 10:16:01 PM »

For you, when he gives it to you up the butt.

FACE!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #46 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 09:07:56 AM »

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I was considering applying to be vin diesel's assitant. I still have the application.
Oh that would be perfect. You could shave each other's hair, compare your favorite bars to prey on women too young for you,

Ramathat was AWESOME HAHAHAHA

tomduo · « **Reply #47 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 10:03:18 AM »

Isn't Vin Diesel gay?

IDE · « **Reply #48 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 01:22:58 PM »

I heard that rumor too.

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 03:58:16 PM »

fine....They can prey on young boys.

IDE · « **Reply #50 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 04:07:47 PM »

That's outside my area of prefernce and expertise.

Rama · « **Reply #51 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 04:12:13 PM »

I'm sure he can teach you. You can be his understudy. HA!

IDE · « **Reply #52 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 04:17:30 PM »

Don't project your sordid fantasies onto me!

tomduo · « **Reply #53 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 09:28:17 PM »

Vin Diesel probably would want your man meat, being you're his assistant. He might ask you for assistance pouring cum into his rectum.

Rama · « **Reply #54 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 10:22:30 PM »

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Don't project your sordid fantasies onto me!

If you get the job I wouldn't use "sordid fantasies" in the same sentence as "project" when you talk to him. You might not like the end result.

IDE · « **Reply #55 on:** Jun 08, 2006, 10:58:30 PM »

Ok we're gonna erase all this gay imagery and go with this instead:

So I take the job and then one day Vin says to the casting director of his latest summer blockbuster "Yo, you know who would be perfect to play the villian...?" and thus a new star is born ushering in at least what? 10-20 more years of 18 yr old chicks?

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 12:17:16 AM »

He'll more likely say:

"You know who would be great to play the villain?......Damnit IDE, I told you to get my goddamn coffee. And it better be decaff latte with soymilk or I'll fire your ass and get a Mexican to do it for half what I pay your sorry ass. Now as I was saying before the help interrupted....."

IDE · « **Reply #57 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 05:47:28 AM »

That's a producer/writer tract

Guest · « **Reply #58 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 01:39:46 PM »

Better than the other tract he could be working on.

Rama · « **Reply #59 on:** Jun 09, 2006, 04:07:19 PM »

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That's a producer/writer tract

Man if I was the executive producer and Vinny talked to me like that he'd find himself thrown off the lot faster then he could say "anal beads please". Big dumb bald muscle bound morons are a dime a dozen, Espeically in Hollywood. He could be replaced, and he'd never be the "Star" or "Hero" of any movie I wrote or produced so we could live without him.

Author Topic: I spent the night in jail! (Read 8089 times)

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