Author Topic: I'm having a panic attack... (Read 57085 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #270 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:18:49 PM »

Bring her some food, and tell her 'Male penguins bring female penguins snacks to attact them'.

Penguins > Geese.

IDE · « **Reply #271 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:40:33 PM »

Fine it's over, good. Now we cut our losses and move on to the next one.

I really wish there was some way for me to show you what it is I do. I mean you get commentary from the little guy that pilots my body, but what I actually do offline relating to women is something altogether different and wonderful and if I made a video or something maybe I could help people. But actually to hell with that, keep playing scrabble and what not because I'm actually interested in how that approach turns out (and wish you nothing but the best in your endeavors).

But the funny thing is I've met a girl that I kind of really like for once...we talked on the phone for like almost an hour completely sober and it's only the 2nd time we've talked...we're really excited about eachother...unfortunately I've already tainted the relationship with the dark lie about my true age...for none among the local villagers can ever know how long I've walked these hallowed halls, lest I be marked for the preternatural evil i am and thus driven from my lair.

Rama · « **Reply #272 on:** May 30, 2006, 12:00:48 AM »

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No, It's Done. TRUST me. I'll recount it.
Was at work, hanging in the Dungeon, AKA the back area with all the books. Gal comes into the back, gives this guy co-worker (Know'em, nice guy.) some pizza, and then starts talking to the guy about how Male Geese attract female geese (or vice versa) by bringing them food and such.

You don't need to be a genius to tell what's going on THERE.

Bah....nothing worthwile is ever easy.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #273 on:** May 30, 2006, 12:11:00 AM »

Boomhauer's plan works just as well. Just keep asking, someone is bound to say yes.

B E C K · « **Reply #274 on:** May 30, 2006, 01:06:13 AM »

Dude, you ruined it. When she started to prattle on about the damn geese, you should've made a honking sound like a gander.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #275 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:18:59 AM »

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Dude, you ruined it. When she started to prattle on about the damn geese, you should've made a honking sound like a gander.

While squeezin her tit.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #276 on:** May 30, 2006, 08:53:27 AM »

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unfortunately I've already tainted the relationship with the dark lie about my true age...for none among the local villagers can ever know how long I've walked these hallowed halls, lest I be marked for the preternatural evil i am and thus driven from my lair.

Haha! See! you are starting to lie now! And it's just the beginning! bad bad

ON the good side, it's good that you are getting a girl. I thought the only one that was attracted with you here(in a sexual way of course) was D.

IDE · « **Reply #277 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:51:20 PM »

I'm not "starting" to lie I admitted before I've been lying for years now and it's to blame in part for my perceptions of women and relationships degrading.

The only one attracted to me where? Here on INTERNET? I wasn't fishing for attraction here...I wouldn't blatanly display my insanity anywhere that I'm trying to pick up...and besides I'm way too old for D.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #278 on:** May 30, 2006, 07:15:07 PM »

He's also way too manly.

Bah, E, you should have not dwadled. While you were sitting around waiting for the right moment, another man came in and swooped up your prey. Of course, you still could have walked over and gotten into the conversation, giving not so subtle hints that he needed to leave. And if he starts something, I'm sure you could handle him, just don't do it around the girl.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #279 on:** May 30, 2006, 08:05:58 PM »

WORST serious advice ever!
So then the girl could have thought he was obsessed with her?

B E C K · « **Reply #280 on:** May 31, 2006, 12:52:06 AM »

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Dude, you ruined it. When she started to prattle on about the damn geese, you should've made a honking sound like a gander.
While squeezin her tit.

Dude!

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I'm not "starting" to lie I admitted before I've been lying for years now and it's to blame in part for my perceptions of women and relationships degrading.

He speaks the truth, Faye.

IDE · « **Reply #281 on:** May 31, 2006, 02:46:42 AM »

I made out with a hot blonde chick tonight at work and then the funniest thing happened afterwards...I felt remorse...like I was betraying the girl that I liked and likes me...it was the weirdest thing...I think I'm gonna stop making out with random hot chicks for a little while...until I've sorted this thing out with the girl that I like...if I posted pictures of both of them you would all say "go with the blonde" she's all tanned and wearing strappy thick heels and a short skirt...but then the teen wolf music would come on and I'd push my way through the crowd...passed the blonde and kiss the girl that I like (whose still really cute but not girls gone wild sorority spring break edition type cute). Basically it's ye olde Ginger vs Mary Anne debacle.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #282 on:** May 31, 2006, 05:31:09 AM »

I'm not sure how it would help thins but you really should post a few pictures.

Sam · « **Reply #283 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:47:02 AM »

We're a valuable resource that should be used.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #284 on:** Jun 01, 2006, 08:14:11 AM »

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QUOTE (DarthNuriko @ May 30 2006, 12:06 AM)
Dude, you ruined it. When she started to prattle on about the damn geese, you should've made a honking sound like a gander.

While squeezin her tit.

!!!

I really should know not to drink coffee while reading posts here. Glad it's a company keyboard.

IDE · « **Reply #285 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 01:12:56 AM »

Well the girl that I like called tonight and asked me to meet her somewhere but since I have no license I couldn't go. I could call her and ask her over here but Im just as likely to...oh man these little emo faggots who sing about their angst and anger are such pussies the only way to work this out is to kill someone and wear their entrails as a hat.

IDE · « **Reply #286 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 02:58:42 AM »

That girl just came over here at 3am and we started making ouit so I went for her shirt and she...STOPPED...me.

I was thinking "hey maybe I shouldn't go for it with her right now" cause I kind of like her...but then I went for it anyway and now she probably thinks I'm a douchebag...and ya know what? Maybe she's right...

and then one of you will say: I concur with everything except the "maybe", but now you can't because I've gone and done it.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #287 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 09:33:22 AM »

You moved too fast. That's all.

Sam · « **Reply #288 on:** Jun 04, 2006, 11:13:20 PM »

Slow down, you move too fast.
You got to make the morning last.
Just kicking down the cobble stones.
Looking for fun and feelin' groovy.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #289 on:** Jun 05, 2006, 01:07:57 PM »

Failed.

Merla · « **Reply #290 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 08:13:56 AM »

Way too fast man.

B E C K · « **Reply #291 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 08:21:28 AM »

I was under the impression he was used to working fast.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #292 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 08:50:44 AM »

Actually, it might impress you people that frat guys act that EXACT same way, so if this girl was flirting with IDE ,she probably knew his type and what he wanted. So maybe she's the cock teaser one.
aaah but I dont know.

Merla · « **Reply #293 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 01:32:28 PM »

Maybe she is naive. Isn't she only 18 or something? Away from home for the first time and IDE comes to prey on her virgin self. Just a thought.

IDE · « **Reply #294 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 01:41:46 PM »

I think she did have some preconcieved notion of what frat bouncer guy would try to do, but who knows (and this isn't over yet)...The nature of my behavior doesn't stem from being in a fraternity though...that's a whole other story that I won't bore you with.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #295 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 02:56:14 PM »

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Maybe she is naive. Isn't she only 18 or something? Away from home for the first time and IDE comes to prey on her virgin self. Just a thought.

Please say that was a joke? don't tell me she's 18?
If so, IDE, you are disgusting. You are practically turning into a D

IDE · « **Reply #296 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 04:32:31 PM »

First of all...there are very few 18 yr old virgin girls.

2nd, This particular girl is 19.

My most recent relationship was with an 18 yr old though, as far as me being disgusting don't tell me you've never had a thing for a younger guy.

Finally, When I say I'm preying upon them that's more of my little spin on things than what's actually happening. I don't swoop in and snatch them from their cradles or anything. About 80% of the time I'm the one who is approached by them. It's at that point that I am forced to make the decision "Do I tell her my real age and ruin everything?" or do I give her what she wanted when she first decided to come over and talk to me.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #297 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 04:34:48 PM »

wait, aren't you like 27?

IDE · « **Reply #298 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 04:37:21 PM »

yeah

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #299 on:** Jun 06, 2006, 04:39:08 PM »

ok, that's disgusting. Where's your coincience? 18 is barely legal! you are almost as bad as D. You are so old too! And NO, I've never liked anyone younger than me, EVEN LESS 10 years younger, for God's sake. That's plain sick.