--- Registration is open. Gib Cialis? ---

Author Topic: American Gladiators Special Edition and Star Trek Remastered Director's Cut  (Read 4095 times)

The D

  • Annoyed Dwarf
  • Poo-Poo
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2894
  • Owl Pellets: -65520
  • Tyrion is tired of everyone's shit
    • View Profile
Sunday night I watched the new American Gladiators. I was happy to see they had a lot of the old challenges in this one, including the Joust, the ring swing, and the one where the Gladiator stands on a platform with a gatling gun, and the contestant has to use weapons to hit a target above the gladiator while the gladiator pelts balls at them.

But where's the Gerbil balls?!  :nurinono:



Star Trek Remastered has been playing first on ABC 7 and now CW 50 on Sundays at Midnight. Basically it's like the Star Trek version of St*r WarzzZZ DVD Special Edition, in other words Paramount pulled a George Lucas. The footage has been cleaned up, and all the space shots are now in CG. I don't know if I like this change or not. Part of what made Star Trek cool was the shitty special effects. In some ways it's an improvement, it's great to actually see the Enterprise in certain shots where it wasn't shown in the original version (certain battles and exterior shots, ect), but the Enterprise is obviously CG (why didn't they just use a model like they did in EVERY STAR TREK SERIES?), and some of the effects look worse. The episode that night was the Apollo one, and Apollo's tractor beam looked like a giant hand and the explosion of Apollo's temple looked even worse. But the new CG Giant planet-eating blue sno-cone looked cool.

And then there was SG-1 episode where they're in some sort of other reality and a director is trying to make a SG-1 movie, and they spoof other sci-fi series. Is SG-1 ever serious?
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

Rama

  • The Laziest Man on Mars
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 10369
  • Owl Pellets: 1124
  • Sex Robot...Sex Robot
    • View Profile
    • Radioactive Theater
The new CGI in those remastered Star Trek Episodes looks like it was done by one Trekkie in his basement.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Haven't seen either one.  At least not that I know of with ST, but perhaps I have.  How long has it been airing that way?

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
I watched GLadiators yesterday and the first one, last week. It's a nice way of spending time, but that wouldn't make me a fan. It seems to me as a rip-off of the best tv show ever, Ninja Warrior

IDE

  • Soggy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • ******
  • Posts: 5582
  • Owl Pellets: -668
    • View Profile
The only thing I've seen of ninja is when they run a timed obstacle course which is no way better than 2 people racing on one.

Rama

  • The Laziest Man on Mars
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 10369
  • Owl Pellets: 1124
  • Sex Robot...Sex Robot
    • View Profile
    • Radioactive Theater
I was really into Ninja Warrior for a month last year and then I was done with it. I still watch it from time to time, but I don't go out of my way to do so anymore.

The D

  • Annoyed Dwarf
  • Poo-Poo
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2894
  • Owl Pellets: -65520
  • Tyrion is tired of everyone's shit
    • View Profile
I hope these new American Gladiators have the giant gerbil balls. :( That was the best event.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

Sam

  • Global Moderator
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • ********
  • Posts: 1152
  • Owl Pellets: 8
    • View Profile
Atlasphere will not be returning.

The D

  • Annoyed Dwarf
  • Poo-Poo
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2894
  • Owl Pellets: -65520
  • Tyrion is tired of everyone's shit
    • View Profile
Oh fuck that shit. Now I really hate the new version. Fuck you Geriatric Hulk Hogan for ruining my childhood.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
Why, what's different between the new one and the old one? I thought they were quite similar