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« Reply #30 on: Apr 29, 2006, 08:59:04 PM »
Oh and Happy Be-lated Birthday you Bitch!!  :lol:  

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« Reply #31 on: Apr 29, 2006, 09:06:17 PM »
Yes something like that.  I know it's not fair, but the world is not a fair place and I'm not trying to bring fairness to it either.  I am drunken  war lord of debauchery.

But in this particular case it's because I think she's just trying to whore herself out to the people that work in my bar (my friend, who is also my roomate was the other guy).  If a girl I've marked is hitting on some other random guy I don't really care, but if she's hitting on my friend/roomate/co-worker and asking if she can be "on the list" then she's obviously trying to use me for my position at the bar...which makes her fucking retarded because if you're going to use me use me for sex.  I'm much better in bed than at work.

Regardless, I am the gate keeper who decides how old everyone is and her bargaining position is now highly dubious.



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isn't she 18 years old?

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« Reply #32 on: Apr 29, 2006, 09:17:51 PM »
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God, I hope not.

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« Reply #33 on: Apr 30, 2006, 03:28:24 AM »
Marked? What did you do pee on her?  

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« Reply #34 on: Apr 30, 2006, 12:58:57 PM »
God I hope not. He smells like asparagus normally x.x

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« Reply #35 on: Apr 30, 2006, 01:48:44 PM »
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I'm doing an experiment of sorts.  I'm trying to talk to 8 or 9 different girls at once.  This is done through phone call scheduling regimens (i.e. girls A,D, and E are called one day, C, B, D, the next etc.) and mass inane text messages with crap like "what's up cutue face?" going out to 7 different girls at a time.

The yield so far has only been 1 closing deal, and alot of others have fallen through the cracks because of lack of attention.  So I'm not sure if this gonna pan out and I'll be able to pull hat tricks on a daily basis or if micro management is the key and I have to scale it back to like 4 girls to get a higher profit margin.

But as much as this is all business like I said this is thr first time I'm doing this and little snags like getting jearous and other human foibles like affection and love can not be allowed to bog down the progress of this most noble pursuit...my metamorhposis into a giant talking penis.

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« Reply #36 on: Apr 30, 2006, 02:20:04 PM »
That sounds really horrible.

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« Reply #37 on: Apr 30, 2006, 02:48:39 PM »
Beyond Insanity...

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« Reply #38 on: Apr 30, 2006, 11:48:04 PM »
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Ha, no kidding.


Anyway, according to the chart I've compiled given the data presented to us, my business model predicts that one of these girls will inevitably be on to your game and beat your ass, possibly by wrecking your car or by becoming an insane, inconsolable stalker in the vein of "Fatal Attraction" or "Swimfan".

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« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2006, 12:34:46 PM »
A very belated but happy birthday, B!   :D  
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« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2006, 09:44:55 PM »
Hey IDE I want the be the first to know when mr. happy shrivels up and falls off.  

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« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2006, 11:39:02 PM »
Wrap it up and put it in a nice gift box for her while you're at it.  

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« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2006, 02:40:22 AM »
For you to the be the first to know it would have to happen inside of you.

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« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2006, 12:49:12 PM »
Ack!  :x

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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2006, 01:24:02 PM »
That's a story for Dear Abby.  

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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2006, 01:27:49 PM »
You ladies better watch out.  The golden god may be coming your way in the near future.
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« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2006, 05:00:40 PM »
The future is coming too quickly for my taste...I think a semester of acting and screenwriting classes that do nothing as far as counting towards my recently discovered fufilled credit requirments is in order.