As much as I dislike American Idol, I hate the idea of the next winner of American Idol to be yet ANOTHER teen pop diva bitch. So I voted for the Jay Leno lookalike....
...Well, I would have voted for him, but all the damn phone lines were busy all night long. I had each number on speed dial even. Hello FOX, why don't you make more phone lines you fucks? This is the reason I couldn't get through last Idol when I tried to vote for Bo Bice because I'd rather see a rocker win it than another teen pop diva bitch.
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I'd bet the female will win it too, because Americans are stupid and have shitty tastes in music.