Author Topic: Nuri, you live in Texas, right? (Read 7212 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Apr 30, 2006, 12:15:36 PM »

Have you ever been in Dallas? If so, how's the city?
I mightttt be getting a job at Oxy(and i dont even know what the fuck is that, an oil company?) anyways, i never thought about going to Dallas but seems like if I get in, I'll have to go there :huh:

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 12:56:09 PM »

You'll be working around zit-faced teens?

Texas Tea coming from that kid's face! BLACK GOLD IN BLACK HEADS! YEAH!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 01:28:38 PM »

I knew you were going to post in this thread.
why are you SO fucking annoying, huh? WHY

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 02:45:54 PM »

*sets up an Oil Derrick on someone's face*

WE FOUND A WHITEHEAD! YEEEEEEEEEEHA!

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 11:40:04 PM »

I've mainly just passed through. It's decent from what I hear of it. Doesn't Fiero live closer?

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #5 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:12:21 AM »

Oxy Clean?

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:14:23 AM »

I've been to Dallas. Nothing great, but nothing really bad either.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:21:31 AM »

Oxy aren't the peeps with those infomercials and that beardy guy?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:22:53 AM »

That is oxyclean. I think she means the Zit people. She'll probably be the girl who says "Para eschuchar en espanol, marque el siete."

Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2006, 11:34:48 AM »

I visited the assasination spot and sang kareoke at a gay bar in Dallas. It wasn't much of a gay bar though. Just the bartender, 2 regulars, and 20 of my straight friends.

In conclusion: Dallas seemed nice enough.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #10 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:02:29 PM »

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I visited the assasination spot and sang kareoke at a gay bar in Dallas. It wasn't much of a gay bar though. Just the bartender, 2 regulars, and 20 of my straight friends.

In conclusion: Dallas seemed nice enough.

I think there's like 4 gay people in all of texas. They force them all to NYC and San Fransisco.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2006, 06:20:36 PM »

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That is oxyclean. I think she means the Zit people. She'll probably be the girl who says "Para eschuchar en espanol, marque el siete."

I think you are confusing me with your future wife, bitch.

Oxy= petroleum company, bling bling

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2006, 06:44:22 PM »

How the hell is Oxy which is a zit pad company a petroleum company?

And Bling Bling for a little longer... Oil is a failing market which explains oil prices now. The demand is growing, and all the other spots not currently being pumped have so little in reserve, it wouldn't be worth it. Anwar couldn't sustain the US for a month, and it would take a couple of years to set it up. Setting it up, though, would bring in alot of bucks...

Enjoy the zit company. Remember, tell the kids to rub it in a circular motion!

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2006, 11:24:21 PM »

Are we still talking about zits?

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2006, 11:44:50 PM »

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How the hell is Oxy which is a zit pad company a petroleum company?

O_0;

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** May 01, 2006, 11:55:44 PM »

And there you go.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2006, 12:25:40 AM »

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How the hell is Oxy which is a zit pad company a petroleum company?

O_0;

Oxy is an oil company?

Wait... so there is an oil company named Oxy, and a company that produces pads that neutralize oil also called Oxy?

I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN THIS WORLD!

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2006, 12:59:02 AM »

Not any different then a company named Apple making computers and a company named Apple making records.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2006, 01:02:48 AM »

What about the child of a musician who will end up working for Apple?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2006, 01:04:18 AM »

Too bad Jack Osburne's dream is shattered when I cut his hands off in 2012...

Stay tuned...

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2006, 01:06:11 AM »

O_O;

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2006, 04:04:22 AM »

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Too bad Jack Osburne's dream is shattered when I cut his hands off in 2012...

Stay tuned...

I lol'd...hard.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2006, 08:41:27 AM »

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How the hell is Oxy which is a zit pad company a petroleum company?

And Bling Bling for a little longer... Oil is a failing market which explains oil prices now. The demand is growing, and all the other spots not currently being pumped have so little in reserve, it wouldn't be worth it. Anwar couldn't sustain the US for a month, and it would take a couple of years to set it up. Setting it up, though, would bring in alot of bucks...

Enjoy the zit company. Remember, tell the kids to rub it in a circular motion!

Did i ever asked for your moronic opinion?
NO, so fuck off.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #23 on:** May 02, 2006, 12:04:20 PM »

You fuck off!

Dagurasu · « **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2006, 12:51:34 PM »

Oxy is a brand name... it's made by another company.

But if you really want to blow Tom's mind, there's also:
another acne company in the UK, that's outside US trademarks
Oxy College
A painkiller derived from Heroin
A rabbit
A publishing company in Greece
A colon cleanser
And I'm sure you know about Oxy the oxygen cleaner?

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** May 02, 2006, 01:07:05 PM »

That's no rabbit that's a drugged out party whore.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #26 on:** May 02, 2006, 01:21:40 PM »

*chases the white rabbit*