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« Reply #60 on: Feb 24, 2006, 06:57:23 PM »
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Oh Faye....it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.
Whoever created that phrase had a small dick!
 

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« Reply #61 on: Feb 24, 2006, 07:05:10 PM »
...why do all Nautical sayings make you talk about the cock?
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« Reply #62 on: Feb 24, 2006, 07:41:07 PM »
cause i can talk about whatever the hell i want whenever the hell i want to :)  

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« Reply #63 on: Feb 24, 2006, 09:22:36 PM »
If you saw Mandingo, you'd faint. It's like a fucking Forearm. That Jewish guy Nicole Richie was dating apparently had bigger.
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« Reply #64 on: Feb 25, 2006, 02:41:27 AM »
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Oh Faye....it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.
Whoever created that phrase had a small dick!
Oh I'm sorry the response we where looking for was "Yeah, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.....Long time to England in a rowboat." but we have some lovely parting gifts for you.  

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« Reply #65 on: Feb 25, 2006, 03:05:51 AM »
Who wants to go there?
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« Reply #66 on: Feb 25, 2006, 01:43:15 PM »
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If you saw Mandingo, you'd faint. It's like a fucking Forearm. That Jewish guy Nicole Richie was dating apparently had bigger.
Who's Mandingo?

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« Reply #67 on: Feb 25, 2006, 02:27:52 PM »
A guy who had a dick like my forearm.
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« Reply #68 on: Feb 26, 2006, 12:07:26 AM »
So what did you do....put your forearm up against his dick to compare?  

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« Reply #69 on: Feb 26, 2006, 12:26:45 AM »
I wish.
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« Reply #70 on: Feb 26, 2006, 02:34:04 AM »
Why is that evry universe I exist in someone calls me gay?

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« Reply #71 on: Feb 26, 2006, 09:34:11 AM »
Because you wear coolots?
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

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« Reply #72 on: Feb 26, 2006, 12:36:39 PM »
And the haircut.
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« Reply #73 on: Feb 26, 2006, 01:08:34 PM »
And the butt sex.

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« Reply #74 on: Feb 26, 2006, 01:12:37 PM »
Butt sex is no judge of whether or not he's gay.  The coolots though... I just can't defend that.

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« Reply #75 on: Feb 26, 2006, 02:06:06 PM »
Butt sex with dudes I mean. Not gay with a little b/g bfing.

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« Reply #76 on: Feb 26, 2006, 03:11:15 PM »
I wanna try it with a chick, since the priest seemed to enjoy it.
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« Reply #77 on: Feb 26, 2006, 03:28:38 PM »
So my friend said he watched AND enjoyed this film.
Get a little closer let it fold
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My little ribs around you

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« Reply #78 on: Feb 26, 2006, 03:39:36 PM »
Yeah, it wasn't bad. Black Fury doesn't do shit, though, which is cool.

I know who the Black Widow actually is, so I didn't like her too much, but Kary thought she was awesome. Basically Black Widow = Riza Hawkeye.
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