Alcohol test!

[Bernie AKA]

Bottoms up!

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 134 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (113). 

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. 

You scored higher than 82% on proof
 
 You scored higher than 97% on beer index
 
 You scored higher than 93% on wine index
 
 You scored higher than 97% on liquor index

 

[Evil Monkey-Tom]

They were wrong, you need soco and gin in a screw up the wall with Galiano.

Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (83), and liquor (69). 
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. 

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
 
 You scored higher than 19% on proof
 
 You scored higher than 99% on beer index
 
 You scored higher than 93% on wine index
 
 You scored higher than 88% on liquor index

[Wickedly Yours E]

This is funny cause I haven't had a sip of alcohol in my life.


Rum
Congratulations! You're 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (66), and liquor (43).  
Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of your favorite colas or juices. You're willing to try something new, just so long as it doesn't give you a headache.  

You scored higher than 2% on proof
 
 You scored higher than 84% on beer index
 
 You scored higher than 90% on wine index
 
 You scored higher than 84% on liquor index

 

[Faye Valentine]

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 134 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (133), and liquor (69). 
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient

DAMN! and i thought i was gonna get a 0. I don't think I know that much about alcohol, I just drink it
 

[B E C K]

FTW.

Congratulations! You're 148 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (113).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
       
       You scored higher than 91% on proof
       
       You scored higher than 97% on beer index
       
       You scored higher than 87% on wine index
       
       You scored higher than 98% on liquor index

[Evil Monkey-Tom]

Wow. Nuri's the new drunken slut!

[Merla]

Rum
Congratulations! You're 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (20) , wine (33), and liquor (52).  
Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of your favorite colas or juices. You're willing to try something new, just so long as it doesn't give you a headache.  
 

[B E C K]

Wow. Nuri's the new drunken slut!

This whole board should already know the story of my one infamous half a beer so how the heck did that happen?  I hate the smell of alcoholic stuff.  It smells like my uncles.

[Fiero]

Wow. Nuri's the new drunken slut!

This whole board should already know the story of my one infamous half a beer so how the heck did that happen?  I hate the smell of alcoholic stuff.  It smells like my uncles.

I haven't heard that story, yet.

Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (66), and liquor (69).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

You scored higher than 42% on proof
   
You scored higher than 97% on beer index
   
You scored higher than 90% on wine index
   
You scored higher than 88% on liquor index

Geuss what, I geussed it all.  Though it does tend to take me awhile to get truly drunk.

[B E C K]

No?  Where I mixed beer, meds, and Hawaiian punch to knock myself out but peed in front of Merla and vomited all over my carpet in the process, neither of which I have any memory of?

[B E C K]

Geuss what, I geussed it all. Though it does tend to take me awhile to get truly drunk.

Guessing does appear to be rewarded with that quiz.

[Extra Zero]

No it does not...

[B E C K]

With me having the highest score, yes it does.

[Extra Zero]

HA!  I guess that's probably the point too.

[B E C K]

Faye's 300 proof easy.  It's all a big cheat.

[Extra Zero]

Did we expect anything less?

[B E C K]

But that's just it, we got considerably less!  The test is a big cheat!

[Faye Valentine]

Faye's 300 proof easy.  It's all a big cheat.

  I just can't believe i got a 100% in beer!

[The D]

Vodka
Congratulations! You're 93 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (50), and liquor (60).  
All right...you're getting into the harder stuff. A good martini, a Mai Tai or straight shots of hard liquor is what you're into.  

You scored higher than 2% on proof
  You scored higher than 85% on beer index
  You scored higher than 86% on wine index
  You scored higher than 87% on liquor index


It's luck, or that test is cheap. I know jack about liquor.