Author Topic: Speaking of Greedo shooting first..... (Read 11354 times)

Rama · « **Reply #30 on:** May 06, 2006, 01:27:50 AM »

Yeah...and good thing he explained why Anakin is young at the end of ROTJ in Revenge just like he said he would, or we'd all be really confused.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** May 06, 2006, 01:31:18 AM »

Yeah, apparently he took up smoking while in the vader suit.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** May 06, 2006, 01:31:41 AM »

And fatness.

Rama · « **Reply #33 on:** May 06, 2006, 01:33:49 AM »

The darkside is overflowing with carbs.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #34 on:** May 06, 2006, 01:48:00 AM »

Well, if you think about it Vader had his manhood burnt off via Obi-Wan. Under that cold, black, PTA-mom exterior must have lurked an effeminate slump who spent a good portion of his time shoveling Haggendaz down his feed-hole; in a dark room lit only by the blue glow of 'LOST' re-runs on his television while Cindy Lauper's 'Time After Time' played on a loop in the background...

Right, Nuri?

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** May 06, 2006, 01:54:50 AM »

"She Bop" , not Time after Time.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #36 on:** May 06, 2006, 01:58:59 AM »

No! Bitches don't eat ice cream to 'She Bop'!

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** May 06, 2006, 02:09:24 AM »

Eh, what a shame. It'd be more entertaining.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #38 on:** May 06, 2006, 02:12:18 PM »

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Jar-Jar spent his time after episode 3 teaching the Millenium Flacon's computer how to communicate. He then died one tragic night when Chewy got in the mood for frog legs.

Flacon?

You know, I don't care at all about the "who shot first" bit. Not one bit. Not when you have such gems as Boba Fett's voice and the Ghost of Hayden and that fun bit after Greedo where Han walked over Jabba's tail and didn't die instantly.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #39 on:** May 06, 2006, 04:08:10 PM »

And that timeless scene where you fucked your mom and spent the next day crying about it?

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** May 06, 2006, 06:26:08 PM »

They say that a stitch in time saves nine. They say I better stop or I'll go blind.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #41 on:** May 06, 2006, 07:57:39 PM »

Good move, Rudy...

Good move.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** May 06, 2006, 09:09:03 PM »

Sean Astin Power! Activate!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #43 on:** May 07, 2006, 12:47:15 AM »

I was referring to Rudy Huxtable, but if you'd rather be an obnoxious little shit who's obsessed with nothing more than advertising an over-rated fooseball team, be my guest.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #44 on:** May 07, 2006, 12:50:32 AM »

But he saved Mister Frodo's life!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #45 on:** May 07, 2006, 01:07:36 AM »

Yeah, well Rudy Huxtable grew a moustache and faded into mediocrity!

Rama · « **Reply #46 on:** May 07, 2006, 01:47:37 AM »

Plus he wasn't in Encino Man.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** May 07, 2006, 01:47:45 PM »

What's with you and Cosbys? This is not a normal obsession like pr0n.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #48 on:** May 07, 2006, 02:05:58 PM »

I saw a show called "House of Cosbys", it changed my life...

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** May 08, 2006, 12:20:36 AM »

And yet we havn't heard anything about Lisa Bonet...when are we going to talk about Lilakoi Moon? I mean really!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #50 on:** May 08, 2006, 12:27:55 AM »

Lisa Bonet actually had a kid with Lenny Kravitz years ago...

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** May 08, 2006, 08:45:00 AM »

Screw Lisa Bonet. He gave her "A Different World". Where was the gratitude?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #52 on:** May 08, 2006, 09:46:54 AM »

I wouldn't have any, Marissa Tomei ended up snagging the Oscar glory, while she was Lenny Kravitz's cum dumpster.