Author Topic: Reason # 5,986,472 why I will never have a kid (Read 18289 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Sep 13, 2004, 03:19:29 PM »

Forwarded by a fellow CF'er - original post from the Baby Center board:

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UGH!! I had my second baby 2/22/04 and everything was going along just fine until the pit. was started at 7cm 100% effaced. I went drug free again as I did w/ my first and boy did I feel everything! The muscle between my v.hole and b.hole ripped fully apart. My two holes became one. My midwife said she has never in her 15 years of nursing has she seen a tear like that. They described it as "hamburger" It took 2.5 hrs in the OR and two MD's to put me back together. I was told if I have another baby I MUST have a c/s or run the risk of wearing diapers the rest of my life. I have decided no more babies, I cant go through that again. What an awful experience, one that I will never forget. Anyone else been through this? My butt is still sore to this day, 4 months later

*hugs all our furbabies*

tomduo · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 04:18:12 PM »

Take the drugs.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:00:25 PM »

DISGUSTO!! Now I think I'm certain I don't want one. If I ever hook up with someone and he REALLY wants one, he's gonna have to fuckin' PAY me to birth some little monster seedling. JESUS CHRIST.

Semi-related, Bernie, do you still have that child-free link you posted at my blog a long while back? I changed comment software and now I don'ts gots it no more.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:15:47 PM »

OMFG thats horrible!!! thats why i have always prefer cesarea!

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:47:11 PM »

Are you sure? What if it leaves a scar? Assuming you don't get stretch marks...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:00:02 AM »

with today's technology, theres no scars left:-D

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:01:55 AM »

Just wait for transporter technology and they can zap the kid out.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:08:11 AM »

exactly.
or make the man give birth

Bitch · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:08:36 AM »

Or just don't have kids.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:10:23 AM »

........god fuckshit.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:24:53 AM »

Or be like that frog that has a back full of eggs imbedded in its skin! EWWW!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:25:47 AM »

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 03:02:34 AM »

I'd Google for an image for that but I'm getting tired.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 11:51:47 AM »

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Semi-related, Bernie, do you still have that child-free link you posted at my blog a long while back? I changed comment software and now I don'ts gots it no more.

Hell, it's bookmarked here at work.

http://www.fred.net/turtle/kids/kidrants.shtml

Proud winner of the Sally Jessy Cruel Site of the Day award!

And also in the semi-related dept, some bored housewife is trying to get Maddox's site shut down for being "harmful to children"- GAAAAHHHHH!!!

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/mam/main.htm

Abd finally, lest anyone think the original subject is an urban legend, here's the link. Worth it for the thread title alone! Apparently, goaste crotch happens all the time.

http://bbs.babycenter.com/board/pregnancy/.../thread/1165945

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When she got upset and had a bowel movement, her poop would go out the wrong opening

:x !!!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 12:24:18 PM »

My signature is around 198XX, but it certainly would be a waste of time to look for it now.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 12:39:33 PM »

Told Beth to do something uncomfortable and physically inconvenient, did you?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:49:34 PM »

aww i dont like that sit,r they talk about coockies getting fucked up and moms dying:-/

i wonder how long they have to wait till they can have sex?

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 07:12:10 PM »

After that, would you even think about fucking sex?

Bitch · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 07:18:30 PM »

Fucking sex? I thought that was the only kind there was!

tomduo · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 10:05:31 PM »

Not in Hanoi.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 11:21:32 PM »

"A$$ ripped wide open during second delivery" Ha ha, dollar signs is so bling-bling.

MAM? Isn't there anything better to do with their time than suppress someone else's freedom of speech? "Currently, parental blockers are not blocking his site and this is just unacceptable." Oh no, he's making me monitor what my kids look at on the internet! Great f'in God!

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 11:25:47 PM »

OMG, I read more of that MAM page...

"I discovered his website when I found my oldest son, age 14 looking through a page on his site that promoted suicide..... Ever since my son started going to Maddox's website, I noticed an increase in his hatred towards certain groups of people and his negative attitude towards life."

Maybe it's because you're ignoring him to bitch about something that's meaningless in your lives! This kid could be clinically depressed, picked on in school, going through a generally tough time and you're concerned about a website. Why do you think he went there in the first place!? Stupid cow!

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 11:57:52 PM »

*Sigh* I missed that Brats site. It's going in my favorites.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:30:07 AM »

I made the "raining sprogs" post yesterday. Jump in & share anytime!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:38:31 AM »

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After that, would you even think about fucking sex?

dude if i was pregnant and didnt have sex for at least 2 months, believe me, i would be freaking h-o-r-n-y

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:41:57 AM »

One of the guys up here got a bit 'faced at Happy Hour last week & admitted that he hadn't had any since his wife was 8 months pregnant. The kid is almost 5 month old, so do the math. Apparently, he had the gall to touch a breast the night before and she slapped his hand away and said, "Those belong to Shitleigh!" or whatever the kid's name is.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:43:55 AM »

OMG LOL!
thats freaking crazy! does pregnant women dont get horny or what? i thought they do

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:48:33 AM »

Some women become so obsessed with the kid that the husband becomes secondary, except for monetary support. I can't imagine a life that fucked up, but it happens all the time.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:51:20 AM »

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Some women become so obsessed with the kid that the husband becomes secondary

fuck that!!! no waaay thats gonna happen to me!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:57:59 AM »

It makes for a royally fucked-up family dynamic, that's for sure.