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I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #1 on: Feb 21, 2006, 12:00:09 AM »
This is my sentence expresing my admiration for the essay.

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« Reply #2 on: Feb 21, 2006, 12:36:50 AM »
Hoax?  Even if it is it's still the best essay...ever.

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« Reply #3 on: Feb 21, 2006, 12:37:24 AM »
what's wrong with the firstpage? i do the same shit, -1 page to worry about :-D

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« Reply #4 on: Feb 21, 2006, 12:37:47 AM »
That was retarded.  A 61.  Real, my ass.

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« Reply #5 on: Feb 21, 2006, 01:21:41 AM »
I don't know what's funnier. The fact that he actually turned it in, or the teacher actually took the time to grade it. If I had been the Prof. I would have just slapped a big ass F on it after like the first paragraph. That or given him an A for having the balls to turn it in. Course he also spelt THE BEATLES as THE BEETLES...so then maybe that F should stand.  
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 21, 2006, 04:30:50 AM »
PAGE IS TO BIG

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« Reply #7 on: Feb 21, 2006, 10:23:54 AM »
You know what else is too big there, sexy?
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #8 on: Feb 21, 2006, 02:27:14 PM »
Too stupid to be real?
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #9 on: Feb 21, 2006, 11:27:40 PM »
It's so stupid it HAS to be real.  

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« Reply #10 on: Feb 21, 2006, 11:37:52 PM »
No way.

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« Reply #11 on: Feb 21, 2006, 11:47:16 PM »
Way!
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

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« Reply #12 on: Feb 21, 2006, 11:51:21 PM »
Like, no way!

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« Reply #13 on: Feb 21, 2006, 11:52:57 PM »
Yes way!
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 21, 2006, 11:57:58 PM »
No fuckin' way, man!

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« Reply #15 on: Feb 21, 2006, 11:59:39 PM »
Way of the fuckin' Samurai!
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 22, 2006, 12:07:00 AM »
No mother-fuckin' United Carlito's Milky fuckin' Way of America!

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« Reply #17 on: Feb 27, 2006, 04:17:57 PM »
This reminds me of a Penny Arcade comic.


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