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« Reply #30 on: Apr 21, 2006, 12:52:01 PM »
My taxes were mailed in on Saturday.  I owed $230 to the IRS, and the state owed me $300.  So I'm coming out slightly ahead.

And speaking of which, I have no cleanliness issues with my unit.  It's always looking spiffy.
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« Reply #31 on: Apr 21, 2006, 01:11:35 PM »
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Cheesy slime is for unclean men.
CHEESY SLIME????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER HEARD

of course after tom's sex adventures.
...I am cut, you twit, did you ignore every post I said about me being cut?

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You think you'd know enough about cock to realize that.
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« Reply #32 on: Apr 21, 2006, 01:16:41 PM »
Your dick is sometimes cheezy.

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« Reply #33 on: Apr 21, 2006, 01:20:41 PM »
If uncut penises were prehensile I might feel some remorse but more sensation isn't worth the trade off in appearance to me.

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« Reply #34 on: Apr 21, 2006, 02:37:09 PM »
...I wish they were. Driving would be alot easier.

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« Reply #35 on: Apr 21, 2006, 03:38:30 PM »
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Cheesy slime is for unclean men.
CHEESY SLIME????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER HEARD

of course after tom's sex adventures.
...I am cut, you twit, did you ignore every post I said about me being cut?

...

You think you'd know enough about cock to realize that.
ehm heeello? where did i say you weren't cut, dumbass?

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« Reply #36 on: Apr 21, 2006, 04:55:32 PM »
Why does everything have to be about my dick and sexlife?!

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« Reply #37 on: Apr 21, 2006, 08:00:50 PM »
only your sex life, and that's only cause you ALWAYS talk about it. I thought we all agreed that you couldn't talk about your :pukes: sex life in this board.

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« Reply #38 on: Apr 21, 2006, 08:02:46 PM »
...how does me saying Kary doesn't like uncut ones equate to me in a sweaty poundfest?

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« Reply #39 on: Apr 21, 2006, 08:06:05 PM »
baby fuck!
baby fuck!

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« Reply #40 on: Apr 21, 2006, 09:48:36 PM »
lolipr0n?

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« Reply #41 on: Apr 21, 2006, 09:49:06 PM »
IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!

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« Reply #42 on: Apr 21, 2006, 10:01:53 PM »
Hawttie!

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« Reply #43 on: Apr 21, 2006, 11:33:30 PM »
Appearance? What the hell? You know it's generally pulled back once things get intimate.  They all look pretty much the same at that point.

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« Reply #44 on: Apr 22, 2006, 12:00:39 AM »
I know I've posted this already, but I'm reminded of it again.  When Sue Johanson of "Talk Sex" had this one caller whose chick complained about the smell and it turns out he never cleaned his mathinger.  She's all "pull back the skin" and he's like "whhaaaaaa?  I'm suppose to do that?  Woooooow."  :lol:  Oh good times....

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« Reply #45 on: Apr 22, 2006, 12:09:58 AM »
From watching alot of pr0n most do and some don't.  And at the point  it's inside it's not like it matters I guess. Personally,  I prefer the cut appearance but moreso than my own preference I'm concerned with the opinions of the demographic that i'm trying to stick it into.  And all my knowledge on the subject both through personal experience and casual research has shown that they like it cut.

 

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« Reply #46 on: Apr 22, 2006, 04:13:38 PM »
I happened upon a website that basically said if you are uncut NEVER cut it later in life because apparently we cut guys don't know what real sex feels like!

I wonder if it's comparable to what girls feel cause they always seem to be getting a whole lot more out of it than me.

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« Reply #47 on: Apr 22, 2006, 05:34:07 PM »
My dick works fine, I don't know what those websites are for... but then websites are like assholes... only some do you really wanna look at.

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« Reply #48 on: Apr 22, 2006, 10:48:35 PM »
They're not all goatse!

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« Reply #49 on: Apr 24, 2006, 05:05:12 PM »
Cut or no cut, all I want is mindblowing multiple orgasms. Ladies have it lucky.
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« Reply #50 on: Apr 24, 2006, 05:43:48 PM »
Unless they're with you.  Ha ha.  Oh snap.

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« Reply #51 on: Apr 24, 2006, 06:39:14 PM »
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