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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2010, 04:48:25 PM

Title: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2010, 04:48:25 PM
Nope.  Doesn't do it for me.  And here I thought they couldn't find someone to turn me off more than Tobey Maguire did.   :-\

Andrew Garfield to play Spider-Man (http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/103264-its-official-andrew-garfield-to-play-spider-man)

1000 pellets to whoever uploads a pic of Jon Arbuckle yelling GARFIELD!!!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 02, 2010, 05:11:04 PM
i guess if for the reboot they do the whole teen Ultimate universe thing it sort of makes sense.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2010, 06:59:45 PM
But dude's gonna turn 27 next month!  We already got Luke Perry out of highschool.  This guy is just all wrong.  They got rid of Tobey Maguire... just to go eight years younger?  Why not keep Tobey on for another film or two or just recast with someone closer to being an actual teen.  Not to mention the guy's not hot and his head appears to be 50% hair.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 02, 2010, 08:39:15 PM
HE'S AS OLD AS ME?!

Fuck this, I'm going to Hollywood to be a Jonas brother. Unlike IDE, I'll be successful.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2010, 11:15:51 PM
HE'S AS OLD AS ME?!

Yes, congratulations.  You are Spider-Man.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 03, 2010, 01:44:52 AM
You can do whatever a Spider can.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 03, 2010, 12:32:50 PM
Make a web in a place where a fly will never appear?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 03, 2010, 01:57:11 PM


1000 pellets to whoever uploads a pic of Jon Arbuckle yelling GARFIELD!!!
Close enough. Pellets nao plx
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 03, 2010, 04:08:00 PM
No, it's not.  He's not even yelling in that picture.  :fingershake:
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 03, 2010, 04:43:35 PM
He is barely even exclaiming.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 04, 2010, 12:56:40 AM
I have a shelf of Garfield books, and yet I am too lazy to go scan a picture that will net me 1000 pellets. That's how lazy I am.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2010, 05:35:50 PM
When you say Garfield books, do you mean those rectangular ones full of strips?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 05, 2010, 01:10:04 AM
Yes. Ones with such inspired titles as "Garfield Chews the Fat." or "Garfield Makes it Big." You see...cause he is fat.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 05, 2010, 05:39:56 AM
:lmao:

I used to read those like crazy when I was a kid but I don't believe I ever owned one.  I always checked them out from the library.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 05, 2010, 11:41:51 PM
Yeah these are all from about the 5-6 grade. I just bought mine.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 06, 2010, 12:05:19 AM
This is just the first one I found. Kinda fitting given this movie is going to be shit.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2010, 12:18:20 AM
Wh... WHAT is he holding?  A Chinese finger trap?  A left over push-up cardboard?  A cylindrical bell?  A... sex toy for little Arbuckle?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 06, 2010, 01:56:49 AM
A used toilet roll.

The Strip was Garfield coming out of the bathroom dressed as mummy and scared Odie. Jon then goes into the bathroom and finds he's used all the paper to make his costume.

And I have killed the Kurgan and claimed the Prize!!!!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 06, 2010, 09:32:15 AM
fuck you Rama!!

Nuri he was screaming in my pic! pelletz plzzzz or I'll have to contact my attorney.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 06, 2010, 12:37:09 PM
But it does not even show what he was screaming. It could have been, "COME HERE WHORE," for all we know.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2010, 09:38:24 PM
A used toilet roll.

The Strip was Garfield coming out of the bathroom dressed as mummy and scared Odie. Jon then goes into the bathroom and finds he's used all the paper to make his costume.

Holy shit, that's actually funny.  Is it an old one?

But it does not even show what he was screaming. It could have been, "COME HERE WHORE," for all we know.

:lol:
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2010, 09:39:28 PM
fuck you Rama!!

Nuri he was screaming in my pic! pelletz plzzzz or I'll have to contact my attorney.

Meh, having worked in collections makes those words meaningless to me.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 07, 2010, 12:19:18 AM
A used toilet roll.

The Strip was Garfield coming out of the bathroom dressed as mummy and scared Odie. Jon then goes into the bathroom and finds he's used all the paper to make his costume.

Holy shit, that's actually funny.  Is it an old one?



I think it was copyrighted 1988.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 07, 2010, 01:53:21 AM
Sounds about right.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 07, 2010, 02:02:24 AM
It was from "Chews The Fat." which proclaims to be his 17th book. No idea what number they are on now.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 07, 2010, 02:07:30 AM
Apparently, "Garfield Shovels It In: His 51st Book" is coming soon.  Amazingly, if Wikipedia is to be believed, they've kept up the fat puns the entire time (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield_merchandise#Compilations).
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 07, 2010, 02:10:54 AM
Wow...that makes me feel old. Cause I have some that are like "His 6th book." around here someplace.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 07, 2010, 02:14:05 AM
Well, if it makes you feel any better, it looks like the first book was released in 1980.  So you and the books are practically the same age.  And you're definetely younger than the strip.  So cheer up, it ain't the Bible.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 07, 2010, 02:16:08 AM
Your kind words are some how diluted by the fact that I know we are almost the same age. By making me feel better about my age, you are also making you feel better about your age. But I'll take the kindness when I can get it.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 07, 2010, 10:03:50 AM
fuck you Rama!!

Nuri he was screaming in my pic! pelletz plzzzz or I'll have to contact my attorney.

Meh, having worked in collections makes those words meaningless to me.

True :-( Did oyu ever hear anyone saying that they were going to take them to jail? I love whn I hear stories about that cause thats so illegal (and not true)

Also Nuri, was the company you were working for able to get the phone logs from the debtors? (and by this call them and their friends). I'm still trying to find out how that company (that called me asking for my roommate's brother) found out my phone number
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 07, 2010, 07:03:47 PM
Your kind words are some how diluted by the fact that I know we are almost the same age. By making me feel better about my age, you are also making you feel better about your age. But I'll take the kindness when I can get it.

Well, I didn't really feel bad about it until you said something just now.  Haha.  I still feel and seemingly act relatively young.  I never get any flack about being old until the actual numbers come up.  Like when I mentioned watching the Simpson Christmas Special as a nine-year old kid and my then co-workers were all "shit, i wasn't even BORN yet".  Either I'm always surrounded by the most age sensitive people in the world or they genuinely do not detect I'm nearly 30 and I really don't think it's the former.  So that there tends to make me feel better w/o trying to make you feel better.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 07, 2010, 07:29:30 PM
True :-( Did oyu ever hear anyone saying that they were going to take them to jail? I love whn I hear stories about that cause thats so illegal (and not true)

I had some debtor's mom freaking out because someone at my job told her there was a warrant out for the arrest of her son when one didn't exist.  Other than that, not really.  I would usually confirm what I could on my screen (which was a rare occurance to actually have concrete warrant info) and tell them to double chell with whoever our client was.  A law firm after money is not the best source for warrant/jail info anyway, but a lot of them had a hard time understanding that.

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Also Nuri, was the company you were working for able to get the phone logs from the debtors? (and by this call them and their friends). I'm still trying to find out how that company (that called me asking for my roommate's brother) found out my phone number

Are you sure your roommate's brother never made a phone call from there?  Or if your roommate made a call from there posing as the brother or on the brother's behalf?  We'd get a lot of people calling from friends/neighbors/relatives phones and half the time it was some nosy relative or someone posing as the debtor.

Where I worked the number was logged.  We would ask point blank what the number belonged to and if they said it was their home, cell, or whatever, it's saved as that number.

Firstly, a lot of people lied about the origin of the number.  It was not our job to double-chell if that was true. 
Second, even if they told the truth, the other info would sometimes turn out useless and we'd be stuck calling "friend's house" or whatever to find the debtor.  Also, we'd ask for contact information so maybe the brother gave the number out as a contact number. 

If the brother never lived there, what I listed above would be ways a firm like ours would get the number.  Assuming he never got mail at your address, which if he ever did provides a third way since there was different department that'd look up addresses and try to find corresponding phone numbers.  Also assuming your roommate and the brother didn't have similar names or other information that would lead someone investigating the number to believe that number belonged to the brother.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 08, 2010, 12:57:47 AM
Well, I didn't really feel bad about it until you said something just now.  Haha.  I still feel and seemingly act relatively young.  I never get any flack about being old until the actual numbers come up.  Like when I mentioned watching the Simpson Christmas Special as a nine-year old kid and my then co-workers were all "shit, i wasn't even BORN yet".  Either I'm always surrounded by the most age sensitive people in the world or they genuinely do not detect I'm nearly 30 and I really don't think it's the former.  So that there tends to make me feel better w/o trying to make you feel better.

I tend to feel the same now as I felt at 20, unless someone mentions it to me. I guess 30 IS the new 20 right? Right? Someone agree with me.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 08, 2010, 04:27:16 AM
About to turn 26, so I am agreeing. I would mich rather be 16.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: blanktoe on Jul 08, 2010, 05:26:01 AM
 :'( i wish..
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2010, 08:24:46 AM
 

If the brother never lived there, what I listed above would be ways a firm like ours would get the number.  Assuming he never got mail at your address, which if he ever did provides a third way since there was different department that'd look up addresses and try to find corresponding phone numbers.  Also assuming your roommate and the brother didn't have similar names or other information that would lead someone investigating the number to believe that number belonged to the brother.
OMG YES!! we would get his collection letters delivered to us, and my cellphone's address was the apt so that could have happened! I thought that maybe the collection agency o law firm got his call records from the cellphone company or something, cause they can do that right>?

Aslo, I was under the impression that the only way you couldnt get an arrest warrant for owing a debt, thats why it made it illegal to tell people they were going to jail
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 08, 2010, 02:32:53 PM
You can get a warrant if the debt is to the government, but I do not remember if it is only IRS or any government debt. You can not get a warrant for credit card debt, bank loans, etc. IIRC, natch.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2010, 04:25:27 PM
Also if you owe child support. Actually , now that I think of it, you CAN get a bench warrant if they sue you in court for not paying your student/credit card loan and you dont go to court. Then yeah.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 08, 2010, 05:59:41 PM
But that is a warrant for missing court, not for refusing to pay your loan.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2010, 09:26:33 PM
About to turn 26, so I am agreeing. I would mich rather be 16.

I would NOT want to be that young a teenager again... or more specifically subjected to high school again.  Especially not in this day and age.  Maybe 18 again, starting college and not wasting so much time like I did.  I think that'd be kinda sweet.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2010, 09:35:06 PM
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OMG YES!! we would get his collection letters delivered to us, and my cellphone's address was the apt so that could have happened! I thought that maybe the collection agency o law firm got his call records from the cellphone company or something, cause they can do that right>?

Sometimes it's as simple as popping the address into a website somewhere and just getting the number for free.  But if the cell number was the apt# and he got letters, they got the number by looking up the address and finding that number.

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Aslo, I was under the impression that the only way you couldnt get an arrest warrant for owing a debt, thats why it made it illegal to tell people they were going to jail

In general practice we were not permitted in anyway to threaten them with jail, only--in specific cases--to politely inform them that there is a warrant and their city/county is free to act upon it and arrest them should their debt go unpaid.  The firm I worked for did government debts so if the client wanted to issue a warrant, it was very much legal and permitted.  Missing court a.k.a. FTA-Failure to Appear was a common way ppl got warrants.  Sometimes ppl had paid late and it triggered a failure to appear anyway, which caused problems as you could imagine.  In some places, running the red light camera and not paying it in time created an automatic warrant.  I think Kansas City, Kansas was one of them.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 10, 2010, 07:46:51 AM
I would NOT want to be that young a teenager again... or more specifically subjected to high school again.  Especially not in this day and age.  Maybe 18 again, starting college and not wasting so much time like I did.  I think that'd be kinda sweet.

Yeah, but I would need to go back to tenth to not drop out.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Sam on Jul 10, 2010, 11:30:38 AM
I've realized recently that I'm approaching my 31st birthday.  I'm sadly getting to the age where I should probably go to the doctor for a chell-up even if I'm feeling fine.  My invincible 20's are over.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 10, 2010, 11:35:01 AM
Except even 20 year olds die of cancer.

Baww, you're dying. We all are. Why worry?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 10, 2010, 02:38:00 PM

In general practice we were not permitted in anyway to threaten them with jail, only--in specific cases--to politely inform them that there is a warrant and their city/county is free to act upon it and arrest them should their debt go unpaid. 
But there's no jail for debtors anymore, what do you mean by a warrant then?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 10, 2010, 08:59:32 PM
Yeah, but I would need to go back to tenth to not drop out.

Ah-ha, I see.  That's fair.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 10, 2010, 09:13:05 PM
But there's no jail for debtors anymore, what do you mean by a warrant then?

Warrant for arrest.  I don't know how long they can hold you but they can still arrest you.  In the call center I worked out, everyone hated making TX calls because the people would always want to sit out their debts in the pokey whereas everybody loved FL because DLs would get suspended like nobody's business and people were always trying to get them reinstated.

Perhaps some articles of interest:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/06/opinion/06mon4.html?_r=1
http://www.tampabay.com/opinion/editorials/article991963.ece

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In the United States, it is unconstitutional to incarcerate someone solely for failing to pay a debt. Florida officials get around this by claiming the defendants are going to jail not for their debts but for violating a court order. That is what you would call a self-serving technicality.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 11, 2010, 10:24:30 PM
Except even 20 year olds die of cancer.

Baww, you're dying. We all are. Why worry?

But as you grow older the chances of death increase.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 12, 2010, 05:27:42 AM

But as you grow older the chances of death increase.
I would say moving to Africa is worse for you.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 12, 2010, 04:21:03 PM
That is not the point.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 12, 2010, 07:11:05 PM
Yeah it is. America rules.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2010, 08:54:50 AM
But there's no jail for debtors anymore, what do you mean by a warrant then?

Warrant for arrest.  I don't know how long they can hold you but they can still arrest you.  In the call center I worked out, everyone hated making TX calls because the people would always want to sit out their debts in the pokey whereas everybody loved FL because DLs would get suspended like nobody's business and people were always trying to get them reinstated.

Perhaps some articles of interest:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/06/opinion/06mon4.html?_r=1
http://www.tampabay.com/opinion/editorials/article991963.ece

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In the United States, it is unconstitutional to incarcerate someone solely for failing to pay a debt. Florida officials get around this by claiming the defendants are going to jail not for their debts but for violating a court order. That is what you would call a self-serving technicality.
But court costs is not the same as the debts collected by collection agencies. Those articles seem to talk about court debt, not another kind of debt! I also noticed how most people being send to prison are poor and they don't know about their rights. So unfair!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 13, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
We did collect for unpaid court costs.  It wouldn't flat out say "court costs" but sometimes the amounts that made the total of, say, $180, would be itemized and it would say "court fee 40.40" or something like that.  Like I said the company I worked for was not a collection agency but a law firm that would try to collect on past due amounts so I don't know if collection agencies do their job any differently.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 14, 2010, 11:27:49 AM
OOOOOOOOO ok at the beginning I thought you were referring to other kind of debts like CC or student loans, etc.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 14, 2010, 10:57:21 PM
Nah, I don't know anything about the collection of those.  Besides the fact that I owe some of each.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 16, 2010, 05:11:44 PM
I just found out I owe 80bucks for some stupid vaccine I was told was for free! fuuuuck. got a call from the collection agency hahaa i jynxed myself
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Merla on Jul 17, 2010, 05:29:24 PM
I'm sorry but that dude is just gross (for Spiderman that is).   Hollywood has pretty much killed my Spiderman fantasies.  Well at least there is still The Flash that is until Hollywood messes him up too.   
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 17, 2010, 06:20:14 PM
Green Lantern is looking....ehhhh...interesting.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 18, 2010, 12:41:16 AM
Those lines on his suit kinda freak me out.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 18, 2010, 12:44:13 AM
I will force myself to enjoy Green Lantern.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 18, 2010, 01:13:44 AM
You will also force yourself to buy popcorn and soda for 12 dollars!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 18, 2010, 02:31:45 AM
I do not eat popcorn most places because of the vegan choice. I probably should not buy coke either because of the whole evil corporation thing, but I am typing this on an iPhone ... So ....
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 18, 2010, 02:34:54 AM
Does Coke adhere to vegan standards?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 18, 2010, 10:53:23 AM
I think Kosher Coke does.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 18, 2010, 01:16:15 PM
It is quite unclear. Most hardline vegans will tell you not to drink from corporations period, because of the evil things a corporation does.

Edit: My iPhone somehow corrected hardline to barroom. WTF?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 18, 2010, 03:01:25 PM
Make money?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 18, 2010, 08:03:25 PM
I do not eat popcorn most places because of the vegan choice.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 19, 2010, 12:10:55 AM
Vegans are wierd. Plants feel pain. Scientifically proven.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 19, 2010, 02:20:48 AM
It is quite unclear. Most hardline vegans will tell you not to drink from corporations period, because of the evil things a corporation does.

Edit: My iPhone somehow corrected hardline to barroom. WTF?

Barroom vegans?  Lol.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 19, 2010, 02:57:17 AM
It is harder for me to feel bad about eating plants. I would actually prefer my sustenance be derived from the sun directly, but eating food is pretty fun. It is also harder for me to believe plants have a conscious awareness.

I have actually wondered about that. How do plants decide what to evolve without a conscious?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: The D on Jul 21, 2010, 06:35:42 PM
Those lines on his suit kinda freak me out.
For some reason that kinda reminds me of will ferrell.

Also, vegans suck. :/
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 21, 2010, 10:59:14 PM
I love meat, though for dinner I had only rice and black beans.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 22, 2010, 05:28:48 AM
For some reason that kinda reminds me of will ferrell.

Aw, shit.  CAN'T.  UNSEE.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 22, 2010, 05:12:22 PM

Also, vegans suck. :/
We finally agree on something.

I'm sorry Fiero but you cant deny meat is delicious. Especially when its all bloody . hmmm steak tartare.....
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 22, 2010, 05:18:32 PM
It is not about it being tasty, it is about not wanting to eat animals. I know it is tasty. I still sort of remember.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 22, 2010, 07:37:27 PM

Also, vegans suck. :/
We finally agree on something.

I'm sorry Fiero but you cant deny meat is delicious. Especially when its all bloody . hmmm steak tartare.....

Nothing beats a medium rare filet minion, except maybe a nice three-meat italian meatball made with fresh ground beef, veal, and pork.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 22, 2010, 07:49:59 PM
Like I said, it is not about the taste.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 22, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
I don't see why you people care.  I think it's very admirable that he can resist so many delicious animal products for the sake of teh animals.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 22, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Ah, somebody likes me.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 23, 2010, 07:45:57 AM
Like I said, it is not about the taste.
They would eat you, ya know.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 23, 2010, 12:02:49 PM
Sometimes they do.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 23, 2010, 03:47:22 PM
Has not happened yet.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 23, 2010, 04:37:16 PM
How many real animals do you ever see in your life. Go camping in the real wilderness.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 23, 2010, 04:45:47 PM
I used to go camping every year. My dad was the scoutmaster. We got chased by feral pigs once.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 23, 2010, 08:27:44 PM
Eat some pork! Fuck them, they are on the bottom now.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 23, 2010, 08:51:56 PM
That is not how I do things.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2010, 11:21:12 PM
Yeah, he could only do that if they ate his dad.  Then he'd have been permited to eat their dad in return.  It's tribal feral pig law.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Max Con on Jul 24, 2010, 04:48:37 AM
I could leave beef behind forever except for the wonderous sensation that is hamburger.


Viva La Pork.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 24, 2010, 07:25:26 AM
Viva La Pork.

Is that not an oxymoron?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 24, 2010, 11:00:41 AM
I could leave beef behind forever except for the wonderous sensation that is hamburger.


Viva La Pork.
Go search out an aged, well-bred piece of beef and tell me it's not the best thing ever. Kobe/Wagyu beef counts for this, too.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Max Con on Jul 24, 2010, 02:24:27 PM
Steak could not be any more boring.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 24, 2010, 06:37:34 PM
I used to go camping every year. My dad was the scoutmaster. We got chased by feral pigs once.
You could have collected their pelts and become a Master Hunter
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 25, 2010, 11:26:53 AM
This is not the old west.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 26, 2010, 12:24:28 AM
But...but you live in Texas. It's always the old west there right?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 26, 2010, 01:15:38 AM
In Forth Worth, yes. Dallas, not so much.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 26, 2010, 02:20:43 AM
Don't go crushing my preconceived notions of your state. I mean I'd stop drinking out of this jug with XXX on it and start wearing shoes, but I can't...because that's what people expect.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 26, 2010, 04:02:02 AM
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Don't go crushing my preconceived notions of your state.

You're stuck searching the smaller towns for most of that.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 26, 2010, 10:42:00 AM
Indeed. However Ft Worth is like a small town that got too big.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Jul 26, 2010, 12:43:36 PM
Put cowboy boots/hats on right now!!!!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 26, 2010, 01:47:56 PM
I was looking around for some vegan cowboy stuff for my group's annual meeting. Fuck that though, that shit is expensive and I do not want to look like a fucking cowboy anyway.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 26, 2010, 07:58:04 PM
In Forth Worth, yes. Dallas, not so much.
You live in Texas. It's the old west. Period.
Don't try to deny it, John would be upset.

Btw am I the only one that teared up a little at the end of Red dead redemption?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 26, 2010, 08:46:05 PM
I did, for sure. Fucking bullshit ending.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Max Con on Jul 26, 2010, 11:05:08 PM
Protag's dying at the very end is a real trend lately in gaming and I'm getting sick of it.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 27, 2010, 10:01:27 AM
So sick you could die.


G A M E   O V E R.
Thanks for playing, y'all!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 27, 2010, 03:05:27 PM
........
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 27, 2010, 03:46:45 PM
I did, for sure. Fucking bullshit ending.
Son was hot though
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Jul 27, 2010, 03:56:52 PM
I expected the son to be able to sleep with whores. I was a little pissed off the first time I went up to one as the son and he said something like, "You're too old for me to be paying for it," or something else equally ridiculous. I liked it for John though. Also, I have not gone to the despicable side, can you sleep with them then?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 28, 2010, 11:28:49 PM
No idea, went to the hero side. Haha I think EVERYBODY was expecting him to be able to get some or at least a bj
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: blanktoe on Jul 29, 2010, 05:32:31 AM
hi.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 07, 2010, 07:53:16 AM
sup
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Aug 07, 2010, 10:38:35 AM
Alo
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 07, 2010, 02:43:36 PM
YO!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Aug 07, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: The D on Sep 08, 2010, 12:39:55 PM
I read in some newspapers that some vegans are so insane about eating nothing from animals that they carry their own cooking items when they go on vacation to give to restaurants to cook their food, because they refuse to eat any vegan food that was cooked in the same pot/pan as animal products. Now that's fucking insane.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2010, 01:46:55 PM
I read in some newspapers that some vegans are so insane about eating nothing from animals that they carry their own cooking items when they go on vacation to give to restaurants to cook their food, because they refuse to eat any vegan food that was cooked in the same pot/pan as animal products. Now that's fucking insane.

One of my room mates occasionally does this with pizza joints, they usually have no problem with it. What you state above is a bit overboard. Just eat a fucking salad.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 09, 2010, 08:15:37 PM
Lol "no problem with it". I bet they spit in his food.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Sep 09, 2010, 09:23:45 PM
I order bacon on my vegieburgers.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 10, 2010, 01:29:51 PM
Lol "no problem with it". I bet they spit in his food.

He really only does it one place, and they are nice people.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 11, 2010, 09:18:14 PM
Guilt after pissing on his veggie pepperoni.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 12, 2010, 03:02:47 PM
Where did all of the monsters from Power Rangers go after the show got cancelled you ask? They are now starring in Spider-Man The Musical!!

http://io9.com/5635015/with-great-production-values-come-u2s-most-hideous-songwriting-first-song-from-spider+man-musical
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 13, 2010, 10:05:12 PM
I like emo-Spidey.  Don't hit me.  Ha ha, Swiss Miss.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 14, 2010, 02:05:26 PM
I'm not gonna hit you but one day Alice...I think I would actually like Spidey the musical if it was something that was made in japan.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 15, 2010, 07:31:15 PM
B-but... U2.  U2!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Sep 16, 2010, 06:16:28 AM
I never liked U2.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 16, 2010, 01:12:20 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 16, 2010, 05:59:46 PM
why would they pick them to do the spidey musical. that's just an odd choice.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 16, 2010, 06:54:12 PM
I liked the old U2. The new shit sucks balls.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2010, 07:05:28 AM
why would they pick them to do the spidey musical. that's just an odd choice.

You mean not everyone is reminded of Bono when they see gooey webbing and red tights?
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2010, 05:03:34 AM
I liked the old U2. The new shit sucks balls.
You;re officially gay for liking U2
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Derrick on Sep 21, 2010, 06:35:40 AM
I just watched an episode of Curb your enthusiasm last night featuring Larry's shame of being dragged to a U2 concert.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
Faye, you suck.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 22, 2010, 04:39:39 AM
I liked the old U2. The new shit sucks balls.
You;re officially gay for liking U2

Like.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2010, 09:29:17 AM
I ask you, what's wrong with U2 fans?  Especially fans of old U2.  If there's anything wrong out there, it's that there's a bunch of Nickelback fans still roaming free.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 22, 2010, 08:06:54 PM
They're gay. but not liberace-kinda gay, they are gay-kinda gay-gay.

Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 22, 2010, 10:31:47 PM
I really only like one album. Fuck the rest, in a non-gay way.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2010, 02:35:15 AM
Which one?  Say "The Joshua Tree", you neglect "Rattle or Hum".  And I liked "Pop".  Not everything was a winner on it, but I liked what was.  And "Vertigo" off of the Atomic Bomb one.  That cheap-ass song is fantastic.  "Hello? Hello? Hola!  I'm at a place called Vertigo."  Now that's something you can sell a soda to!  But why can'ts Bono count?  Damn the Irish school system!
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Rama on Sep 23, 2010, 02:47:16 AM
Was Discothèque on Pop? I liked that song.

Edit: It was.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2010, 06:39:37 AM
Yes, it was and I liked that one, too.  Also like Mofo and Last Night on Earth.
Title: Re: Spider-Barf.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 23, 2010, 11:25:25 AM
I was thinking just The Joshua Tree in my head, but it seems I somehow combined everything in the 80s into one album in my perception. Let us just say I only like their 80s.