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« Reply #30 on: Oct 16, 2004, 02:21:31 PM »
Don't blame me if you waste your time on crappy pr0n by that slut Heiress-Whore.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #31 on: Oct 16, 2004, 04:31:48 PM »
i will and you cant stop me!

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« Reply #32 on: Oct 16, 2004, 06:04:28 PM »
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I'm thinking of getting nasal implants, just to spite them all.  :lol:
Make it into a beak.  Then go to the playground and hold your hands out like you're an airplane and dive after small children.
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« Reply #33 on: Oct 16, 2004, 07:58:17 PM »
Paris is beautiful, but too skinny, and obviously fake, so, fuck that.

The video(s) suck.  I only saw one, and am now confused because I had no idea there were multiples.  I probally want to see the rest of them now, but, fuck.  Fucker.
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« Reply #34 on: Oct 16, 2004, 09:13:53 PM »
The second tape  "One Night In Paris" is is alot better than the first one.

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« Reply #35 on: Oct 17, 2004, 09:50:38 PM »
Paris doesn't a do a damn thing for me.  Maybe if she wasn't so skinny... and not a slut.... and not suddenly hugely famous for being said slut.

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« Reply #36 on: Oct 17, 2004, 11:09:50 PM »
what if she was Angelina Jolie's sister?

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« Reply #37 on: Oct 17, 2004, 11:19:46 PM »
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Paris is beautiful, but too skinny, and obviously fake, so, fuck that.

The video(s) suck.  I only saw one, and am now confused because I had no idea there were multiples.  I probally want to see the rest of them now, but, fuck.  Fucker.
@.x You think Paris is Beautiful!?

Now Danielle Gamba, that is a Piece of Ass.

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« Reply #38 on: Oct 18, 2004, 03:32:30 AM »
Link won't work.  Weird-ass fuckin damn pop-up or some shit.
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« Reply #39 on: Oct 18, 2004, 04:40:46 AM »
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what if she was Angelina Jolie's sister?
But she's not.  End of scenario.

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« Reply #40 on: Oct 18, 2004, 06:55:18 AM »
that's cheating! Answer the question!

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« Reply #41 on: Oct 18, 2004, 08:09:31 AM »
Yes, I think Paris is beautiful, she just needs some weight on her.

Also, I've been hearing rumors of a third video including at least one other woman.  Anyone know of this one?
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« Reply #42 on: Oct 18, 2004, 10:49:52 AM »
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Link won't work.  Weird-ass fuckin damn pop-up or some shit.
Then look up Danielle Gamba on google, ya mook.

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« Reply #43 on: Oct 18, 2004, 11:22:59 AM »
Hey now! That was uncalled for.

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« Reply #44 on: Oct 18, 2004, 01:34:21 PM »
:: cries ::
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« Reply #45 on: Oct 19, 2004, 11:42:09 PM »
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that's cheating! Answer the question!
She would still look and act the same, hence canceling any positive effect of being related to Angelina.

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« Reply #46 on: Oct 19, 2004, 11:50:39 PM »
Aside from the money?

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« Reply #47 on: Oct 20, 2004, 12:44:50 AM »
No amount of money can cure 'skank'.

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« Reply #48 on: Oct 20, 2004, 01:14:14 AM »
Phucking Heiress-Whore sure thinks the opposite.

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« Reply #49 on: Oct 20, 2004, 02:41:25 AM »
She can think it all she wants, it won't make it so.

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« Reply #50 on: Oct 20, 2004, 10:41:27 AM »
I dunno, hear about the NEW Phucking Heiress-Whore sex tape(s)?

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« Reply #51 on: Oct 20, 2004, 12:19:34 PM »
I think she kind of looked better before, but then, I'm not into excessive artifice. Subtle enhancement, yes - mannequin, no.
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« Reply #52 on: Oct 20, 2004, 02:10:43 PM »
Phucking Heiress-Whore is trash!
Just goes to show that no amount of money can ever buy class.

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« Reply #53 on: Oct 20, 2004, 09:02:09 PM »
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I dunno, hear about the NEW Phucking Heiress-Whore sex tape(s)?
I had
that slut had sex with my virginal nick carter, WTF

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« Reply #54 on: Oct 20, 2004, 09:18:58 PM »
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I dunno, hear about the NEW Phucking Heiress-Whore sex tape(s)?
I had
that slut had sex with my virginal nick carter, WTF
He was fucking some school teacher lady, who ended up fucking her students. Where were those hot blonde teachers when I was in sixth grade. I had a fat old jewish lady -.-

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« Reply #55 on: Oct 20, 2004, 10:30:15 PM »
You could've still fucked her.