Author Topic: I spent the night in jail! (Read 17954 times)

IDE · « **on:** Jun 02, 2006, 10:53:56 AM »

Drunk driving for teh fail!
Bring on the thousands of dollars in court costs, fines, and legal fees!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 02, 2006, 11:44:24 AM »

And this is why I don't drive.
I would probably end up like you in less that a week.

tomduo · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 02, 2006, 11:59:26 AM »

You dumb fucktard. A cab costs 20 bucks, and now because of your stupidity, you not only fail yourself, but you could have hurt someone. You fucking loser, maybe now you'll get some sense.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 02, 2006, 12:18:05 PM »

The only thing I would be worried about if I was him is of getting a DUI.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 02, 2006, 01:30:41 PM »

When I was on the main page and I saw there was a thread called "I spent the night in jail!" as the most recent posting, I knew it had to be either Ide or D.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 02, 2006, 05:02:57 PM »

HAHA I actually thought it was D at first

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 02, 2006, 05:21:49 PM »

I wasn't pulled over for driving badly I was pulled over because my tail light was out. I was only .04 over the legal limit which is .08 and is supposed to be 2 beers...so I was 3 beers. Exactly how fucked up are you after 3 beers?...Granted I weigh 230 lbs and had drunk alot more than that but I had deliberately not gotten too drunk because I knew I had to drive back. Still I am a fucktard for tempting fate with my tail light out and fate has bitch slapped me my friends...and the slap doth sting.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 02, 2006, 06:15:37 PM »

Been there...

...spending a night in jail and paying court fees, not drunk driving.

I feel manlier than IDE right now. I just swapped the alternator in my car by myself, which was made easier since the bolts weren't rusted/seized on, and saved myself a hundred or two. Next will be spark plugs and an oil change, I'll play classical rock, lift weights and oil my non-existant pecs, and I'll be real manly.

At the auto store... some 40ish black guy tried to sell me a large gold chain. Do I look black?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 02, 2006, 11:39:11 PM »

So in other words, you were punched in the donut?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 03, 2006, 12:11:26 AM »

And if he wasn't, he should be.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 03, 2006, 06:31:33 AM »

Figuritively speaking...yes.

But even better is that I've found out that the kid who didn't blow got out around the same time I did even though I was told oh god I can't even type it...If I type it I swear I'll smash this computer, then I'll go kill my roomate in his sleep, the police will gun me down...but I'll rise from the grave and keep on killing.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 03, 2006, 09:18:24 AM »

Ha, good on Fate.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 12:39:39 AM »

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Figuritively speaking...yes.

But even better is that I've found out that the kid who didn't blow got out around the same time I did even though I was told oh god I can't even type it...If I type it I swear I'll smash this computer, then I'll go kill my roomate in his sleep, the police will gun me down...but I'll rise from the grave and keep on killing.

I see nothing but benefit for me.... You should type it.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 01:09:08 AM »

Well now that I'm sedated I think I can go ahead give you the gist of it without running through the dry wall between here and the kitchen like the juggernaut.

Basically the guy who didn't blow was told infront of me that he was going to be held until first appearance which would mean a whole other day in jail, so I blew because I didn't want to spend a whole other day in there, I can't sleep in jails and it drives me bat shit crazy, if I was ever locked up for a prolonged period of time then that aforementioned killing spree would happen for sure culminating in self termination if for no other reason so that I could finally sleep....forever...but I digress.

The guy that didn't blow was not held for an extra day that was an empty threat to get him to blow and my weakness at not being able to be in a cage caused me to do whatever it took to get the fuck out of there as soon as possible...only to find out later that...OJHAD:YIV UA
KO{bdamgsbfdvb.v?>....NEEEEEEEED MORE XANAX! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Max Con · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 02:42:06 AM »

"The guy didn't blow?"

He wouldn't cum on you or do you kids have new slang these days?

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 02:55:04 AM »

You'll know what im talking about when you get a DUI which I now wish upon everyone.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 12:27:18 PM »

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"The guy didn't blow?"

Breathalizer.

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You'll know what im talking about when you get a DUI which I now wish upon everyone.

The only influence I want to be under is "of life"!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 12:41:01 PM »

"No drugs for me. Jesus gives me a permanent high."

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 01:33:28 PM »

He lifts me up. To the highest mountain.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 01:38:10 PM »

He doesn't do anything for me.

You all are fuckers.

Fuckers, I say.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 02:01:34 PM »

God created the earth and all living things on it. So technically he created all the ingredients in coke, crack, meth, heroine and all our favourites. So technically it's sort of true... depending on what side of the convoluted bitch for nothing God is Jesus/Jesus is te son of God/Jesus is a prophet debacle you're on.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 02:53:26 PM »

Jesus is nothing more than a fictional character in a Phillip K. Dick novella. Why people take him so seriously, I'll never know...

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 03:19:10 PM »

They take him seriously 'cause he's written some great sci-fi stories.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 05:46:28 PM »

I wasn't talking about Phillip K. Dick, but rather his 'Jesus' character.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #24 on:** Jun 05, 2006, 12:10:45 AM »

I know. I was making a joke.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #25 on:** Jun 05, 2006, 11:09:00 PM »

Well played.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Jun 05, 2006, 11:30:44 PM »

I use to believe in God...but then the other day I went "Please God don't let this be a preview for another Fast and Furious." and it was...God is dead.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Jun 05, 2006, 11:33:45 PM »

I just ate a double-quarter pounder. God hates me.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #28 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 01:18:06 AM »

You could gain like... half a pounder!

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 01:25:43 AM »

I'm still waiting for "the Fast and the Furious 4: Motocross Jesus".