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Title: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 01, 2008, 02:50:56 PM
I forget the exact day because I'm bad like that.   ;D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 01, 2008, 03:13:55 PM
Hey now, it's not until next weekend.  Let me enjoy these last few days of being 28.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Dec 02, 2008, 05:33:15 PM
Sorry, you're already 29 in my eyes.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: IDE on Dec 03, 2008, 02:06:37 AM
The party is almost over pal.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Dec 03, 2008, 09:03:29 AM
^ Trust him, he knows.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 03, 2008, 11:52:43 AM
Last call, James.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 03, 2008, 04:09:13 PM
Yeah....hee hee....all over....Hee....*Look nervously at his upcoming 29th Birthday* Yep....might as well be dead.....*Sigh*
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Dec 05, 2008, 02:31:11 PM
Make sure to donate your organs so more deserving people may live!   :poo:
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 05, 2008, 03:28:50 PM
I read that at first as "orgasms"
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 08, 2008, 08:47:17 AM
That would be awkward...
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2008, 11:04:02 AM
Especially when it shows up on Youtube.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Dec 08, 2008, 03:12:04 PM
Donate them anyway.  I'm sure someone needs them.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2008, 08:37:12 PM
There's a really hot Lesbian at the FIU who might need sperm. Bangin' body, but the hair says "I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE snatch". Shame really.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2008, 10:31:54 PM
Maybe I can give them to some poor homeless orphans, or leave a couple in the Toys for Tots bin for the less fortunate families this Christmas.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 09, 2008, 11:22:33 AM
Stop bogarting my birthday thread, asshole!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 09, 2008, 12:48:42 PM
Hey...you started us down this path thank you very much.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2008, 08:41:03 PM
Screw the orphans!

















(In the figurative sense, of course.)
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 10, 2008, 02:30:40 PM
I actually know two women who are orphans to which I'd love to do just that.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2008, 02:03:49 PM
But don't make them call you "daddy".
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Merla on Dec 12, 2008, 12:21:00 PM
 :happybirthday:
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 13, 2008, 06:16:48 PM
I thought you told me you were 30, Sam! YOU LIED!!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 13, 2008, 11:08:26 PM
He was proably lying about his huge dick too.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 14, 2008, 12:26:24 PM
His name probably isn't even Sam.  I don't know what to believe anymore.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 14, 2008, 12:26:52 PM
He was proably lying about his huge dick too.

If they brag about about how big it is, then they're lying.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 14, 2008, 09:30:00 PM
True. OR they truly think it is big but only because girls lied to them before telling them so. "OMG your dick is soooooo big!" yeah. we lie.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 14, 2008, 10:42:12 PM
Women lie? You Ma'am have just blown my mind.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 15, 2008, 10:33:53 AM
I do, however, approve of this thread now being about my penis.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: IDE on Dec 15, 2008, 02:16:41 PM
You can only believe the girls that don't like you concerning your penis/sexual prowess.

Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2008, 04:41:00 PM
Wait, what?  What was this about believing a talking penis now?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: IDE on Dec 15, 2008, 05:10:46 PM
I couldn't care less what the other penises are saying.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 16, 2008, 09:36:58 AM
I think your perception of reality is a bit skewed.  Not everyone has a mob of jilted lovers in their past to judge size/sexual prowess.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: IDE on Dec 16, 2008, 11:59:25 AM
Well what are you all waiting for?!  Get out there and start jilting!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 22, 2008, 03:54:50 PM
My birthday celebration hasn't ended yet.  Let's keep this party going.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: IDE on Dec 24, 2008, 02:07:47 PM
Yes! keep celebrating this birthday. In fact continue all the discussion from my birthday thread in here and let that thread fade away.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 26, 2008, 12:45:42 AM
I couldn't care less what the other penises are saying.

Even if it's about your chocolate starfish?


My birthday celebration hasn't ended yet.  Let's keep this party going.

We need some party games.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: IDE on Dec 26, 2008, 02:11:25 AM
I couldn't care less what the other penises are saying.

Even if it's about your chocolate starfish?


They best not be talkin bout my starfish!

Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Dec 28, 2008, 06:31:34 PM
Adorable!

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Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Jan 05, 2009, 04:54:09 PM
We're quickly approaching the 1-month anniversary of my 29th birthday.  Who's coming over to my place to celebrate?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Jan 05, 2009, 10:44:30 PM
Hell yeah! You know I will.

I know you've just been dying to get me over to your place you old dog you.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 05, 2009, 11:57:47 PM
But it's cold over there!  :(  You should've been born in the summer.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 08, 2009, 08:37:03 AM
Yeah it's fucking cold. Count me out son.... Unless you have midgets
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Jan 08, 2009, 09:49:42 AM
Well I am only 5'8".
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 12, 2009, 11:27:58 AM
You are my same height? I didn't know !
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Jan 13, 2009, 10:05:20 AM
Well I don't make a habit of wearing 6" heels like you do.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Jan 13, 2009, 01:18:27 PM
I, however, do. Which brings me up to 6'-6".
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 13, 2009, 02:33:02 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Feb 23, 2009, 02:04:10 PM
We're quickly approaching month four of the Sam Helbling birthday celebration.  March 6th.  Save the date.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2009, 02:12:20 PM
For what?  For what?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Feb 23, 2009, 05:19:14 PM
For the party.  Just because the last three have been a bust doesn't mean this one will be too.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Oct 09, 2009, 09:20:46 AM
In just under two months, we'll be celebrating the 30th year of my existence.  I figure we should probably start the festivities now.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2009, 09:55:19 AM
Where are the Ranch Doritos?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Oct 09, 2009, 11:20:17 AM
At the store. Go but them.

Happy impending breaching day.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Oct 09, 2009, 01:08:15 PM
Bumping your own B-day thread. How sad. Course at least you got one. I have my doubts I'll get one.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Oct 09, 2009, 02:52:29 PM
I žink keeping it bumped for almost žree monžs after it started is a little more sad.

And šere will be no ranch chips.  Ranch is vile.  You'll have nacho cheese Doritos like a decent person.  If we're serving chips, šough, it'll have to be harvest cheddar Sun Chips.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Firebird1 on Oct 09, 2009, 10:11:55 PM
I'm guessing a bad Keyboard? 
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Oct 09, 2009, 10:17:19 PM
So nobody celebrated my birthday, did they?

@firebird: Nope. Its his pledge.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 10, 2009, 12:34:05 AM
That's right, his lemon-fresh pledge.

So nobody celebrated my birthday, did they?

We celebrated it in the closet.

Happy impending breaching day.

Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Oct 10, 2009, 02:04:32 AM
Oh good. I didn't have a nightmare ready for tonight.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 10, 2009, 07:35:39 AM
fuuuuuuuuuuckkk dont show me that!! :x


And Sam, 30? fuck you are old.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 12, 2009, 02:43:37 AM
Oh good. I didn't have a nightmare ready for tonight.

Chill out, your nightmare won't be coming true.  Faye, on the other hand...  :(
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 12, 2009, 02:46:10 AM
And Sam, 30? fuck you are old.

I think a bunch of us are close to that here, actually.  :lol:
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Oct 12, 2009, 09:55:10 AM
Which means I've been chatting wiž some of you folks for almost 10 years.  Šat's a rašer sobering žought.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Oct 12, 2009, 01:41:10 PM
And Sam, 30? fuck you are old.

I think a bunch of us are close to that here, actually.  :lol:

Uh...could you not mention that please.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Oct 12, 2009, 03:00:58 PM
I think I might be considered one of the young ones.

25 is young, right? Right . . ?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 12, 2009, 10:02:52 PM
I'm now 27.

Yeah.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: joe on Oct 13, 2009, 12:11:19 AM
30's not old.

Merla, on the other hand, will be turning 33.

She may as well be mummified.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 13, 2009, 08:30:56 AM
Old enough to do MILF pr0n. Nothin' wrong with that.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 13, 2009, 08:02:05 PM
I think I might be considered one of the young ones.

25 is young, right? Right . . ?
I'm 25 too! jeez i dont even remember how old I was when I started posting here....14, 15?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: joe on Oct 13, 2009, 08:35:12 PM
Mmm... underage Faye. :aroused:

Just kidding!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Oct 13, 2009, 09:07:51 PM
I was probably 15 or 16.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Merla on Oct 14, 2009, 02:09:12 PM
30's not old.

Merla, on the other hand, will be turning 33.

She may as well be mummified.

Go to HELL whoever you are!  :finger: :finger: :finger: :asshole:






 :happybirthday:  SAM!!!  :bernie: :smoker: :headbang:

Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: joe on Oct 14, 2009, 05:07:21 PM
Whoever I am? Who else would I be? :laugh:
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Merla on Oct 14, 2009, 08:28:24 PM
Ah the infamous Joe Rammy! I honestly didn't know it was you.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 14, 2009, 09:43:45 PM
Despite this, I bet she still wants to you to go to hell.

Us thirtysomethings built this sexy online world you whippersnappers post in!  Well, Beck's responsible for this particular world, but anyway.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Oct 14, 2009, 10:06:49 PM
Big deal. Go cry a river.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: joe on Oct 14, 2009, 10:07:16 PM
I couldn't help myself. I saw Merla's B-Day was coming up, so I had to give her the gears.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 02:40:22 AM
I demand you change your name to Anthony Sabatino Jr.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 03:45:35 AM
You'll have to settle for this!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 03:50:17 AM
At least it still has Sabat in it.  Sabat is the man, whoo!!










































But his Vegeta still forever sucks sweaty giant Donkey Kong balls.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 04:07:46 AM
It's weird now, because I swear I'm hearing him all over the place, in non-anime stuff.

He still does it though, right?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 04:13:55 AM
Does what?  Anime stuff?  Yeah.  Never heard him in non-anime stuff myself.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 04:21:03 AM
Is he still strictly a Funi stooge? What do they do now?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 04:31:31 AM
It looks that way.  I last heard him in Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles as Kurogane.  And he was in Ouran as the Yakuza punk "Bossa nova".  I imagine he'll reprise Armstrong in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood when it gets dubbed.  I don't think I watch enough anime to note whether or not he's been in other peeps' productions.  I don't think so.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 15, 2009, 11:14:02 AM
DODORIA!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2009, 03:20:23 AM
DORITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!  Cool ranch.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 16, 2009, 08:28:47 AM
I never liked Doritos. I enjoyed Munchos much more.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Oct 16, 2009, 10:17:13 AM
Ok, ok, we'll have some Cool Ranch Doritos.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Oct 16, 2009, 12:33:30 PM
But I want Nacho Cheese. This party sucks!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Oct 16, 2009, 12:51:35 PM
I just want plain Doritos.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 16, 2009, 09:45:44 PM
Isn't that a tortilla chip?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2009, 03:44:04 AM
A naked Dorito!  The very nerve.  Now that I think about it, I haven't had Cool Ranch Doritos in what must be months if not a year.  They used to be my fave when I was a kid.  I wish they sold the tiny bags individually.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 17, 2009, 11:11:12 AM
They do at Subway.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2009, 10:54:41 PM
Subway means nothing to me.  Grocery store, dammit.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 17, 2009, 11:17:47 PM
There isn't a Subway next door to the Supermarket? You can get it with a soda and a 6-inch sub for 5 bucks.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 12:33:37 AM
You know it's kinda funny. Sometimes I buy those like fun packs with all the little bags of chips in it. Only one I don't eat is the Cool Ranch Doritos. They just end up sitting around and getting thrown away.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 12:50:11 AM
I really only eat Terra Chips and Tortilla chips now. I always prefered my potatoes baked and mashed. I'm much more into plantain chips.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2009, 01:29:05 AM
You know it's kinda funny. Sometimes I buy those like fun packs with all the little bags of chips in it. Only one I don't eat is the Cool Ranch Doritos. They just end up sitting around and getting thrown away.

 :o   >:(

There isn't a Subway next door to the Supermarket? You can get it with a soda and a 6-inch sub for 5 bucks.

No, and even then I don't like subs nor soda all that much.  Plus, I want the tiny bag.  Last time I went to a Subway, they had those bags that could feed like 2 normal people or 8 models.   I mean the tiny ones like the ones that come in the multipack that Rama mentioned.  In other news, got my Garden Salsa Sunchips today.  They were on sale.  Merla bought the bag and we ate some with our lunch.  Trčs bien!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 01:51:39 AM
Sorry...I don't much care for them.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2009, 01:56:13 AM
You are dead to me.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 02:04:20 AM
Wait...Wait...If I don't care for them and just throw them away, and you just want the tiny bags. Maybe we can strike a deal.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 11:17:06 AM
Protip: Buy a big bag and some tiny ziplocs.
Divide.
???
Profit.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2009, 09:12:06 PM
Boo, they get exposed to air during transfer.  They get stale.  I don't eat that many chips that often.  In the end, it's probably better this way.  Yes.  Yes, it is.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 09:24:26 PM
ebay for a collection of tiny bags?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Oct 19, 2009, 12:52:52 AM
Well I was going to fly them out to you in my supersonic private jet, but Ok...never mind then.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2009, 02:03:48 AM
ebay for a collection of tiny bags?

I SAID IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 01, 2009, 09:33:45 AM
Ok, I have še Doritos and some alcohol.  Who's dropping by šis weekend?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 01, 2009, 11:48:03 AM
No one.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 01, 2009, 01:41:58 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: The D on Dec 01, 2009, 02:39:54 PM
you know last week I had my birthday as well, and of course no one noticed.

*sheds as single tear*
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 01, 2009, 03:53:57 PM
How do you shed as a tear?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 01, 2009, 04:04:34 PM
Men shouldn't celebrate their birthday, minus free sexual favors from females. Other than that, cakes are for fags.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: The D on Dec 01, 2009, 04:15:05 PM
I am a man in a dress, after all....
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 01, 2009, 05:41:38 PM
So you perform free sexual favors for yourself?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 01, 2009, 11:56:35 PM
I would if I could.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 03, 2009, 12:03:10 PM
Ok, I have še Doritos and some alcohol.  Who's dropping by šis weekend?

Too far away.  And too cold!  Even with that free parka.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 04, 2009, 04:01:51 AM
Shit, there was a free parka?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 04, 2009, 02:45:17 PM
Never for you.  Maybe for her.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 04, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
What about smee?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 04, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
Do you have boobs and a Vagina? Then I doubt it.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 04, 2009, 09:30:07 PM
I could get 'em for a parka.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 05, 2009, 02:23:26 PM
happy birthday samanthaaa
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 05, 2009, 08:30:40 PM
Never for you.  Maybe for her.
Well fuck you. :D
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2009, 02:31:53 AM
I could get 'em for a parka.

Get them and I'll get you a parka.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2009, 02:32:48 AM
happy birthday samanthaaa

Oh crap, do not tell me it was yesterday.  Why did I think it was next Sunday?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2009, 02:38:13 AM
*returns from calendar*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 07, 2009, 12:40:14 PM
How does next weekend work for you?  I'm ok wiž a late biržday present.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 08, 2009, 08:14:27 PM
10 years back? hahaha ooo snap old man. snap.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2009, 11:08:56 PM
How does next weekend work for you?  I'm ok wiž a late biržday present.

Wait, what sort of present are we talking about here?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 09, 2009, 10:35:22 AM
 :hump:

(The icon was šere.  I really had no choice.  It had to be used.)
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2009, 05:58:27 PM
:nurinono:
























What about a nice cake instead, eh?  ;D
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2009, 08:17:23 PM
I think he'll agree if you are inside it.











In pieces.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2009, 10:13:42 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 01:41:41 AM
The cake is made of people!!!!!!! It's PEOPLE!!!!!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 10, 2009, 05:42:20 PM
It looks like bread but its painted green and red.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 07:26:25 PM
You don't have to paint it, just make marble cake out of Red Velvet and a white cake mix with green tea powder in it.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 10, 2009, 08:41:21 PM
I'm making a reference to the film, Soylent Green, you fool.

There are green and red hamburger buns in that film. I remember them.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 09:03:02 PM
You're the fool and I pity you!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 10, 2009, 09:34:33 PM
NO YOU DO NOT!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 10:41:49 PM
YES I DO!
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 11, 2009, 03:42:31 PM
You don't have to paint it, just make marble cake out of Red Velvet and a white cake mix with green tea powder in it.
hmmmm Red Velvet cake
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: IDE on Dec 19, 2009, 12:24:22 AM
Happy Belated! May no one ever find out how old you really are.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 21, 2009, 11:45:34 AM
It's too late for that.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 21, 2009, 12:44:56 PM
It's never too late. Unless you lose a limb. Then you're a useless burden to society.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 21, 2009, 02:48:56 PM
Happy Belated! May no one ever find out how old you really are.

No trouble šere.  All I have to do is shave off še facial hair and I look maybe 23.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 21, 2009, 06:05:51 PM
I was carded today, then I had to have the store manager verify that the ID was real. The fucking cunt didn't believe me.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 21, 2009, 08:17:29 PM
It's never too late. Unless you lose a limb. Then you're a useless burden to society.

Depending on the limb, you can turn out looking sexy in a strange way.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2009, 08:42:09 AM
And chicks dig scars.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 06, 2012, 02:48:51 PM
That's right, it's that time again.  Strap those party hats back on and lets celebrate once more.  There were several birthday topics to choose from, but I bumped this one because it involves orgasms, scars, and cannibalism.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 06, 2012, 03:11:37 PM
Bumping your own birthday thread? Don't you know you are just suppose to guilt trip people when they forget about your birthday.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 06, 2012, 03:41:35 PM
Good job, Sam. You irritated Rama, and everyone's happy when that happens.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rumble on Dec 06, 2012, 05:05:38 PM
Bumping your own birthday thread? Don't you know you are just suppose to guilt trip people when they forget about your birthday.

That only works for me
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 06, 2012, 11:42:29 PM
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/glitters/h/happy_birthday-1770.gif)
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 07, 2012, 09:16:34 AM
My family bought me a monocle.  My family is awesome.  All sophisticated and shit now.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 07, 2012, 02:04:13 PM
Bumping your own birthday thread? Don't you know you are just suppose to guilt trip people when they forget about your birthday.

That only works for me

So what you're saying is that your pitiable?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2012, 03:44:23 PM
My family bought me a monocle.  My family is awesome.  All sophisticated and shit now.

That's awesome.  All you need now are the cane, top hat, and spats and you are effin' set, my friend.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2012, 12:56:46 AM
Then you can pass out Free Parking to all your friends.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rumble on Dec 08, 2012, 03:18:11 AM
So what you're saying is that your pitiable?

Hmm, no that wasn't what I was saying at all.
But if it gets me free stuff I'm willing to roll with it
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 11, 2012, 11:22:24 AM
Happy belated bdayyyy
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Dec 12, 2012, 12:46:20 PM
Your tardiness is excused.  You're on the other side of the planet and the speed of news, I assume, travels more slowly in the winter, much like how the speed of sound decreases as the air temperature decreases.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 13, 2012, 12:28:21 AM
And just think, she's in Germany now; if she were still in Japan, it would've been even belateder.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 13, 2012, 02:35:43 AM
lol belateder sounds funny
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 13, 2012, 04:05:46 AM
Now you just have to move to Italy and make your "I lived in the Axis powers" tour complete.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rumble on Dec 13, 2012, 02:38:53 PM
Now you just have to move to Italy and make your "I lived in the Axis powers" tour complete.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 14, 2012, 08:36:23 AM
Now you just have to move to Italy and make your "I lived in the Axis powers" tour complete.
What about Cuba
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 14, 2012, 11:37:48 AM
Cuba's hardly a real country, anyway. And you lived in Peru, those are pretty close, right?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 14, 2012, 01:44:00 PM
nigga that "hardly a real country" made your government shit bricks more than once

Yeah, like Peru and Cuba are liek totally in the same area
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 14, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
I don't think Cuba was an Axis Power. But even if they were they didn't sign the Tripartite Pact, and thus don't count.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 14, 2012, 02:31:01 PM
Although in double checking to see if Cuba was or wasn't an Axis powet, I did find out that Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, and Bulgaria also signed that pact. So it looks like you do have a lot more moving around to do.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 14, 2012, 10:36:23 PM
She can do it.  I believe in her.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 15, 2012, 02:39:27 AM
Although in double checking to see if Cuba was or wasn't an Axis powet, I did find out that Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, and Bulgaria also signed that pact. So it looks like you do have a lot more moving around to do.
i cant believe you actually checked on it lol
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 15, 2012, 04:15:39 AM
I was 99% sure I was right, but I wasn't willing to risk the 1% when it would only take a min to chell and be 100% sure.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 16, 2012, 11:19:48 PM
nigga that "hardly a real country" made your government shit bricks more than once

That was all Russia.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 16, 2012, 11:46:48 PM
Proving that Patton was right about them all along. It's why he had to die.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 17, 2012, 02:54:09 AM
nigga that "hardly a real country" made your government shit bricks more than once

That was all Russia.

Fiero, we aren`t talking about Vietnam here. You cant deny that shit didnt happen with Cuba.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 17, 2012, 03:29:51 AM
Those were Russian missiles in Cuba. It wasn't Cuba it's self that had us worried. It was Cuba's alliance with Russia and what having that ally so close to your shores would mean. (In this case it meant a place for Russia to put missiles within striking distance of our shores.) Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter.  Without the powerhouse of Russia behind them, the ability to throw a large stone or sharpened stick at us would have been a great achievement for Cuba. Russia's hand was far heavier in Cuba, then it was in Vietnam. China was really the "Big Bad" as it were, of that war.

Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 17, 2012, 10:42:42 PM
Those were Russian missiles in Cuba. It wasn't Cuba it's self that had us worried. It was Cuba's alliance with Russia and what having that ally so close to your shores would mean. (In this case it meant a place for Russia to put missiles within striking distance of our shores.) Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter.  Without the powerhouse of Russia behind them, the ability to throw a large stone or sharpened stick at us would have been a great achievement for Cuba. Russia's hand was far heavier in Cuba, then it was in Vietnam. China was really the "Big Bad" as it were, of that war.



Rama should know, he was alive for it. You are that old, right? No? Are you certain?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 18, 2012, 01:32:28 AM
From time to time I fake my own death, then set up a new life someplace else and keep moving. Remind me sometime to tell you what really happened during the 3rd Crusade. Let me tell you Richard the 1st knew how to party, and I'll leave it at that for now.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 18, 2012, 04:56:54 PM
From time to time I fake my own death, then set up a new life someplace else and keep moving. Remind me sometime to tell you what really happened during the 3rd Crusade. Let me tell you Richard the 1st knew how to party, and I'll leave it at that for now.

So you are Vandal Savage?
I think he'd have a better Internet connection.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 18, 2012, 08:48:02 PM
I think I'm more Conner McLeod, and his internet connection sucks.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 21, 2012, 07:22:46 AM
Those were Russian missiles in Cuba. It wasn't Cuba it's self that had us worried. It was Cuba's alliance with Russia and what having that ally so close to your shores would mean. (In this case it meant a place for Russia to put missiles within striking distance of our shores.) Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter.  Without the powerhouse of Russia behind them, the ability to throw a large stone or sharpened stick at us would have been a great achievement for Cuba. Russia's hand was far heavier in Cuba, then it was in Vietnam. China was really the "Big Bad" as it were, of that war.



I:m giving you a pellet for knowing your history.
ALthough I have to say that you better keep that "Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter"mentality away  because y`all were saying the same shit from Vietnam and yet you got anally raped by them, so yeah. HAVE SOME HUMILITY FOR GOD`S SAKE.



 God bless
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 21, 2012, 11:34:58 AM
Well considering we beat the Brits, Mexico, the Nazis, Japan, and indirectly the Russians...I think we deserve a little self pat on the back for our military abilities.


Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 21, 2012, 11:41:51 AM
WHo cares about the big guys (dont even make me started with mexico bro). You got it handed to you by VIETNAM. Reminds me of the Maldives war (btw did you know the US gave money and weapons to argentina and peru to fight against britain? and u know how that ended)
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 21, 2012, 12:51:24 PM
WHo cares about the big guys (dont even make me started with mexico bro). You got it handed to you by VIETNAM. Reminds me of the Maldives war (btw did you know the US gave money and weapons to argentina and peru to fight against britain? and u know how that ended)


The US has given money and weapons to a lot of other shitty countries, too.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 21, 2012, 03:22:37 PM
yeah but they denied it (and still do ) in the case of the maldives. they were supposed to be bros with the english.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 21, 2012, 05:12:01 PM
They deny giving guns to lots of shitty countries. Like Mexico (well, it got out, but they sure weren't admitting to it willingly) and about half (maybe all?) the countries in the middle east.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 21, 2012, 10:41:31 PM
Vietnam wasn't lost because of North Vietnamese. It was lost because the U.S. politicos didn't want to risk an all-out war against the Communist bloc and pussy-footed around when they could (and by all rights should) have turned it up to 11. The Korean War could have gone the same way had it not been called when it was, and that peninsula could have become the proletarian paradise into which Vietnam has blossomed.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 22, 2012, 10:16:10 PM
Plus giving guns to a country and then denying it is like part of the "Things a Superpower does" checklist. US has done, Russia has done it, China has done it...
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 25, 2012, 04:04:04 PM
Yeah. I hate that crap. That's a big reason why nobody trusts us. Well they shouldn't.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 27, 2012, 08:43:14 AM
ehhh... trust/like its the same
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 27, 2012, 01:00:23 PM
You can like someone and not trust them. You can trust someone and not like them.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 27, 2012, 03:17:37 PM
I was talking more in the sense of what the rest of the world feels towards the US
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rumble on Dec 27, 2012, 07:49:54 PM
I do hope the US will come liberate me tho when the EU finally turns this continent into the Soviet Union 2.0
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 28, 2012, 08:39:51 AM
Dont say that! where else would i go to ? :(
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rumble on Dec 30, 2012, 08:59:58 AM
There's always Australia.
At least that's where I plan to go
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 30, 2012, 11:51:29 PM
You should go now before the Greeks call dibs on all the kangaroos.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Dec 31, 2012, 03:14:25 AM
I'm sure there will be plenty of Yahoo Serious to go around though.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 01, 2013, 08:17:45 AM
You should go now before the Greeks call dibs on all the kangaroos.
silly Nuri, the greeks cant even afford toilet paper do you think they would be able to afford kangaroos?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Jan 02, 2013, 12:50:14 AM
Do kangaroos cost more then toilet paper? I mean what is the exchange rate?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 02, 2013, 08:01:05 AM
It depends but generally its about 1.5 of the price of the dingos
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 02, 2013, 09:24:31 PM
I figured they'd barter with some olive oil and/or a pilfered historical relic or two.
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2013, 03:21:37 AM
and homosex, dont forget
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rumble on Jan 06, 2013, 02:58:08 PM
That's true. I certainly feel analy violated by the Greeks when I look at all the tax increases.
Can't wait for the Italians and Spaniards to join the gangbang
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 07, 2013, 04:48:18 AM
Talking about tax increases, dont you love that crazy mofo, Gerard Depardieu, even more now?
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 07, 2013, 09:39:54 AM
Because I felt it's related somehow...  Brigitte Bardot May Quit France Over Elephants (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/brigitte-bardot-may-quit-france-over-elephants-152619657.html)
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rumble on Jan 07, 2013, 12:19:15 PM
Talking about tax increases, dont you love that crazy mofo, Gerard Depardieu, even more now?

I mainly have some newfound respect for czar Putin, trolling the Frenchies like that
Title: Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jan 08, 2013, 11:36:09 AM
Because I felt it's related somehow...  Brigitte Bardot May Quit France Over Elephants (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/brigitte-bardot-may-quit-france-over-elephants-152619657.html)

They have elephant reserves for this shit. Fucking idiots. We had a similar problem at the Dallas Zoo, as you might recall, except they wanted to send the elephant to the worst elephant reserve ever, when more suitable ones were offering to take her.

Talking about tax increases, dont you love that crazy mofo, Gerard Depardieu, even more now?

I mainly have some newfound respect for czar Putin, trolling the Frenchies like that

Fucking a.