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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Sep 13, 2009, 06:46:56 PM
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Add yours too if you wish.
Today:
The windows were open and Merla and I were enjoying the breeze. She was reading and I was watching the commentary for Alien. All the sudden, we hear this RAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! noise of a machine. I look outside all WTF and it's some tubby dude I've never seen before with fucking leaf blower across the street. Your first thoughts are probably "Get over it, Nuri, it's Sunday and folks need ta do their lawn." BUT there are no leaves and no grass! We are bone dry here. Nobody on my street has fully mature trees, every tree here was planted five years ago. These people do not have any tall grasses or weeds and their front lawn is 70% dirt. So I was all "WTF does this fat boner need a leaf blower for?" Turns out he was blowing dirt off of the concrete. And it's going every where, even to the driveway where he proceeds to go blow more dirt from. What a dumbass. Get a fucking broom, moron.
Later...
Merla goes to another room only to hear a lawn mower. It's our next door neighbor mowing her lawn. She does have some tall weeds, so she needs it. She was partying the night before and all kinds of shit is in her lawn: pool, large bbq grill, several chairs, dog house, toys, beer cans, table, bottles, a giant yellow mop bucket. So what does this genuis do? Instead of moving all of this shit or cleaning it up like a person with a brain, she just mows around everything.
What's more, this woman bought wood for a fence a long time ago. She eventually constructed her fence on two sides except ours, so we still have to see her trashy-ass yard. Yeah, yeah, we should build our own fence if it bothers us so much, but she has the damn wood already AND she has the man-powet. She's just dragging her feet. How long can wood sit on the ground under a tarp before it starts going rotten? It couldn't have been cheap or easy to transport and she just lets it sit there.
Also, she complained to my mom once about not having money to buy school stuff for her three kids. But you have money to waste on wood, a boat in your driveway, a bbq grill, an giant above-ground pool, and shiny new rims. Maybe instead of finishing that fence, she should make a table and slam her head into it.
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The people in the building across from my window like to have late night parties. The people aren't being extremely loud, like if I close the windows I won't hear them. But I shouldn't have to close my windows. The people out there talking don't live there they're just at some after party. I haven't said anything yet because it hasn't caused me to lose sleep for work or caused me to be uncomfortable due to heat. Something just bothers me about turning people lose to converse as loud or soft as they please on a balcony at 4am.
Now me being me I don't have the ability to talk about this rationally with them. I feel like they should be destroyed. If it comes to I'm going to yell out my window to keep it down. If they don't I'm left with 2 options. 1) Grab my giant wrench off the nail that it's hanging on the wall and kill everyone bearjew style or 2) call the police.
But I have to find out their address first.
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My neighbors are all quiet.
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Are you sure you're not the noisy neighbor? :P
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This is why I want a good 10 acres between me and my nearest neighbor. Even out where I live the neighbors annoy me. Like a few days ago they were shooting clay pidegons in the vacant field across the road.
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I have a neighbor who has, every Saturday for the past 3 years, run his boat engine from 10am to 12pm for whatever fucking reason... Sure 10 am isn't too terribly early, but given that I go out most Friday nights, it can be rough. You'd think with all the money he's blown on gas for the thing, he could have paid someone to fix it or actually gone out in the water (I actually live near the water, namely the Chesapeake Bay) instead of having imaginary Saturday boat adventures.
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imaginary Saturday boat adventures.
Does he at least dress up for them?
I just hope my neighbors are holding that boat for someone else. Never mind that they can't afford it, there's no decent lakes down here so it barely gets used. Unless you count stray dogs using it for shade. And then when they do use it, they actually throw out their leavings onto the grass. Fucking fish heads just lying there on the lawn like they belong there.
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I'd like to say he wears a Captain's hat, but no.
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Boo!! He fails, then.
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Are you sure you're not the noisy neighbor? :P
Well, me and Kary often sit outside under the moonlight by the fire roasting meats and making s'mores while playing some tunes. Also, when we watch Football, we're loud.
But then the Grey's have a whore daughter (she most likely collects money, no lie), the Furey's are lookie loos, and Mr. Domey plays horseshoes. Yeah, my family are the asses.
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whore daughter, you say?
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She's fat and had herpes in High School. Also, she has four kids now.
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I'm not the noisy one unless my girlfriend comes over...and even then I'm not the noisy one.
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She's fat and had herpes in High School. Also, she has four kids now.
How disappointing.
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Next whore, Fiero. Next whore.
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There's plenty of other whores in the low income suburban neighborhood.
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That's the spirit, that's right. Plenty of fish whores in the low income sea.
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This is why I want a good 10 acres between me and my nearest neighbor.
You just described my "neighborhood". I don't have neighbor problems since I live on eighty acres and my nearest neighbors live a quarter-mile down the road, all out of sight of the house.
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See...see. And let's say I need to bury a few bodies, well I have plenty of places to do it in privacy.
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My neighbor started keeping chickens in his backyard a few weeks ago, they didn't look quite like your usual chickens.
I'm pretty sure it's against the homeowners association to keep live foul on your property.
Anywho I started to notice some of their numbers were decreasing, and my mom tells me that they are for cock fighting.
Now I feel like I should go rescue the poor things, or maybe call the humane society?
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Or maybe you could leave them alone, as they're not doing anything to you? That's always an option.
You'd probably freak out if they were raising them to eat. "Oh, no, they're wringing their necks! Call PETA!"
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Nah, I wouldn't do that, I eat animals all day long.
Just for that I am going to begin breeding squirrels for death match squirradiator purposes.
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Personally I'd be a bit concerned if a neighbor was engaging in a activity considered illegal in 50 states and D.C. that tends to attract a criminal element but hey, that's just me.
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Yea, what Bernie said, up there. Illegal!
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I would tend to agree with the lets call the cops option.
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If they're roosters for cock fighting, do you hear the crowing? I remember a story about a guy who was keeping I-don't-remember how many roosters and it drove his neighbors batshit.
The numbers are probably decreasing for the purposes of dinner.
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If you've seen it or have reasonable suspicion of illegality, by all means. But that's not what you're saying. You don't think they look like usual chickens...do you deal with chickens enough to know? Okay, homeowners association regulations are reportable, but why bother if it's not impacting your life? And you would hold up your mother as a cock-fighting expert in court?
If there's something nefarious going on, or you have reason to suspect it...by all means, report it. But calling the cops on somebody who may very well not be doing anything wrong or calling someone out on a technicality would certainly piss me off if it were me.
My opinion also has to do with the fact that I hate chickens unless they're being served hot and crispy on a plate for Sunday dinner, so I don't care if they die in Mortal Kombat.
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My opinion also has to do with the fact that I hate chickens unless they're being served hot and crispy on a plate for Sunday dinner
I just got hungry.
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so I don't care if they die in Mortal Kombat.
And I wanna play Mortal Kombat.
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Mortal Kombat and fried chicken. I miss those days.
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Well who says those days have to be the past.
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KFC
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Well I wouldn't get KFC for something as special as a night of MK and Fried Chicken. I mean I'd have to run to the bathroom just as I got to Goro if I did that.
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I wouldn't last that long.
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Oh I hope there are two bathrooms then. The house plants would never be the same if there wasn't.
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Just hit each other with drumsticks and avoid the intestinal mischief danger altogether.
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There is a KFC around here that looks like a futuristic fortress.
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Go invade it dressed as a alien.
I don't know if it's me, but did KFC's biscuits get drier some years back or is it just me?
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...that's imagining them dry. Not that it's me that's dry.
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wat
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BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!1121ofnlke.,
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Dude, now I want some fucking biscuits. F U
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What kind of biscuits? I don't know anywhere that sells craveable biscuits anymore. Cracker Barrel?
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Homemade. The fact that I don't eat eggs or butter makes it kind of hard to have biscuits while I'm out.
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My homemade biscuits never turn out too well.
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Homemade. The fact that I don't eat eggs or butter makes it kind of hard to have biscuits while I'm out.
I wouldn't be so sure most places actually use real eggs and real butter. A lot of biscuit/pancake type-stuff is powder and water, especially fast-food. LJS hushpuppies were nothing but powder and water (heh, and oil).
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Yes, but what's in the powder?
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I assume it's one of those animal product substitutes, but I suppose it could be real, too.
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Then I will have none of it!
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EAT THE POWDER!!! EAT IT!!Eo32qnfklgv..
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NO!!!!!
I will not eat the powder!!!
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Freebase it?
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No!
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You're mean! :(
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Speaking of KFC....
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His crying while eating reminded me of the most awkward scene in "Signs". "FINISH YOUR GODDAMN DINNER!" :rawr:
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Was that laughter real? Man, Jimmy has some hyenas in the audience.
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He recorded the ones from the Lion King. If you listen closely, you can hear Whoopi.
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I was gonna say Whoopi should be seen and not heard but then I remembered what she looked like.
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She was on Še View talking about how it wasn't "really" rape in regards to še Roman Polanski žing.
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That doesn't matter, because he's a genius filmmaker. He can fuck anybody he wants in whatever hole he wants, including the law.
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Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
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She was on Še View talking about how it wasn't "really" rape in regards to še Roman Polanski žing.
Dude, really? How does she figure that?
EDIT: nm (http://jezebel.com/5369395/whoopi-on-roman-polanski-it-wasnt-rape+rape)
From FREE POLANSKI petition (http://www.sacd.fr/Le-cinema-soutient-Roman-Polanski-Petition-for-Roman-Polanski.1340.0.html) and here, too (http://www.bernard-henri-levy.com/si-vous-souhaitez-signer-la-petition-pour-roman-polanski-2418.html):
Filmmakers in France, in Europe, in the United States and around the world are dismayed by this decision. It seems inadmissible to them that an international cultural event, paying homage to one of the greatest contemporary filmmakers, is used by the police to apprehend him.
STFU.
The arrest of Roman Polanski in a neutral country, where he assumed he could travel without hindrance, undermines this tradition: it opens the way for actions of which no-one can know the effects.
Here's one effect: people pay for their crimes. Neutral or not, they have an extradition treaty with us. It's like they think they should be able to get away with murder if they makes teh films.
It's being circulated by Harvey Weinstein (http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-polanski1-2009oct01,0,1755914.story) who offers up this fine nugget: "Whatever you think about the so-called crime, Polanski has served his time. A deal was made with the judge, and the deal is not being honored. . . . This is the government of the United States not giving its word and recanting on a deal, and it is the government acting irresponsibly and criminally."
Highlights from the petition list:
Woody Allen (NOBODY'S SURPRISED.)
Pedro Almodovar (NOOOOoooOOO)
Penelope Cruz
Alfonso Cuaron
Guillermo del Toro (ARRRRGH!!)
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu (He's friends with Cuaron and del Toro. Peer pressure bad!)
Wes Anderson
Darren Aronofsky
Jonatham Demme
Stephen Frears
David Lynch
Martin Scorsese
Tilda Swinton
David Heyman
John Landis
Gael Garcia Bernal
Michael Mann
Monica Bellucci
Tom Tykwer
Wong Kar-wai
Terry Zwigoff
Jeremy Irons
Neil Jordan
Sam Mendes
Harrison Ford
Brett Ratner
Kristin Scott Thomas
Steven Soderbergh
Natalie Portman
BOO! WTF's the matter with you people? Seriously!
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Heh, "so-called crime". So statutory rape isn't a bad thing? Dumbasses. Even IDE waits until they're legal! Then again, maybe that's his reason for going into acting....
And sitting in the klink for 42 days is not having "served his time", no matter what bullshit deal he supposedly got. Nowadays it gets at least a year, and I don't imagine they were much more forgiving thirty years ago. And it's way better than if it were my kid, as the bastard would have been long dead by now.
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Highlights from the petition list:
Woody Allen (NOBODY'S SURPRISED.)
Pedro Almodovar (NOOOOoooOOO)
Penelope Cruz
Alfonso Cuaron
Guillermo del Toro (ARRRRGH!!)
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu (He's friends with Cuaron and del Toro. Peer pressure bad!)
Wes Anderson
Darren Aronofsky
Jonatham Demme
Stephen Frears
David Lynch
Martin Scorsese
Tilda Swinton
David Heyman
John Landis
Gael Garcia Bernal
Michael Mann
Monica Bellucci
Tom Tykwer
Wong Kar-wai
Terry Zwigoff
Jeremy Irons
Neil Jordan
Sam Mendes
Harrison Ford
Brett Ratner
Kristin Scott Thomas
Steven Soderbergh
Natalie Portman
Wait...I don't see D's name anywhere.
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LOL
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Add Asia Argento, Adrien Brody, and Diane Von Furstenberg to that list.
Here's a breath of fresh air.
Not all of Hollywood pro-Polanski: Chris Rock, Bill Maher come out swinging (http://www.monstersandcritics.com/smallscreen/news/article_1504874.php/Not-all-of-Hollywood-pro-Polanski-Chris-Rock-Bill-Maher-come-out-swinging)
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I'm all for freeing Polanski, so long as he's brutally castrated first. And I'm not talking about quick and easy, I'm talking about peeling his boys like little shrimp. ;D
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MMMMM, shrimp.
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I'm all for freeing Polanski, so long as he's brutally castrated first. And I'm not talking about quick and easy, I'm talking about peeling his boys like little shrimp. ;D
The best way is to paper cut his balls. Nothing worse than a paper cut.
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I can think of a million things worse than a papercut.
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BME
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Semi-related, due to the mention of Adrien Brody. Let's just hope there's no children Predators in this thing. Ho ho, get it? Huh? HUH?
Copied and pasted because no one wants to go to fucking reuters:
By Borys Kit and Jay A. Fernandez
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Adrien Brody will star in "Robert Rodriguez's Predators," a reboot of the sci-fi franchise.
Topher Grace is in negotiations to join the action-adventure movie, to which Alice Braga ("I Am Legend"), Mahershalalhashbaz Ali ("The 4400"), Walt Goggins ("The Shield"), Rodriguez mainstay Danny Trejo and UFC fighter Oleg Taktarov have also been cast.
Nimrod Antal, who directed the Hungarian film "Kontroll," is at the helm of the 20th Century Fox movie. Rodriguez is producing with Elizabeth Avellan.
Written by Rodriguez, Alex Litvak and Michael Finch, the script follows a group of elite warrior types who are being hunted by members of a race of merciless alien trackers called Predators.
Brody plays a man who ends up inheriting the role of leader and is known as a hunter of men. Grace would play an accountant type whose unassuming facade masks a dangerous serial killer.
Braga is the tough female killer. Ali is a man not afraid to die, Goggins is the loose cannon of the group, and Taktarov is a former Russian special ops agent.
Trejo, already cast, is Cuchillo, a hardened warrior with twin uzis strapped to his back.
Shooting begins next month in Hawaii, then moves to moves to Rodriguez's Troublemaker Studios in Austin. The movie is slated for a July 9, 2010, release.
Brody was last seen in Dario Argento's "Giallo" and next voices the character of Rickity in Wes Anderson's "The Fantastic Mr. Fox." Grace will next be seen in the ensemble romantic comedy "Valentine's Day."
(Editing by SheriLinden at Reuters)
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Everyone knows that Brody and Grace are the new Arnie and Weathers.
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Semi-related, due to the mention of Adrien Brody. Let's just hope there's no children Predators in this thing. Ho ho, get it? Huh? HUH?
Talking about that ugly man, I saw him in an add for... I don't remember if it was Givenchy or something, but it was a luxury brand. I'll never understand these people
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I don't think he's ugly, but he strikes me as a poor man's Johnny Depp. Can we bring back good ol' fashion muscly action stars? The Arnolds, the Stallones... hell, the Willises, Seagals, and even fricken Van Dammes. Adrien Brody and Topher Grace? At least the other announced cast look more promising, but Brody being the star of this thing is kinda bummer. He's just not an exciting leading man to me.
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Bringing žings back to bad neighbors, I was woken up last night at 2 AM by one of my neighbors trying to break into the electical meter box to turn šeir powet back on (which has been turned off for, I assume, non-payment). Šat makes še žird neighbor in my building in as many years to have šeir powet turned off, as far as I know. My landlord really knows how to pick tennants.
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Cool story, bro.
My parents have had the powet turned off once. I think it was the month after my mom had to have some crazy expensive ass surgery or some shit. I was living there. It sucked ass.
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My neighbors across the street is putting in a new concrete walkway. Why is this important? We just had ours done about a month ago. Monkey see, monkey do.
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Dude, haven't you heard? Coveting thy neighbor's goods is what keeps the economy going.
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Especially coveting their sidewalk.
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Hey, concrete is a status symbol. That shit is expensive.
I'm talking... Dom Pérignon expensive.
Yeah.
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No, its really not.
Although down here it doesn't seem like its possible to find a crew of Mexicans that know how to properly lay the shit out.
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The hell am I thinking about?
Asphalt! That's the pricey stuff.
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Concrete's pretty expensive, but it's also a winter neccessity. It's had to shovel river rock properly. What I really want is a nice area of the backyard concreted and a nice fireplace put in. Nature's nice, but I don't want to get my socks dirty.
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Cool story, bro.
My parents have had the powet turned off once. I think it was the month after my mom had to have some crazy expensive ass surgery or some shit. I was living there. It sucked ass.
That sucks dude. I committed the mistake of letting a friend of mine get an iphone by adding him to my at&t account....the fucker owes now 400 bucks and he keeps telling me "he's paying it tomorrow" and till now nothing! But whatever, I'll probably end up closing the account on his ass soon. fuck this crap.
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iPhones are bank account drains.
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He doesn't have $400. You'll have to get it out of him some other way.
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Cool story, bro.
My parents have had the powet turned off once. I think it was the month after my mom had to have some crazy expensive ass surgery or some shit. I was living there. It sucked ass.
That sucks dude. I committed the mistake of letting a friend of mine get an iphone by adding him to my at&t account....the fucker owes now 400 bucks and he keeps telling me "he's paying it tomorrow" and till now nothing! But whatever, I'll probably end up closing the account on his ass soon. fuck this crap.
Soon? HOW ABOUT RIGHT NAO!
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Cool story, bro.
My parents have had the powet turned off once. I think it was the month after my mom had to have some crazy expensive ass surgery or some shit. I was living there. It sucked ass.
That sucks dude. I committed the mistake of letting a friend of mine get an iphone by adding him to my at&t account....the fucker owes now 400 bucks and he keeps telling me "he's paying it tomorrow" and till now nothing! But whatever, I'll probably end up closing the account on his ass soon. fuck this crap.
Soon? HOW ABOUT RIGHT NAO!
Sounds like either a lawsuit, or your own servant.....
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Maybe he's sketchy. Maybe she's afraid he might kill her if she doesn't play this just right.
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Oh, this sounds so scandalous!
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File a lawsuit but do it in The People's Court. Fun fun fun! You'll be on the teevee!
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Dude, Faye's been in pr0n. Television is like Little League for her.
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But it's Little League I can actually watch!
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You wouldn't watch Faye's pr0n? It's very tastefully done. There's no shrimping involved.
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Ehhh, I dunno. Who else is in it?
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Ted Danson, John Madden, and Rob Zombie.
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Becker uses his Pecker! No no, that's hit Whoopi. Game over, man.
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He's in "Bored to Death" now. He's always calling Jason Schwartzman a milquetoast. Not a bad show.
Comes on HBO, or if you have internet, it's free.
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Ahaha, it's wild. I'm so used to you going "it's on the internets" and I'm all, "I can't watch it, boo hoo, connection's too slow". Now I have to actually Google and see if I wanna watch it. It has Zach Galifianakis. Minus 1 point.
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Really? I love that guy. I mean, I'm not like all the other people who like him -- frat tards and what have you. I like him for my own reasons. Ha!
He's actually a little different in this. Not so crazy, a lot more downtrodden.
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Something about him just rubs me the wrong way.
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His facial hair, perhaps?
He's said it's a necessity, as clean shaven he resembles a fat Jodie Foster. His own words!
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Eating of the lambs?
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Boy, I bet she wishes she could return to those halcyon days of popularity.
I've always liked Family Guy's take on her (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a98aj_pf2w).
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How is "Kermit the Racist" a related video?
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Related to Kermit the Racist is this one:
ChatRoomSeries (6 hours ago)
i would laugh but it'd be wrong
I laughed anyway. Michael wold've wanted it that way.
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Did you watch South Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxxoIhFtAXY) last week?
The good stuff starts at around the 1:30 mark.
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Naw, I stopped watching that back when the Wal-mart died farting and I was trying to eat at the same time. Not that I was terribly offended or anything, I just stopped watching.
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Man, I'm chuckling just thinking about it. That episode was gold!
Admittedly I wasn't eating while I watched.
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Dammit, it cuts off after he arrived back.
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I only thought at was an okay episode.
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Dammit, it cuts off after he arrived back.
That was pretty much the end. The plane takes off and they arrive in hell.
It was a weak episode, but the MJ material is mostly worthwhile.
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2 days ago I saw that SP episode in which Kyle has a color change operation and his dad has a surgery to transform him into a dolphin. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to cough blood (again). I still cant stop laughing when I think about the dad's face, oh god
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OH FUCK NOW I WANT TO WATCH THAT
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Dammit, it cuts off after he arrived back.
That was pretty much the end. The plane takes off and they arrive in hell.
It was a weak episode, but the MJ material is mostly worthwhile.
It was even worse when they attributed the 'Most Haunted' Bullshit to the 'Ghost Hunters'. Kary flipped, screaming 'THAT'S WHAT THOSE ENGLISH FAGS DO, TAPS TRIES TO DISPROVE IT'.
Butters as a Pimp is still the best one I've seen since Scott Tenorman.
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Dammit, it cuts off after he arrived back.
That was pretty much the end. The plane takes off and they arrive in hell.
It was a weak episode, but the MJ material is mostly worthwhile.
It was even worse when they attributed the 'Most Haunted' Bullshit to the 'Ghost Hunters'. Kary flipped, screaming 'THAT'S WHAT THOSE ENGLISH FAGS DO, TAPS TRIES TO DISPROVE IT'.
Ha Ha..I was just talking to a buddy about Most Haunted. There are always saying "Did you hear that?" but they don't like shut the fuck up long enough for you to hear it.
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Cough blood AGAIN? No, no, that's no good. :nurinono:
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Ha Ha..I was just talking to a buddy about Most Haunted. There are always saying "Did you hear that?" but they don't like shut the fuck up long enough for you to hear it.
OH MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR THAT? IT'S THE GHOST OF CRAZY JACO.
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Wait let's hear the replay 4 times, and still hear NOTHING!
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fuck everyone who believes Taps is fake. OK so they fucked up during last year's halloween ep...but come on, Grant's hot.
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Yes, because an attractive man must certainly be good at his job and therefore encompass all around him with proficiency.
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I would hope so...he's suppose to snake my plumbing.
He works for Roto Rooter you perverts.
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Did you hear that?
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I'm so scared.
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I would hope so...he's suppose to snake my plumbing.
No he doesn't anymore. Why would he work unclogging people's shit when he's making hundreds of thousands on a tv show?
oh wait, is that what he told you last week? aww baby :-( put some aloe in it
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They actually still do that. Kary and I went to Warwick the other week and passed by the HQ (she squeed) and there was a RotoRooter truck. I doubt Syfy shells out the big bucks.
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What really?
Well those two just bought a "haunted hotel" so I think they're getting paid good.
I saw the Taps van last summer stationed outside a hotel 1 block away from my work, and it was there for 3-4 days. Later I found out they did the Betsey Ross episode that week. If only I knew then :-(
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They need to do more episodes in Key West, that shit was haunted like crazy, though with all the hurricanes the ghosts may have relocated inland.
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Everytime I see "Taps" I think of dead armed services ppl.
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They need to do more episodes in Key West, that shit was haunted like crazy, though with all the hurricanes the ghosts may have relocated inland.
Is that where that Robert the haunted doll is at?
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From what Kary tells me, yes. I'm not allowed to see it, since I'd do something to anger it and bring doom to myself and everything and everyone I love and hold dear.
Fucking doll.
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that doll is bullshit imo. But it has a pretty ass scary story coming with it.
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I'd urinate on it, then a plane would fall on me when I cross the 7-mile bridge.
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I got a surge of guests when I re-opened the board. Those bots, spammers, or whatever sure are vigilant.
On the original topic, several of my neighbors are still an issue. These people are just so... garbagey. They don't clean up after themselves. They blast music/bass like they're the only ones on the planet. The dirty bbq smell is awful: just plumes of smoke dirtying the air. They don't have indoor voices either. At least some of them left for whatever reason so it has improved. But before it was so awful I was getting suicidal. And homicidal. Because I'd love to gather half of these people into a silo and fire a missle at it. If I had the coin, I'd've been out of here a year and a half ago. I'm dreading the Superbowl. God knows what kind of partying will be had.
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The neighbor across the street has been blasting music a lot lately and it's driving me up the wall. She spoke w/ Schmoo and she genuinely believes it is her "right" to do so. Her "right." That's the word she used. Jesus Christ. No, sweetie, the rest of us have the right to quiet enjoyment. And then her husband's all "quit bothering us" in Spanish. Because we're bothering them, with that pesky wanting-quiet-in-our-own-home thing. People who live in bizarro land like this really freak my shit out.