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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I choke slammed my friend
« on: Mar 26, 2006, 08:17:08 PM »
You rang?
*works it*
*works it*
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Hey, uh, guess what?
« on: Oct 31, 2005, 11:58:19 PM »
That'd be a GREAT pr0n.
Starring Labia Bush, Cunnilingus Rice, Hairymuff Meyers, and Dick Cheney.
I didn't need to change his name.
Starring Labia Bush, Cunnilingus Rice, Hairymuff Meyers, and Dick Cheney.
I didn't need to change his name.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I just escaped from prison
« on: Oct 31, 2005, 11:56:13 PM »Quote
like HELLYeah, the US has nothing on Nigeria's foriegn aid. OH! And Cuba too. Cuba funds mad countries.
im sorry to tell you this but the US is waayy low in the list of countries that give money to other countries.so you should shut the fuck up and stop acting like you are Mother Theresa
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Dumbass.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Evangelists
« on: Oct 31, 2005, 11:55:16 PM »
Huttese is Inca.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy Halloween
« on: Oct 31, 2005, 11:53:09 PM »
Me and Kary are taking pics on Thursday, since the halloween party @ the school was bumped to then.
Kick ass Spidey and Silent Bob.
Kick ass Spidey and Silent Bob.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Cat 5 Hurricane Wilma
« on: Oct 23, 2005, 09:53:26 PM »
Whooo, it's coming right to me.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Cat 5 Hurricane Wilma
« on: Oct 23, 2005, 06:13:00 PM »
Except your bedroom. It's always open to visitors. Flash Photography is always allowed.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Cat 5 Hurricane Wilma
« on: Oct 23, 2005, 04:38:12 PM »
So I am welcome in Texas? Eh, I still wouldn't go. I don't like the heat.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Hey, where's the Lost thread?
« on: Oct 22, 2005, 08:45:35 PM »
I'm sure he did that alot. When I have insomnia, I jack off constantly.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Cat 5 Hurricane Wilma
« on: Oct 22, 2005, 08:44:43 PM »
And they don't like darkskinned foriegners who speak gibberish.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Nazi country singers
« on: Oct 22, 2005, 08:44:05 PM »
Fuck, if I was black, I'd rape em.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / FINNNAAALLLYYY!!
« on: Oct 22, 2005, 08:40:15 PM »Quote
I'm just a troll.Constantly naked with pink hair everywhere?
Somehow I see that...
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Eddie's in Faye Land this weekend!
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 11:28:49 PM »
They did?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The Boondocks
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 11:27:16 PM »
I still haven't seen it. I fucking suck.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I Hate the Lost Thread
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 11:26:41 PM »
Sam is pink... on the inside.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / FINNNAAALLLYYY!!
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 11:25:24 PM »
Unlike Faye, I'm not bitter enough to want her banned. I say let her post. Sometimes she does post good things. If you keep me around, you have to keep her around.
It is destiny! *starry anime-eyes*
It is destiny! *starry anime-eyes*
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Nike ID
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 11:16:56 PM »Quote
.................no. No, I won't say it.Should I?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Eddie's in Faye Land this weekend!
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 05:21:53 PM »
The next Stallone movie should be made in Bollywood. Sunny Leone has proven to me Indian chicks are hot.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / You must watch Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 05:21:03 PM »
I take some roasted garlic, a can of garbanzos, and some lemon juice, and whip up my own. It goes great with chicken spread ^^
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I Hate the Lost Thread
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 05:20:03 PM »Quote
I like those little pumpkin candies. Even when I'm tired of eating them, they're still cute.We just went, and they still don't have any -.-
Mmmmm....almost pumpkin pancake time at IHOP!
Buttermilk ones are good, though.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / FINNNAAALLLYYY!!
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 05:18:43 PM »
What good music comes from Peru, you Alpaca-head?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Perp Walk Tom!
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 05:15:22 PM »
Sweet.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Nike ID
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 05:15:02 PM »
Nike fucks South East asia's tender asshole. Fuck a Nike.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / FINNNAAALLLYYY!!
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 01:50:34 PM »Quote
Actually, people like pedophiles more than dirty foriegners. It's why R Kelley and Michael Jackson outsell shitty ass South American music.QuoteNo, you're just a dirty third worlder.i prefer to be someone born in a third world country than a dirty ass pedophilic
That is how you insult Faye.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Always getting shit from people
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 01:47:19 PM »
See, quit right as you begin.
"Adios fags, have fun."
"Adios fags, have fun."
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Cat 5 Hurricane Wilma
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 01:46:18 PM »Quote
I don't think BUSH is responsible for Mother Nature tossing hurricanes around.Like you know Mother Nature's political affiliation.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / FINNNAAALLLYYY!!
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 12:36:23 AM »
Yeah, you could have exclaimed that her orgasms would have released a new plague upon humanity, releasing the diseased juice only capable of being generated from having orgies with the Philly 76ers.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Always getting shit from people
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 12:32:34 AM »Quote
At my new "Volunteer" job, I'm surrounded by assholes and immature, egotistical men. It's a labor type job, construction and landscaping and cleaning for the good of humanity. But the people who work it are either redneck trailer trash or Fraternity asses.Quit. Don't be a fucking punk. If you're not their bitch, you're not their bitch. Don't let them push you around. Otherwise you're the loser they figure you are.
Today, I had to deal with this guy from a local university who was a total dick. He was muscular and Jocky and one of those perfect university students that get their parents to pay their way through college and buy them a car while they get drunk and screw sorority girls.
Half the day he had me doing the hardest work and carrying around the heaviest shit while he smoked a cigerette. I should have told him to fuck off and did nothing.
I have this feeling this is going to be the situation every day I do this. There'll be some hard or undesirable job, and everyone in the group will look to me to do it. And if I refuse, I'll be overruled by the group. Not only that, but the boss is buddies with the other guys, so he's on their side too. So now I'm going to be everyone's bitch for a bunch of lazy fucks. :angry:
I have now figured out what my purpose in life is.
I have to kill humanity. Humans suck. Genocide is the only answer. Everyone must die, leave no survivors.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Cat 5 Hurricane Wilma
« on: Oct 21, 2005, 12:30:46 AM »
Four more years. -.-
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy Birthday, Squerla!
« on: Oct 20, 2005, 03:19:38 PM »Quote
TOM!!! GET YOUR DAMN HERPES OUT OF MY BIRTHDAY THREAD!!! :angry:FINE! THEN I WILL TAKE MY HERPES AND GO ELSE ELSE WHERE! LIKE YOUR DISHES!
Bernie!! Thanks, I almost forgot how much I like diet big red. Lately I have been addicted to diet coke w/ splenda.
Oh and I would have rather of had Shipley jumping out my birthday cake! Someone remember that for next year.
Everyone thanks for the b-day wishes. B)
Buwhahahaha.