Author Topic: Pygmy tariser (Read 5909 times)

Merla · « **on:** Nov 20, 2008, 03:26:33 PM »

I can't decide if this little guy is:

a) very cute
b) scary looking
c) an alien from another world
d) a creation from the Weta Workshop

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27786771/

The little critter is known as a pygmy tariser. I thought he was some type of marsupial but it turns out that tarisers are primates! These fascinating creatures were once thought to be extinct.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_Tarsier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarsier

http://pin.primate.wisc.edu/factsheets/entry/tarsier/taxon

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 20, 2008, 09:02:55 PM »

As long as they don't masturbate all over the place I want one.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 24, 2008, 12:36:18 PM »

Well if you do get one, just make sure to follow the three rules:

1. Never let them get near bright light, especially sunlight. It will kill them.
2. Never let them have water
3. and most important of all, never feed them after midnight.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 27, 2008, 08:52:29 AM »

4. and cover your tits when you sleep at night.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 28, 2008, 12:24:42 AM »

I'd eat that.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 28, 2008, 12:34:46 PM »

I WANT ONE!!!!!!

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 28, 2008, 02:35:34 PM »

I want a marmoset.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 30, 2008, 03:44:07 PM »

I found it hilarious when Merla said they rediscovered them when one was found dead in someone's trap. I would've thought the person who found it would have been all "oh shit" and thrown the body into a furnace.

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 05:53:20 PM »

Rama's like a walking 80s dictionary.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 07:05:09 PM »

Well that would denote an ability to spell. More like an encyclopedia. I do normally win when I play Trivial Pursuit: Totally 80s edition.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 09, 2008, 10:33:55 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 08, 2008, 07:05:09 PM

Well that would denote an ability to spell. More like an encyclopedia.

Ha, BAM! Uh... on yourself.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 09, 2008, 10:43:58 PM »

I've never made any claims of being able to spell well. I feel bad for any editor that has to look over my work.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 09, 2008, 11:07:23 PM »

I've seen worse than you.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 09, 2008, 11:19:48 PM »

And I've been getting better...not good, but better.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 11, 2008, 02:07:53 PM »

Some improvement > none. And at least you want to improve. There's lots of people that just don't care. And I want to punch them in the face.

The D · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 17, 2008, 05:52:52 PM »

I've noticed he's had almost no spelling errors lately. He's losing his powers.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 18, 2008, 01:18:25 AM »

Or gaining it by leeching it off others. But you didn't hear that from me.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 18, 2008, 03:55:01 PM »

Waht?

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 18, 2008, 04:14:13 PM »

Muhahahahahahahahaha!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 18, 2008, 11:26:04 PM »

Having spent this last Semester as Editor-in-Chief for the college paper....
I have to say Rama is one of the bestest best spellers I've seen in the last semester!

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 18, 2008, 11:52:38 PM »

bestest best....oh Ha Ha!

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 21, 2008, 12:07:55 AM »

The greetest even!

...he said with "distain".

Actually used. In a paper for class. Spelled just like that. When nothing was even said in any disdain. Proof that a thesaurus can be a dangerous weapon.