He was proably lying about his huge dick too.
I couldn't care less what the other penises are saying.
My birthday celebration hasn't ended yet. Let's keep this party going.
I couldn't care less what the other penises are saying.
Even if it's about your chocolate starfish?
So nobody celebrated my birthday, did they?
Happy impending breaching day.
Oh good. I didn't have a nightmare ready for tonight.
And Sam, 30? fuck you are old.
And Sam, 30? fuck you are old.
I think a bunch of us are close to that here, actually. :lol:
I think I might be considered one of the young ones.I'm 25 too! jeez i dont even remember how old I was when I started posting here....14, 15?
25 is young, right? Right . . ?
30's not old.
Merla, on the other hand, will be turning 33.
She may as well be mummified.
You know it's kinda funny. Sometimes I buy those like fun packs with all the little bags of chips in it. Only one I don't eat is the Cool Ranch Doritos. They just end up sitting around and getting thrown away.
There isn't a Subway next door to the Supermarket? You can get it with a soda and a 6-inch sub for 5 bucks.
ebay for a collection of tiny bags?
Ok, I have še Doritos and some alcohol. Who's dropping by šis weekend?
Never for you. Maybe for her.Well fuck you. :D
I could get 'em for a parka.
happy birthday samanthaaa
How does next weekend work for you? I'm ok wiž a late biržday present.
You don't have to paint it, just make marble cake out of Red Velvet and a white cake mix with green tea powder in it.hmmmm Red Velvet cake
Happy Belated! May no one ever find out how old you really are.
It's never too late. Unless you lose a limb. Then you're a useless burden to society.
Bumping your own birthday thread? Don't you know you are just suppose to guilt trip people when they forget about your birthday.
Bumping your own birthday thread? Don't you know you are just suppose to guilt trip people when they forget about your birthday.
That only works for me
My family bought me a monocle. My family is awesome. All sophisticated and shit now.
So what you're saying is that your pitiable?
Now you just have to move to Italy and make your "I lived in the Axis powers" tour complete.
Now you just have to move to Italy and make your "I lived in the Axis powers" tour complete.What about Cuba
Although in double checking to see if Cuba was or wasn't an Axis powet, I did find out that Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, and Bulgaria also signed that pact. So it looks like you do have a lot more moving around to do.i cant believe you actually checked on it lol
nigga that "hardly a real country" made your government shit bricks more than once
nigga that "hardly a real country" made your government shit bricks more than once
That was all Russia.
Those were Russian missiles in Cuba. It wasn't Cuba it's self that had us worried. It was Cuba's alliance with Russia and what having that ally so close to your shores would mean. (In this case it meant a place for Russia to put missiles within striking distance of our shores.) Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter. Without the powerhouse of Russia behind them, the ability to throw a large stone or sharpened stick at us would have been a great achievement for Cuba. Russia's hand was far heavier in Cuba, then it was in Vietnam. China was really the "Big Bad" as it were, of that war.
From time to time I fake my own death, then set up a new life someplace else and keep moving. Remind me sometime to tell you what really happened during the 3rd Crusade. Let me tell you Richard the 1st knew how to party, and I'll leave it at that for now.
Those were Russian missiles in Cuba. It wasn't Cuba it's self that had us worried. It was Cuba's alliance with Russia and what having that ally so close to your shores would mean. (In this case it meant a place for Russia to put missiles within striking distance of our shores.) Without Russia, Cuba would have been just about as much a threat to the US as a 3rd grader is to a UFC Fighter. Without the powerhouse of Russia behind them, the ability to throw a large stone or sharpened stick at us would have been a great achievement for Cuba. Russia's hand was far heavier in Cuba, then it was in Vietnam. China was really the "Big Bad" as it were, of that war.
WHo cares about the big guys (dont even make me started with mexico bro). You got it handed to you by VIETNAM. Reminds me of the Maldives war (btw did you know the US gave money and weapons to argentina and peru to fight against britain? and u know how that ended)
You should go now before the Greeks call dibs on all the kangaroos.silly Nuri, the greeks cant even afford toilet paper do you think they would be able to afford kangaroos?
Talking about tax increases, dont you love that crazy mofo, Gerard Depardieu, even more now?
Because I felt it's related somehow... Brigitte Bardot May Quit France Over Elephants (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/brigitte-bardot-may-quit-france-over-elephants-152619657.html)
Talking about tax increases, dont you love that crazy mofo, Gerard Depardieu, even more now?
I mainly have some newfound respect for czar Putin, trolling the Frenchies like that