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« on: Nov 05, 2004, 12:00:08 PM »
So I have a coupon for a free movie, and decide to rent, and illegally copy a hentai. Because it's fun. So I rent a hentai called "Slave Sisters" Thinking, "HA! Funny Japanese incesty type pr0n."

And holy christ on the can, it has a plot. A REAL plot. And it's frankly better than most movies I've seen this year. Basically 2 sisters, their parents die, to pay off a massive debt are forced to become sex slaves. The story takes place around their 2 month 'training'. I can't really say much more without revealing everything. Just trust me, it's fucking good, lots of sex, and a really great story at the same time. Plus the plot twist at the end, it's like the read the MPhage book of how to make a movie that doesn't suck.

MPhage gives this hentai an A+ and tells you to all go find it.
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 05, 2004, 03:28:19 PM »
So you like chicks again or what?
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 05, 2004, 04:03:41 PM »
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So you like chicks again or what?
No, I just like watching Hentai because it's usually hilarious.

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« Reply #3 on: Nov 05, 2004, 04:08:24 PM »
to keep this thread PG, I'll recommend The Incredibles. A little bit a drama, a little bit of comedy and whole lota action! Best superhero movie ever!!

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« Reply #4 on: Nov 05, 2004, 05:53:54 PM »
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to keep this thread PG, I'll recommend The Incredibles. A little bit a drama, a little bit of comedy and whole lota action! Best superhero movie ever!!
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 05, 2004, 06:13:06 PM »
Does implied sex count?

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« Reply #6 on: Nov 05, 2004, 11:41:57 PM »
You are as right as you are gay, MPhage.  Slave Sisters is quite good.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 01, 2004, 04:47:17 PM »
I know this thread was on page 2 (I was looking for another one) and I just have one question to ask.

Where the fuck did you "rent" a hentai video? It's not like you can find them at your local blockbuster.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 01, 2004, 06:25:12 PM »
Local Vid Stores or anime stores usually rent risque stuff.

I just download it.

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 02, 2004, 10:53:14 AM »
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I know this thread was on page 2 (I was looking for another one) and I just have one question to ask.

Where the fuck did you "rent" a hentai video? It's not like you can find them at your local blockbuster.
At Movie Gallery in Auburn Indiana, they've got about 7 different Hentai's in their adult section.

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« Reply #10 on: Dec 02, 2004, 01:37:50 PM »
There's always a very small section, and it's usually shit I've already seen the crap out of.
 
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