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So, like, I got Fable.
« on: Sep 19, 2004, 03:34:54 AM »
Neat.

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 19, 2004, 10:14:12 AM »
I was hoping the next Zelda would be like Fable but oh well.

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 19, 2004, 11:16:15 AM »
Wind Waker owns you.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 19, 2004, 11:33:58 AM »
You have to buy facial hair from NPC's.  



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« Reply #4 on: Sep 19, 2004, 09:01:58 PM »
Ed-ju-ma-cate me.  What's Fable?

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 19, 2004, 10:21:51 PM »
I'm guessing it's some sort of video game, like Computer Space.
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 19, 2004, 11:12:11 PM »
Well I guessed that much, I was just fishing for a more specific answer.

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 19, 2004, 11:14:25 PM »
It's an RPG-like thing where, instead of choosing your class, it's decided for you based on decisions you make throughout the game. Or at least, that's what I've gathered. In any case, I really, really want a sexbox now.
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 19, 2004, 11:34:33 PM »
"That's MY sexbox!  ...and her name is 'Sony'."

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 19, 2004, 11:39:57 PM »
I prefer my Cube!
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 20, 2004, 12:38:25 AM »
Meh, I'm getting a PS2 for Christmas. My cousins are like "Get an Xbox! It's what the cool kids use!" but there really aren't enough games on it that I'm interested in.  

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 20, 2004, 12:39:23 AM »
Yeah. Like I said, Xbox is only for us shooter and arcade nerds.
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 20, 2004, 12:42:11 AM »
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Meh, I'm getting a PS2 for Christmas. My cousins are like "Get an Xbox! It's what the cool kids use!" but there really aren't enough games on it that I'm interested in.
ditto. They need more platformers on xbox.

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 20, 2004, 12:45:51 AM »
*huggles his GC*
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 20, 2004, 12:47:45 AM »
God, Tom, just shut up and get out of my thread.
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 20, 2004, 12:48:13 AM »
*Yoshi turns Max into an egg*

 
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 20, 2004, 12:52:28 AM »
Ban him Nuri!
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 20, 2004, 09:08:36 AM »
My brother always asked for the retarded systems for Christmas.  Like a Sega Dreamcast and that Playstation rip off that had Tomb Raider on it.

Then he finally learned from his mistakes and got a PS2.  Too bad I'm too scared to spend more than 5 minutes in his room.
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« Reply #18 on: Sep 20, 2004, 09:54:50 AM »
That Playstation rip off (Sega Saturn) came before the Playstation.
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 20, 2004, 02:28:34 PM »
Yeah, by about eighteen months, actually. What later became the Sony Playstation was originally designed as an educational tool meant to be marketed to schools and libraries.  Seriously. Why do you think the right thumb buttons didn't have letters on them?  The machine was designed to be a cheap device to teach children how to read.


On a side note, the Saturn sucked.
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 20, 2004, 02:39:40 PM »
I beat Fable for the first time this morning, and it hardly felt like 15 hours.   I really hope Microsoft gets Lionhead instead of Activision, this series, if extended could very well be a true rival the Zelda series.  As it is, Fable is one of my favorite Action-RPGs of all time.  The time I put into this week felt like nothing, and I'd be glad to do it again.  If anyone gets an Xbox, make this the one you pick up with it.  

Also, if you're looking for good platformers coming out on Xbox, chell out Psychonauts.  It looks exactally like Invader Zim meets Nightmare Before Christmas.
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« Reply #21 on: Sep 20, 2004, 03:50:25 PM »
Heh.


I just married the mayor and had sex with her.


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« Reply #22 on: Sep 20, 2004, 04:09:42 PM »
I hate all of you. Everytime I read this thread there's another good reason to buy an xbox. SHIT!

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« Reply #23 on: Sep 20, 2004, 08:06:03 PM »
Fuck XBox. Viewtiful Joe, and Link and Soul Caliber II makes it obsolete.
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« Reply #24 on: Sep 20, 2004, 09:51:51 PM »
You're as bad as Faye, Tom.
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« Reply #25 on: Sep 20, 2004, 10:02:14 PM »
And you're as bad as Jean Claude Van Damme. What's the story, mornin' glory?
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« Reply #26 on: Sep 20, 2004, 10:06:48 PM »
At least I beat the shit out of Raul Julia!
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« Reply #27 on: Sep 20, 2004, 10:21:46 PM »
Yeah, but what have you done lately?
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« Reply #28 on: Sep 20, 2004, 11:08:35 PM »
I like Warhammer.  And Magic: The Gathering.  I feel so low-tech.
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« Reply #29 on: Sep 20, 2004, 11:43:09 PM »
I fought the Triads for killing my wife.
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