Author Topic: What I like the most about Memorial weekend.. (Read 9196 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** May 27, 2006, 12:22:48 AM »

is that i don't even know what we celebrate and I don't fucking care, and YET I get monday off. Is it to commemorate the soldiers that died during a war or something?
haha whatever. happy f*****g 5 de mayo, biatches.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2006, 12:31:11 AM »

Im getting paid time and a half, and get the fuck outta our country you ignorant foriegner!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2006, 12:36:01 AM »

funny, cause you are waaaay more ignorant than me, even though you are an american. How ironic is that?

Sam · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2006, 12:36:23 AM »

Yes, it's to honor those that died in battle. It was started after the Civil War.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2006, 01:40:28 AM »

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funny, cause you are waaaay more ignorant than me, even though you are an american. How ironic is that?

Why do you even talk? I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard that.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2006, 05:25:25 AM »

Yes it is.
I still don't know how people like you can get accepted into universities

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2006, 12:23:49 PM »

Again, your English is wrong. It's 'Excel in', not 'get accepted into'.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2006, 03:17:12 PM »

I honor those who have died fighting for bad politics and idiot rulers.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2006, 03:23:23 PM »

I honor my foot up Doug's ass.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2006, 04:43:53 PM »

HAWT!

*munches on a foot long hotdog*

...this isn't gay.

Sam · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:58:47 AM »

Tom and Faye really need to just meet and have sex. Then we can get rid of all this sexual tension.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2006, 02:45:01 AM »

I don't want herpes simplex D...

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2006, 02:45:03 AM »

It will be like mixing acid and base, they'll both fizz out and turn to water!...I think?

*Opens up ancient, stolen Chemistry Book*

Yep.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:15:39 AM »

My titanium penis will thwart her diseases...

...

I'm popye the sailor man?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2006, 12:57:32 PM »

Glass is the only thing that can contain viruses.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2006, 12:25:52 AM »

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I'm popye the sailor man?

You're more like Bluto.

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2006, 05:07:27 AM »

does that mean I get to make out with the sea hag?

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2006, 12:23:04 PM »

Merla? Sure if you want too.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2006, 01:07:37 PM »

She's flatter than Kansas.

Merla · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2006, 02:01:54 PM »

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She's flatter than Kansas.

Hey! I'm a "C" cup for your information.

I am not a sea hag Rama! :angry:

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2006, 02:08:52 PM »

There's only one way to find out: smush 'em against a scanner and hit "send to email". Send to spam@shwiggie.com (yes, it's a real address)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2006, 03:05:23 PM »

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She's flatter than Kansas.
Hey! I'm a "C" cup for your information.

I am not a sea hag Rama! :angry:

I was implanting your personality on Olive Oil, but I dunno, I demand photographic evidence!

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2006, 11:55:04 PM »

You know...she is right. It's a river she lives next to not the sea. So it's like a River Hag.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** May 31, 2006, 01:22:25 AM »

So this a Popeye thing! Merla kept harping on about why she was being called a "sea hag". I've been calling her that now.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2006, 12:14:20 PM »

The Jeep with his phallic nose always creeped me out. :unsure:

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** May 31, 2006, 01:06:57 PM »

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So this a Popeye thing! Merla kept harping on about why she was being called a "sea hag". I've been calling her that now.

Oh I'm so sorry Merla, I didn't mean for that to happen.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #26 on:** May 31, 2006, 02:22:23 PM »

o.o;

Holy sibling rivalry, Batman!

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Jun 01, 2006, 04:10:25 AM »

I've made it hip and urban. I now call her "C. Hag", while doing psuedo gang signage with my hands. "C. Hag in da hizzy, y'all!"

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #28 on:** Jun 01, 2006, 01:48:11 PM »

hizzy = hussy?

Bernie · « **Reply #29 on:** Jun 01, 2006, 01:57:54 PM »

I think in that sentence hizzy = house. If hizzy = ho, Merla's up to something she hasn't shared with the class.

Author Topic: What I like the most about Memorial weekend.. (Read 9196 times)

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