Author Topic: What about Russia? (Read 11546 times)

George Zimmer · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 03:57:30 PM »

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. THIS MORNING I FIRED UP THE ZIMMERMOBILE AND MADE A VISIT TO YOUR DECREPIT OLD GRANDMOTHER AT THE RETIREMENT HOME - I COULD SMELL HER EXCITEMENT AT MY ARRIVAL EMENATING FROM HER DEPENDS FROM HALFWAY DOWN THE HALL. I WIPED THE SHIT OFF THAT WRINKLY ASS WITH THE CHRISTMAS CARD YOU SENT HER BEFORE I IMPLANTED MY SEXUAL SQUID THREE FEET UP HER COLON. HER WHEELCHAIR COLLAPSED UNDER THE RELENTLESS POUNDING OF MY POWERFUL ANAL INTRUDER. SHE CLIMAXED WITH SUCH FEROCITY THAT MRS. PETERSON THREE DOORS DOWN WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AND OLD MAN JENKINS CAME OUT OF HIS COMA. SHE LAPPED UP THE REMNANTS OF MY BOYBUTTER OFF THE LINOLEUM AND USED IT TO TAKE A WEEK'S WORTH OF MEDS. I GUARANTEE IT.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 04:02:00 PM »

How quaint.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 04:05:22 PM »

Where's that yawning smilie when you need it?

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 06:12:37 PM »

There's too many caps. It hurts my eyes to read it. Seriously. I can't read it.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 06:21:17 PM »

I KNOW!!! GOD!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 06:27:19 PM »

Not so much because they're just caps, but a whole paragraph of them. For some reason the herd is giving me a headache.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 06:36:59 PM »

I know...

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 08:39:22 PM »

When did Crazy start posting here?

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 09:44:23 PM »

Crazy doesn't make novels like that.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 25, 2005, 11:55:02 PM »

But he posts annoyingly in caps like that.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 26, 2005, 01:45:29 AM »

Someone else did that too... Crazy Jaco was never vulgar.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 26, 2005, 12:51:05 PM »

He was to me, but then I mad him mad.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 27, 2005, 03:33:55 AM »

Yes, we all understand you have that effect on people.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #43 on:** Feb 27, 2005, 10:37:39 AM »

But...

my grandma's not in a nursing home.

Fiero · « **Reply #44 on:** Feb 27, 2005, 03:03:42 PM »

Quote

I GUARANTEE IT.

That part made me laugh. The rest was just pointless bullshittery.

Author Topic: What about Russia? (Read 11546 times)

George Zimmer