Author Topic: Scholarships (Read 11545 times)

The D · « **on:** Mar 08, 2006, 04:38:26 PM »

I loved it when I was in community college and my grants were so much, that after classes I could have up to $2000 in extra cash.

Now the money well is dry. I need free money. Do any of you guys know any good places to get scholarships, like companies, websites, ect? Any trustworthy sites where I can put in my info and not expect them to start opening credit accounts in my name?

Oh fuck it, what I really want to know is how the hell IDE pays for college nowadays. I need to know his secret!

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 08, 2006, 05:35:54 PM »

I don't get free money. I get student loans. I have accrued some serious debt, but its nothing optioning one really tight screen play won't take care of.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 08, 2006, 05:38:11 PM »

I could grant 'D' a hollow-point in the forehead...

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 11:19:07 AM »

I'm getting loans too so I can't help you either. Not even with the hollow point, as I'm one of the five Texans in the entire state that doesn't own a firearm.

Bitch · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 01:13:57 PM »

I think that you have to be intelligent in order to get a scholarship. And to get a grant, you have to be able to write and essay that doesn't suck. Unless you can prove yourself to be mentally handicapped rather than just stupid, I don't think you're gonna have much luck.

tomduo · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 03:06:02 PM »

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I think that you have to be intelligent in order to get a scholarship. And to get a grant, you have to be able to write and essay that doesn't suck. Unless you can prove yourself to be mentally handicapped rather than just stupid, I don't think you're gonna have much luck.

No, you have to be a poor minority, a woman, gay, or all of the above. Or you could be a nurse, and the government will cover everything. Unless you're studying a specific field, or in sports, the scholarships you'll get will be 300 dollars. That's what I get, and it doesn't even cover books XD

Kary gets 4k a semester for being a minority woman.

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 03:12:01 PM »

I've been in college for so long I doubt I could score any kind of free money. Unless there's like a Van Wilder Scholarship.

Bernie · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 03:17:46 PM »

I think Van Wilder was Erik Estrada's best "appears as himself" role. Truly inspiring.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 05:00:10 PM »

scholarships my ass. i don't get shit.

in NY, if you are a leftie, you can get a scholarship :-p

The D · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 05:34:14 PM »

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I think that you have to be intelligent in order to get a scholarship. And to get a grant, you have to be able to write and essay that doesn't suck. Unless you can prove yourself to be mentally handicapped rather than just stupid, I don't think you're gonna have much luck.
No, you have to be a poor minority, a woman, gay, or all of the above. Or you could be a nurse, and the government will cover everything. Unless you're studying a specific field, or in sports, the scholarships you'll get will be 300 dollars. That's what I get, and it doesn't even cover books XD

Kary gets 4k a semester for being a minority woman.

Gay hmm? All right, who do I have to shag to get some money?

Also, how is Kary a minority? If anything, Faye's a bigger minority and should be getting tons of free money. I think the only reason she doesn't is because she's rich.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 06:40:02 PM »

Tom is this gay scholarship in florida?

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 07:56:15 PM »

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I think that you have to be intelligent in order to get a scholarship. And to get a grant, you have to be able to write and essay that doesn't suck. Unless you can prove yourself to be mentally handicapped rather than just stupid, I don't think you're gonna have much luck.
No, you have to be a poor minority, a woman, gay, or all of the above. Or you could be a nurse, and the government will cover everything. Unless you're studying a specific field, or in sports, the scholarships you'll get will be 300 dollars. That's what I get, and it doesn't even cover books XD

Kary gets 4k a semester for being a minority woman.
Gay hmm? All right, who do I have to shag to get some money?

Also, how is Kary a minority? If anything, Faye's a bigger minority and should be getting tons of free money. I think the only reason she doesn't is because she's rich.

Faye is a minority in that she's a drunk foriegner. We don't need more of those.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 12:12:29 AM »

When I first went to college I had a 2k scholarship (like a k a semester or somethin') but I didn't even do anything to get it, so I have no idea what the decision to give it to me was even based on or how I would go about getting another scholarship like it.

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Also, how is Kary a minority?

What do you mean, "how is Kary a minority"? How is she not a minority?

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 01:23:03 AM »

Kary is half People Del Diablos (cuban) right?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 08:48:38 AM »

cubans and puertoricans shouldn't be considered a minority, they should be considered a pest!

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 08:54:48 AM »

With the way Hispanics are pouring into this country, soon they'll be the Majority. Finally....I'll get to be a minority and constantly bitch and everyone will feel sorry for me. I can't wait....

Mister Lopez didn't hire me because I was a gringo, now give me money!

tomduo · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 12:35:24 PM »

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Kary is half People Del Diablos (cuban) right?

Her parents a Puerto Rican, which means they don't eat Guinea Pig, Penguins, harbour Nazis, and change governments when a new type of firearm is introduced.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 02:34:23 PM »

I'll blow up miami with a nuclear device and live out my remaining years in amsterdam while summering in tokyo.

tomduo · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 03:35:15 PM »

You'll be sold into sexual slavery by the Yakuza.

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 03:40:45 PM »

...to hot japanese school girls!

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 04:45:35 PM »

Hot Japanese Schoolgirls.... Like the Holocaust...is just a myth. They don't exist. Only homely underage Japanese SchoolGirls exist, well unless you're in the red light district with a wad of hundreds. Then Hot SchoolGirls, Cat Chicks, women dressed up like various Pokemon all exist.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 05:26:35 PM »

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Kary is half People Del Diablos (cuban) right?
Her parents a Puerto Rican, which means they don't eat Guinea Pig, Penguins, harbour Nazis, and change governments when a new type of firearm is introduced.

Exactly, but instead they eat trash. cause you know, you are what you eat.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 05:57:13 PM »

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 06:36:48 PM »

I saw this chick in my building today who looked kind of like faye but a little older. Then this guy in the elevator said there are alot of peruvians living here.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 06:55:47 PM »

Would your building happen to be situated on an alpaca-abundant mountaintop and former home of the Incan Empire?

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 07:01:23 PM »

me at the pool

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 07:40:01 PM »

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I saw this chick in my building today who looked kind of like faye but a little older. Then this guy in the elevator said there are alot of peruvians living here.

what! fuck that! im UNIQUE.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 08:01:15 PM »

Maybe you've been cloned. All they would need is a sample of your DNA.

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me at the pool

Holy shit, you have Prince Adam and Moe Howard's barber.

tomduo · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 08:02:13 PM »

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Kary is half People Del Diablos (cuban) right?
Her parents a Puerto Rican, which means they don't eat Guinea Pig, Penguins, harbour Nazis, and change governments when a new type of firearm is introduced.
Exactly, but instead they eat trash. cause you know, you are what you eat.

So you're shit then? Cuz we all saw the Schieze video. Nazis love that.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 11, 2006, 09:42:14 AM »

The reason you are defending them is because a) you like to alienate and you think you are one of them, or B) only cause you are fucking one of them.
either way, i wouldn't be too proud to say it out loud if i was you.

Author Topic: Scholarships (Read 11545 times)

Bernie