Author Topic: HELP! (Read 12630 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 07:39:04 PM »

Am I misreading things or did IDE come on to Max?

tomduo · « **Reply #31 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 07:55:44 PM »

He wants to fuck anything, which is why he wants Faye.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 08:11:25 PM »

Quick Max, tell him you're a prostitute!

Max Con · « **Reply #33 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 08:49:44 PM »

$50 flat fee. It goes up in $20 increments depending on what you want.

tomduo · « **Reply #34 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 10:06:38 PM »

Shit, that's a good deal.

IDE · « **Reply #35 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 10:10:06 PM »

Quote

Am I misreading things or did IDE come on to Max?

you're misreading things. I don't care what happens to Max's crotch.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 10:12:14 PM »

How can you be so heartless? NO CHILD'S CROTCH LEFT BEHIND.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #37 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 10:50:19 PM »

Online petition time!

Rama · « **Reply #38 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 11:07:00 PM »

I smell a new PBS series in the making.

IDE · « **Reply #39 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 11:47:02 PM »

I will play the Indiana Jones of crotches!

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 01:25:42 AM »

You're old and wrinkly and wear an earring?

IDE · « **Reply #41 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 01:27:38 AM »

No, but I can use my penis as a whip.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 01:50:00 AM »

Is Sean Connery your penis' father?

IDE · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 03:32:37 AM »

Extra Zero · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 07:29:14 AM »

Makes sense...

tomduo · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 03:04:32 PM »

My penis claims Chuck Norris as his father.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 05:08:48 PM »

There are no testicles next to that penis, just another fist.

tomduo · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 05:50:02 PM »

Two fists, and one is named awesome. I can't tell you the other one's name, because it would cause your chest to explode.

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 06:33:18 PM »

I picture your penis covered with mountains of hair. Here's an artist's conception of what it may look like.

tomduo · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 07:42:34 PM »

HAHA!

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 08:40:46 PM »

"Fabulouth".

Rama · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 10:30:55 PM »

God Damn this is one wacky game show.....

Extra Zero · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 12:09:09 AM »

We'll call it: "EAT THESE PILLS".

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 23, 2006, 12:03:13 AM »

We'll call it a side effect from the tech support people playing Omen-type music and then "Sabre Dance" as they had me on hold.