Author Topic: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches! (Read 12283 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** May 05, 2006, 04:47:06 AM »

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So basically Faye haets mexicans (or at least looks down on them from her peruvian POV) but won't admit it becuase of Nuri amirite?!

What do I care? I may have Mexican ancestors, but my ass sure ain't Mexican. I care even less about Cinco de fucking Miracle Whip and any other Mexican holiday. I'm sick of these drunk pinatas roaming our streets.

Sam · « **Reply #31 on:** May 05, 2006, 08:55:25 AM »

Do they vomit candy?

Rama · « **Reply #32 on:** May 05, 2006, 09:21:46 AM »

Only if you hit them with sticks.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #33 on:** May 05, 2006, 10:10:28 AM »

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yes it is, Rama, you are intelligent

If you count beating a vanguard a victory... then yes. Otherwise it was the Mexicans repelling a foriegn force seeking to institute a regeime change. The Mexicans played guerillas and repelled the expeditionary force.

Drinking green beer for a saint seems even more absurb, but because half the participants speak Spanish, Faye gets all pissy.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:21:58 AM »

wtf are you talking about

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #35 on:** May 05, 2006, 12:32:54 PM »

I don't understand why people who ordinarily don't need an excuse to get drunk use days like Fifth of May and Patrick's Day as an excuse to do so. Very strange.

And yes, I said fifth of May.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #36 on:** May 05, 2006, 01:04:15 PM »

Because it's the one day where they're no longer the drunk and are given the opportunity to blend-in--or being drunk is less severe because it's "a drinking holiday". It's not so much an excuse as it is a break for them...

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #37 on:** May 05, 2006, 04:30:55 PM »

Nachos and cheese holiday, too.

IDE · « **Reply #38 on:** May 05, 2006, 05:02:22 PM »

Just got back from the gym! If the illegal immigrant mexican construction workers will turn my fucking water back on like they were supposed an hour ago I'll hit the showers and then the bars.

if not then I'll just go out as is but i'll put on a dress and a somberero and tell everyone I'm cosplaying a Tiajuana whore.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #39 on:** May 05, 2006, 06:14:49 PM »

...something tells me that's what you did last year, and why you were so eager to kiss me.

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** May 05, 2006, 10:01:47 PM »

Something is lying.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #41 on:** May 05, 2006, 10:10:54 PM »

To something's true sexuality?

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** May 05, 2006, 10:31:36 PM »

I'm man enough to make out with you and not be gay.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #43 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:23:18 PM »

While wearing a dress?

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** May 06, 2006, 12:13:09 AM »

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Because it's the one day where they're no longer the drunk and are given the opportunity to blend-in--or being drunk is less severe because it's "a drinking holiday". It's not so much an excuse as it is a break for them...

And because on Cinco de Mayo, they aren't just drunk. They're el drunko.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #45 on:** May 06, 2006, 01:57:08 AM »

No, unacceptable.

The preferred answer was "muy soused".

Rama · « **Reply #46 on:** May 06, 2006, 02:04:19 AM »

We should all get plastered on VJ day. WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!! Yeah!

IDE · « **Reply #47 on:** May 06, 2006, 02:23:57 AM »

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While wearing a dress?

I'll only make out with and wear a dress on the INTERNET. In real life I'd just ask you to sacrifice that muslim chick to me.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #48 on:** May 06, 2006, 08:59:21 AM »

Gooddaaamnn!
I was in madmex for 11 hours. what a fucking amazing night.

IDE · « **Reply #49 on:** May 06, 2006, 02:49:46 PM »

This one fell on the dead week between fall and summer school so it was mostly townies out last night...smelling of cabbage and desperately trying to grasp their drinkins with those tiny hands...soon though my people shall return.

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** May 06, 2006, 06:23:07 PM »

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No, unacceptable.

The preferred answer was "muy soused".

El Drunko Con Carne, maricón.

And don't worry, IDE. I hear next week is Doce de Mayo.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #51 on:** May 06, 2006, 07:31:54 PM »

SI! Y SEMANA DESPUES SE DIAS Y NUEVE DE MAYO! MAS TEQUILA!