The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bitch on Apr 11, 2008, 11:44:42 PM
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I've been back in Kansas officially since February, but haven't said anything since I hadn't really gotten much done in the way of making my residency back in my home state permanent. In fact, I was back January 17, but my dad carted me to Oklahoma again because he hoped it would make my sister whine less (it didn't). I was especially hesitant because the job situation here is really bleak; I've been actively looking for a job since November and hadn't gotten a single interview until recently.
My brother, sis-in-law and nephew moved here from Utah to take over my dad's house. Since my dad established a residency in Oklahoma, he was able to get an Oklahoma divorce by publication so my mom wouldn't contest it, which she would have almost certainly done. He also did it so she wouldn't take half his stuff, which is good because she's already taken (and pawned) more than her fair share. Because of this, the house is still half in her name and he can't sign it over the Marcus outright without her being present and also willing to sign. This will never happen.
I'm going to be renting from Marcus as soon as my dad leaves for Oklahoma. They very enthusiastically suggested I do so, and I complied with even greater enthusiasm. Miina and I get along wonderfully, I've always looked up to Marcus as a fellow black sheep, and Adam, their demon hell child, is pretty okay most of the time. Also, I'm wanting to start school soon. Since the rent is cheap and I won't have any other living expenses, this seems like a great idea. Especially when Dad moves out, since we won't have to worry about putting gas in his car and buying meat all the time. A pound of lean hamburger is around $4, and a pound of firm tofu is only $2. My dad refuses to eat tofu and insists that every meal he eats ha some kind of meat in it.
I recently got a job at a call center that calls businesses and homes trying to get people to take retarded surveys. The pay is good, the job is easy and the hours are just right for a college schedule. I look forward to hearing some of you cussing at me very soon.
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Show your tits!
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Here ya go. (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=blue+tit&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2)
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hahaha pwn3d!
I didn't know you were a vegetarian
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But....But....Tofu is icky!
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I want some form of meat with every meal I have too. Tofu is made of soy and will turn you into a woman. That poor little kid is gonna have bitch tits by the time he's 12.
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Indeed. It gives you vaginas.
I love vegetarian food, I just use it as a side dish or snack.
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I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't want meat all the time. Adam the Antichrist eats plenty of eat, too, so he won't have any extra orifices any time soon.
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I had something called Gobi that was made out of cauliflower on set that was great. It was like they turned cauliflower into chicken.
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......::Slaps IDE.:::: Dat dere's vegan talk!
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If God didn't want us to eat meat then he shouldn't have made animals so tasty.
JK. I was a vegetarian for a short six months.
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......::Slaps IDE.:::: Dat dere's vegan talk!
b-but it was delicious and fried!
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I just had a couple of vegetarian cr0n dogs from Trader Joe's. They are goooooooooooooood
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If God didn't want us to eat meat then he shouldn't have made animals so tasty.
JK. I was a vegetarian for a short six months.
Also Cows are slow and easy to kill. It's like they WANT us to eat them.
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If God didn't want us to eat meat then he shouldn't have made animals so tasty.
JK. I was a vegetarian for a short six months.
Also Cows are slow and easy to kill. It's like they WANT us to eat them.
Yeah, Cows are just designed to be eaten. They serve no environmental purpose if not eaten, just like turkey. Turkey are the dumbest animals ever, and delicious as all hell.
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Word.
While I still eat pork, it is kinda hard though when you see how intellegent pigs really are. Bacon still is the ultimate deal breaker.
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I'm not a fan of the pig that much. I don't like bacon, either.
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good cause I'm saving that bacon.
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I can only eat like 4-5 strips of bacon at once. if i eat more i start feeling nauseous
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I could eat tons of bacon...but I don't.
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Word.
While I still eat pork, it is kinda hard though when you see how intellegent pigs really are. Bacon still is the ultimate deal breaker.
Yeah...I don't eat much pork either, but I love me some Bacon.
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Bacon used to give me the worse migraines known to man...the kind that would make you cry in pain but not let you sleep it off and medicine put not the first dent in it. Found out it was due to an allergy to nitrites that applied to any processed foods. For some reason, bacon was the worst one, and even now I can't eat much of it.
Sad, too, since I really like it. But eating a double-decker BLT is a harrowing proposition when you risk a crippling head-ache for a couple days by eating one.
I don't care about a hog or a cow or a turkey's intellect. The only reason they're here is for our good. I don't believe in mistreating critters or anything, but I'd eat chimpanzee if they cooked it right. And if I was starving to death and there was no lesser life-forms around, I'd start eyeballing the nearest person I liked least.
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Try eating uncured side meat. It's like bacon, but less salty and greasy, and it's usually cut thicker.
I'm not really a big fan of bacon or ham because of the saltiness, but pork tenderloin is the nectar of the motherfucking gods if you cook it right. I like fish a lot too, especially if I help catch it (and someone else guts it). Crappie was put on this world just for my enjoyment.
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Veggies are more fun to arrange in patterns on the plate. I'm tired of eating. :P I got cheese broccoli soup yesterday at a restaurant and picked the broccoli out, made a little grove on my bread plate and ate the big stalk in the middle. The server looked at me like I was crazy when she picked up the plates. But I was a good girl and finished all of my Guinness. :bernie:
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Something about pork creeps me out. I hate the texture of it.
And I hate raw tomatoes. And olives, mayo, 1000 island dressing, burnt french fries... I could go on.
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Beets, canned tuna, milk, fried anything, celery, white chocolate, hard-boiled or deviled eggs, strawberries, pudding, Jello, butter, sponge/angel food cakes or any form of goofy bread like banana bread, gravy....never liked any form of liver or innards. Any meat back in the day had to be the perfect bite - no off-color, no fat/gristle/bone, etc. Blood was okay.
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Something about pork creeps me out. I hate the texture of it.
And I hate raw tomatoes. And olives, mayo, 1000 island dressing, burnt french fries... I could go on.
I'd be quite content with a sammich made from all of the above.
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You hate RAW tomatoes? Are there any other kind worth a damn? And here I thought Fried Green Tomatoes was just a sick joke...I didn't know people actually ate it. What a waste of a perfectly good 'mater. If you're gonna fry something like that, stick with eggplant or squash or something equally useless otherwise.
Pork tenderloin + smoker = glory
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Something about pork creeps me out. I hate the texture of it.
And I hate raw tomatoes. And olives, mayo, 1000 island dressing, burnt french fries... I could go on.
Agreed on Mayo and thousand island. Who likes burnt food?
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The Duchess of Windsor would send back an entire meal if she saw a single tomato seed in it.
And this was amusing deja vu - I didn't see it earlier:
I don't care about a hog or a cow or a turkey's intellect. The only reason they're here is for our good.
My ex said essentially the same thing about women. :laugh:
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The Duchess of Windsor would send back an entire meal if she saw a single tomato seed in it.
And this was amusing deja vu - I didn't see it earlier:
I don't care about a hog or a cow or a turkey's intellect. The only reason they're here is for our good.
My ex said essentially the same thing about women. :laugh:
Well...
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Wow. Fuck you.
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You hate RAW tomatoes? Are there any other kind worth a damn? And here I thought Fried Green Tomatoes was just a sick joke...I didn't know people actually ate it. What a waste of a perfectly good 'mater. If you're gonna fry something like that, stick with eggplant or squash or something equally useless otherwise.
I like things that are made out of tomatoes like marinara, ketchup, and Bloody Marys (But not if they're just vodka, tom. juice and tabasco sauce, they need lots of shit in them). I can't stand the taste of raw tomatoes on my salads or sandwiches. The one night, my boyfriend bought a deli sandwich, and on the way home he asked me to take a bite. I asked if there were tomatoes in there and he didn't think so. It was the only thing I could taste.
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What else do you want in your bloody mary? The only thing really missing from your list is Worcestershire sauce and black pepper that I can think of.
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Wow. Fuck you.
HEY! The bible said so. Would I lie to me?
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What else do you want in your bloody mary? The only thing really missing from your list is Worcestershire sauce and black pepper that I can think of.
Guh, I can't stand those things. I worked with a guy who drank nothing but those at bars. The bartenders always looked at him odd. I understand going for classic drinks like a Gimlet, but bloody marys? Bleech.
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It's like spaghetti dinner that gets you wasted, what's not to like about that?
And in the mornings they're great with some lemon in them to force you start drinking again while hungover.
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You can put lots of other things in Bloody Marys: Absolut Citron, Guiness, olive juice, lime juice, etc. I like creative ones.
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I suppose I am a traditionalist and just do straight shots.
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I've noticed that a lot of the women who do rescue work have gotten out of really bad or downright abusive relationships. Of those probably about 2/3 are also vegetarian/vegan or at least pescetarian. I wonder if it has anything to do with relating to fellow animals used as providers of goods & services. I really should take a year off from work and get a couple million for expenses from the gubmint in order to research this theory. 8)
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I don't care about a hog or a cow or a turkey's intellect. The only reason they're here is for our good.
My ex said essentially the same thing about women. :laugh:
Well, for my part, the last thing I'd do with farm-raised womens is sending them to the slaughterhouse.
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You can put lots of other things in Bloody Marys: Absolut Citron, Guiness, olive juice, lime juice, etc. I like creative ones.
Actual Blood.
Oh....just me? Ok then.
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I'm with you, Chels, except on the Bloody Mary part. I can't eat just a tomato, it has to have something with it. Like I'll eat tomato soup if I can soak it all up with a sandwich, or I'll put tomato slices on a burger. But if there are tomatoes in a green salad, I'll pick them all out and give them to someone else.
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*loves every form of the tomato*
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Like I'll eat tomato soup if I can soak it all up with a sandwich,
Oh yeah. I loves me some tomato soup, but only with crackers.
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I will eat ketchup, meat with tomato sauce, and raw tomato as long as it's in sandwich or something. Tomato by itself doesn't taste like anything to me. I don't want any soup or drinks or anything else out of it though. It reminds me of tomato vomit.
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The soup tastes a lot like spaghetti sauce.
I can drink V8 and tomato juice but its not good unless its on the rocks.
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I don't like plain old spaghetti sauce all runny by itself. I want it with lots of meat and veggies.
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I made some sauce with grilled portobello mushrooms this week. :)
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Bernie. I love LOLcats.
I also love tomatoes on sammiches and burgers.
That is all.
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lolcats piss me off because its basically some shit bag who stole all the images from 4chan's caturday and is profiteering off other people's work.
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The pictures are cute, but reading people's comments make my eyes bleed. Jesus, type in English!
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The only things I hate with all my soul are beans. They are DISGUSTING.
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Really? I assumed you loved them. Huh.
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Only if you cook them with a side of Guinea Pig.
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And Penguin ceviche?
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I don't like how a bean is like a sac filled with powder. The texture is such a turn-off.
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o.O What beans do you eat? Mine are always all softy and yummy.
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He likes his beans like he likes his...
actually that doesn't make any sense.
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It's those little brown ones. I hates them. They're mushy and gross. I like long green beans.
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yeah you do
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I do too. Haricort Verts are delicious.
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I love beans, especially the way my dad makes them. It's so god damn tasty. Split pea soup with grilled cheese sandwiches is best, though. <3
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I like lentil soup with my grilled cheeses.
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I've never had a grilled cheese sandwich. Or lentil soup.
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I do too. Haricort Verts are delicious.
aaaa moi aussi!
You know what are the most disgusting beans ever? those really big ones...hmm I don't know how are they called in english, in spanish they are called pallares. NASTY.
OO Nuri you HAVE to eat a grilled cheese sandwich, they are SOOOO good. In my attempt to gain back some of my ass, I eat one of those every morning. hmmm
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I've never had a grilled cheese sandwich. Or lentil soup.
wow really? I mean well I can see never having lentil soup. But you never had a grilled cheese sammich? Get some wonderbread, butter, and american cheese slices and go to town.
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I do too. Haricort Verts are delicious.
aaaa moi aussi!
You know what are the most disgusting beans ever? those really big ones...hmm I don't know how are they called in english, in spanish they are called pallares. NASTY.
OO Nuri you HAVE to eat a grilled cheese sandwich, they are SOOOO good. In my attempt to gain back some of my ass, I eat one of those every morning. hmmm
Lima Beans. They are, no one likes them, apparently not even people in Lima.
I make the best grilled Cheese. Gotta be made on a hot cast iron pan. Perfect heat ratio.
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I've never had a grilled cheese sandwich. Or lentil soup.
wow really? I mean well I can see never having lentil soup. But you never had a grilled cheese sammich? Get some wonderbread, butter, and american cheese slices and go to town.
You can put bacon in there if you want to be fancy.
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OO Nuri you HAVE to eat a grilled cheese sandwich, they are SOOOO good. In my attempt to gain back some of my ass, I eat one of those every morning. hmmm
Uhh.... I really don't want any help in that department. :blink:
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I didn't either, but now I do :-(
damnit.
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A grilled cheese sandwich is the most basic of quick hot meals on the cheap. And you can go low-fat on the butter and cheese to help keep the ass-inflation in chell.
I, on the other hand, will continue to bathe mine in actual butter and with at least two slices of real cheese.
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Do you eat it w/ white or wheat bread? I don't eat white bread a lot these days, but when I do, I love it smothered with butter. :tired:
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I used italian 5-grain bread, smart balance butter, and Kraft Singles.
Kraft is THE American chese... product thingy. I only use it for grilled cheeses. Otherwise you have to use babyswiss, which I am not that big a fan of.
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use white bread
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I'm not that big a fan.
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I wouldn't use white bread these days either but for someone whose never had a grilled cheese I'd suggest white bread, butter, and kraft deli style full on fat version cheese. Just for their trial run. These days mine are made with that same italian 5 grain and fat free cheese. They're not even grilled but rather toasted in the microwave.
Sure they're fat free...but they're a hollow soulless version of a grilled cheese sammich. Their very existence is painful to them. If they could talk they would beg to be eaten as soon as possible.
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KEEP THE BREAD WHITE AND PURE
...but it doesn't really make much of a difference, as it all turns brown in the end.
The fact that you're basically toasting two pieces of bread with cheese in between them on a buttered skillet somewhat eliminates any taste or textural difference between white and wheat, at least for my taste.
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Store-brand wheat bread and American cheese is really tasty. If you want to get fancy, muenster cheese melts nicely and has a really good flavor.
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I actually tried it with split pea soup yesterday that was pretty good. The salty bacon soup flavor went good with my nearly tasteless fat free cheese.
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Also, I just realized that the only reason celebrities live here is to avoid the california state tax. Will Smith should've rapped about that in Welcome to Miami...
~All around me cubans and haitians! Only reason moved here is for tax evasions!~
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Aaa my grilled cheese sandwichs are done with wheat bread and whatever cheese the truck guy put on it. Also, I tell him to put extra butter so when he grills it, its extra crunchy. YUMMM
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Also, I just realized that the only reason celebrities live here is to avoid the california state tax. Will Smith should've rapped about that in Welcome to Miami...
~All around me cubans and haitians! Only reason moved here is for tax evasions!~
Not to mention, they can never sieze your home. That's why OJ lives here.
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Thats right. Forgot about that.
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I like Pepperjack on my Grilled Cheese.