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« Reply #1 on: Apr 27, 2006, 01:56:21 PM »
Gay!  Yes, let's name it WII, as in World War One, or "wee" as in half of a slang term for "piss" or a Scottish term or WE as in "Women's Entertaiment".  Good job.  Nintendo "We" sounds like a douche for the female game players.  "Now there's a controler just for her" and it's shaped like a damn tampon.  And let's misspell it like a pea-brained mother naming a child: "here's Gennypher, Madycyn, and Wii"!  Retarded.  What was so wrong with Revolution?  This is nothing like "iPod" or "Google".  It's just plain dummy-dumb.
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 27, 2006, 02:56:53 PM »
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"Now there's a controler just for her" and it's shaped like a damn tampon.
Or, better yet, a revolutionary (sorry) Wii dildo remote controller.

Yes, it's a shitty name.  Now even the kiddie demographic they have relied on for years will be shying away.
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 27, 2006, 04:25:53 PM »
I was about to create a hate filled ranty thread about this, but Max beat me to it... so....

Begin the ranting....






FUCK YOU NENTENDO!! FUCK YOOOOUUUU!!!!!


...ok, not much of a rant.

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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?


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« Reply #4 on: Apr 27, 2006, 04:48:55 PM »
Nintendo can live in Ernesto Menendez's ass.
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 27, 2006, 04:50:43 PM »
Also, it's kinda dumb, scratch that, extremely stupid to rebrand an accepted name this late in the game....  Morons.  And they wonder why they're in third?
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 27, 2006, 05:50:56 PM »
that is the biggest load of shit I've read all day

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 27, 2006, 06:05:49 PM »
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Also, it's kinda dumb, scratch that, extremely stupid to rebrand an accepted name this late in the game....  Morons.  And they wonder why they're in third?
They are? Not worldwide... and in the portable market... aren't they number one?

Plus 360 sucks... it's disapointing really. I see Nintendo trying not to compete with Sony's awesome technology abilities, and is focusing on CHANGING gaming. Not Halo with (A- World War II Graphics? B- Super Hot Female? C- US Spy soldiers? D- ...more aliens?) or Rap Game ### starring superstar of the moment ______.

The name is weird, yes... but then Dreamcast was a cool name that was basically a Playstation with an upsidedown controller.

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« Reply #8 on: Apr 27, 2006, 06:33:08 PM »
You couldn't make pee jokes out of the Dreamcast's name.



 
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 27, 2006, 07:44:51 PM »
Wi-Fi?

I can only imagine what they will add into this. I am looking forward to a gun controller :)

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« Reply #10 on: Apr 30, 2006, 10:21:02 PM »
Who cares what they call the damn thing as long as I gets me Super Mario Brothers games.

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« Reply #11 on: Apr 30, 2006, 10:35:17 PM »
AND ZELDA AND METROID!

Plus whatever new thing comes out and capitvates me. I am drooling over the prospect of a Bob Ross game.

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« Reply #12 on: Apr 30, 2006, 11:49:50 PM »
A happy little tree like no one's biz-nez.

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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2006, 06:45:34 PM »
Since Nintendo announced the name "Wii"... I've noticed that the only thing people are talking about, is Nintendo's console name... and NOTHING about the PS3 and Xbox 360.

Stupid name?  How about good marketing.

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Now... I just need to get my hands on some Monkey Balls, so I can play with my Wii.  

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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2006, 06:47:40 PM »
True dat. Good observation.

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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2006, 06:55:22 PM »
Which part... the name Wii and it's effect on consumers, or wanting to get my hands on monkey balls?

Regardless... all this stuff about the name "Wii"... I mean, it's everywhere.  Everyone is going nuts about the name.   And I can't help but laugh about it, knowing that by the time the system is released, everyone will be so used to it, no one will care.

How often to people complain about the name "Joy Stick" or "Roller Balls" or "Rumble Pack" or "Mouse Pads" or the Xbox DUKE controller?

I mean... it's a fucking Joy Stick.  A name that originated as slang for jerking off one's dick... and everyone's making a fuss over "Wii" ???  

I just don't get it.  I really don't.  :P

The sad thing is, I expect gamers to make jokes about it... but then you get idiots at IGN or Game Informer, who are supposed to be, believe it or not, "Journalists", making cracks about it.   How Sad.  

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« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2006, 08:19:55 PM »
Um, the first. I hold no comment about your monkeyphelia.

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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2006, 10:04:44 PM »
I'm glad the journalists are making cracks about it.  If I came out with a product called wii I would expect people to make fun of it.

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« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2006, 10:09:22 PM »
The massive library and connectivity will prove this is not the end of Nintendo that most Microsoft suckages seem to profess.

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« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2006, 12:58:45 AM »
Yeah!  Cause just like the Gamecube and the N64 before it, Nintendo will deliver upon all of their big promises!

The innocent shall suffer...BIG TIME!
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« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2006, 02:29:36 AM »
we shall see...

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« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2006, 02:52:36 AM »
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!  

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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2006, 01:42:31 PM »
*huggles his Gamecube and N64*