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Insurance denials sometimes can happen because something important was omitted, and by the time they figure it out through hours of phone calls it's fixed.
I've seen more penis in pictures than Faye when she goes to 'work'. Seriously though, you can tell who's making nudie pics. They always ask alot of questions. What's worse IMO has to be fat, naked, old chicks. Apparently people from Wisconson don't like fags, yet photographing the unnatural folds in thier inner thighs is fair game.
Then there's women who get Flomax perscriptions. Flomax is for the prostate.
"What do you mean my script isn't ready? Just because I have a near impossible name to spell (Cieziewitz or something, and many others) and I've never been to a CVS in my life, why can't my script be filled now?! I GET ON THE PLANE TOMORROW!"
"I need my viagra, just one pill. I'm willing to pay cash without using my insurance."
"I need 'anti-inflamitories', 'anti-itch gels', and a large dose of Valtrex."
"I have a perscription for Xanax, Paxil, Prozac, Lunesta, and Vicodin." "How are you today?" "WONDERFUL!" (Note - those are the most abused medications in Florida, and some people just get those and their generics)
"Hi, I have a perscription from California (or some foriegn country) for Medicinal marijuanna, can I fill it here?"
"What do you mean my perscription isn't ready? My doctor told me you'd be able to fill it within 5 minutes?!"
"That is it, I am through with you, I am; Going to Walgreens, getting drugs from Canada, ordering my drugs in the mail."
"Yeah... my bottle of Alprazolam (Xanax) fell down the sink. I need another refill even though I picked up one on Friday."
"Can I drink with this? I mean more than beer."
"Are you sure this is the price? I never heard of pills costing this much!"
"Hi, I just came here from (midwest) and I need the following heart and cholestrol pills now, because I forgot my pills at home, otherwise I could suffer a heart attack." (Then at checkout, guess who's buying 4 bags of 2 for 1 lays potato chips?)
"Excuse me, when can I pick these pills up that I don't need and I see 14 other people in line? Can I wait for them?" (Proceeds to stand there and wait, staring at us through the safety glass)
(drive thru today) "Hi! I need these pills, when will they be ready? Oh, in 20 minutes? Ok, me and my husband are going out to dinner, we'll pick them up when we're done eating dinner." 5 minuttes later "What do you mean my pills aren't ready? I wanted them done before I went to dinner!"
And the photolab (which I only work in because no one else in the goddamned pharmacy can use a computer without constantly breaking it.
"Hi, I opened my camera when film was in it, but I am hoping there's a way for you to recover the pictures from my 35mm film. ...what? You can't? But you have a computer right there!"
"Can you expand the picture to over there?" *points off the picture on the counter* "...you mean?" "Well to left of me there was -something interesting- and I didn't take a picture and I was wondering if you could get this."
"I have a digital camera and it's not working." "Did you chell the batteries?" Batteries? No, this is a digital camera and it plugs into the computer, like a mouse."
"Is there any way that you can get pictures from this camera? I thought it was waterproof, but when I pulled it out from the pool the camera was making wierd noises."
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